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  • by David Rakoff
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    6 hrs and 49 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    09-21-10
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Publisher's Summary

The inimitably witty David Rakoff, New York Times best-selling author of Don’t Get Too Comfortable, defends the commonsensical notion that you should always assume the worst, because you’ll never be disappointed.

In this deeply funny (and, no kidding, wise and poignant) book, Rakoff examines the realities of our sunny, gosh­ everyone-can-be-a-star contemporary culture and finds that, pretty much as a universal rule, the best is not yet to come, adversity will triumph, justice will not be served, and your dreams won’t come true.

The book ranges from the personal to the universal, combining stories from Rakoff’s reporting and accounts of his own experi­ences: the moment when being a tiny child no longer meant adults found him charming but instead meant other children found him a fun target; the perfect late evening in Manhattan when he was young and the city seemed to brim with such pos­sibility that the street shimmered in the moonlight—as he drew closer he realized the streets actually flickered with rats in a feeding frenzy. He also weaves in his usual brand Oscar Wilde-worthy cultural criticism (the tragedy of Hollywood’s Walk of Fame, for instance).

Whether he’s lacerating the musical Rent for its cutesy depic­tion of AIDS or dealing with personal tragedy, his sharp obser­vations and humorist’s flair for the absurd will have you positively reveling in the power of negativity.

©2010 David Rakoff (P)2010 Random House Audio

What the Critics Say

"A collection of humorous—albeit pessimistic—essays on humankind’s incalculable foibles......Throughout the book, the author hones in on this disconnect, debunking the myth of the power of positive thinking while arguing that 'the bleak' (not the meek) will most likely inherit the earth." (Kirkus Reviews)

"Maintaining his signature and singular charm, Rakoff analyzes the heck out of common (and not-so-common) place culture....a writerly collection to make giddy even the most erudite lover of words." (Booklist)

“Rakoff’s strength is the turn of phrase that deftly and wittily dissects its subject at a stroke.” (Chicago Tribune)

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    Maeghan Montreal, QC, Canada 12-15-10
    Maeghan Montreal, QC, Canada 12-15-10
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    "Even better heard than read"

    David Rakoff's reading is so strong that to listen to him read this book aloud is actually a richer experience than reading it to oneself. I really enjoyed it, and highly recommend it.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Rodney Buffalo, NY, United States 08-14-12
    Rodney Buffalo, NY, United States 08-14-12 Member Since 2002
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    "A Good Friend I Never Met"
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    When I heard of David's passing, it was a like a very close friend of mine had died. I never met him, but I knew him so well through his books. His essays take you along on the journey of his life with all its laughter, tears and ironies. Reading his own words, he takes you inside his head, and in this book, through his struggle with cancer that took his life. Don't be afraid to make David your friend, to laugh and cry with him as he exposes the absurdities of our culture with wit and insight. Read his works and he will always be with you.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Scott Vann California, USA 03-03-13
    Scott Vann California, USA 03-03-13 Member Since 2010
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    "Outstanding and Funny"
    What does David Rakoff bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Listening to Rakoff made the book feel much more intimate and real. I don't think I would have read his cancer story the way he reads it, and it was touching, sad, and funny all at the same time.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    If you know David Rakoff's story, and are aware of his recent death, the book is heartbreaking and also a celebration of a great talent. Having heard him on This American Life many times, listening to this book was a great tribute to an amazing talent.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Lisa Austin, TX, United States 11-22-10
    Lisa Austin, TX, United States 11-22-10 Member Since 2008
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    "Rakoff's best yet!"

    David Rakoff's writing and narration are delightful. I think this is the best of the three audio books he's published to date. Say yes to the power of negativity!

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    nyog Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada 04-16-13
    nyog Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada 04-16-13 Member Since 2006
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    "Read it, don't listen to it"

    David Rakoff as a narrator can only be taken in small doses; he is lugubrious, monotonous, boring. His writing, on the other hand, is lovely, challenging, and well worth the time.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    colleen Carthage, NY, United States 12-06-12
    colleen Carthage, NY, United States 12-06-12 Member Since 2010
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    "David Rakoff is a Genuis"
    Would you listen to Half Empty again? Why?

    Probably--it's a wittier version of Augustine Burroughs with no smut. But I like Burroughs--this is even better.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    David.


    What does David Rakoff bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    A wonderful inflection of voice.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Allen Kansas City, MO, United States 09-23-12
    Allen Kansas City, MO, United States 09-23-12 Member Since 2009
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    "One of the finest from a great humorist."
    Where does Half Empty rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This one ranks in my top 5.


    What did you like best about this story?

    David Rakoff is able to deliver a lighthearted take on his, seemimgly, innermost thoughts.


    Any additional comments?

    We lost Mr. Rakoff last month. While I never met him, through his books, I feel like I knew him and I will miss him and his works.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Christopher Houston, TX, United States 09-21-12
    Christopher Houston, TX, United States 09-21-12
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    "Embrace the Negative side of things!!!"
    Any additional comments?

    I can see how this might not be a book for everyone. Make sure to listen to the sample before buying. David Rakoff had a most unique voice and I loved it but it can be grating to some people. Also optimistic or sunny happy people might not love the dark negative betty loveliness that David just embraces fully and completely. He was an artist and the world is a little less bright because he is gone.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Eric NY, NY, United States 09-17-12
    Eric NY, NY, United States 09-17-12 Member Since 2011
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    "A treasure"
    Would you listen to Half Empty again? Why?

    How good it is to have the late David Rakoff reading his own revealing, acidly funny essays. The man was an actor as well as a brilliant, insightful humorist, and there is no better way to be introduced to him and his work than by listening to this priceless recording.


    What other book might you compare Half Empty to and why?

    Rakoff is not to be lumped in with Sedaris. His tone is far more dark, and his love of the English language leaps to the fore. People don't write like this anymore; the elegance of his style and the aptness of his observations put one in mind of Robert Benchley.


    Have you listened to any of David Rakoff’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This was a first for me. I wish he were around to give us more.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    It's a collection of unrelated essays, so this question is not germane.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Paul Bangkok, Thailand 09-10-12
    Paul Bangkok, Thailand 09-10-12 Member Since 2006
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    "Perfect Narration"

    It's unusual that works read by the author actually turn out well. Rakoff 's (RIP) reading of Half Empty added and did not detract from the overall enjoyment of the book- a collection of hilarious essays on issues of the day. Rakoff's droll narration matched the witty and enjoyably cynical commentary.

    Rakoff is much like the other "David", David Sedaris, who has entertained us for years on NPR.

    This is a quick and enjoyable listen.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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