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Strip Tease | [Carl Hiaasen]
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Strip Tease

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  • by Carl Hiaasen
  • Narrated by George Wilson
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  • LENGTH
    15 hrs and 12 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    04-22-11
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Publisher's Summary

No matter what you heard or thought about the movie version of Strip Tease, forget it. Film simply can’t catch the layers of humor, satire, and imagination that author Carl Hiaasen creates in each of his novels.

When a deranged Florida congressman falls for a gorgeous but virtuous stripper, he dedicates himself to pursuing this tasselled princess. Not only is she a real beauty, she’s a damsel in distress. The effects of his quest will ripple through the spotlights of the strip joint, the sugar cane fields of south Florida, and some powerful political careers.

Fueled by innocent lust and dizzy miscalculations, this story will keep you howling with surprise. George Wilson’s colorful narration is the perfect vehicle for Carl Hiaasen’s twisted fairy tale.

©1993 Carl Hiaasen (P)1998 Recorded Books, LLC

What the Critics Say

“Rough, raucous, and filled with lovable losers, Strip Tease is a caper novel for readers not afraid to laugh out loud.” (People)

“Reading a Hiaasen book is always a high-speed boat ride where laughter can turn to horror and disaster at any moment. Hearing the story aloud adds a dose of realism and sensation; these characters really could be driving around the streets …” (AudioFile)

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    Eric NY, NY, United States 03-19-12
    Eric NY, NY, United States 03-19-12 Member Since 2011
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    "A total delightr"
    What did you love best about Strip Tease?

    This has it all--humor, gore, great dialogue, characters, and plot.


    Any additional comments?

    The reader is fabulous. He is clearly an actor as well, and gets each character's individual voice spot-on.

    9 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Philip Pointe Claire, QC, Canada 03-05-12
    Philip Pointe Claire, QC, Canada 03-05-12 Member Since 2007
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    "much better than the movie"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Strip Tease to be better than the print version?

    Yes, the narration is one of the best I have heard.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The congressman because he was so outlandish and over the top.


    What does George Wilson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    One of the best narrations i Have heard in audible books.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Steven United States 09-15-12
    Steven United States 09-15-12 Member Since 2011

    But it’s a Kosher frog!

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    "This Time He Takes on the Sugar Barons of Florida"

    Once again, Carl Hiaasen takes on the evils of south Florida as only he can. From the drunken Congressman who shouts, “GOD I LOVE NAKED WOMEN!” to the stripper named Ubana Sprawl (subtle, eh?) who is rumored to have once accidently suffocated a man with her pendulous breasts, all characters are what we expect from Carl’s twisted mind.
    I anyone here suffers from depression, I suggest you throw away your med’s and read all of the Carl Hiaasen books. You will never be depressed again. “Strip Tease” is side-splitting humor at its best.
    If this review was helpful, please let me know. Cheers.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Karen MADISON, AL, United States 03-15-13
    Karen MADISON, AL, United States 03-15-13 Member Since 2010
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    "The Good, The Bad...."
    What did you love best about Strip Tease?

    This is just a great book. Good story line, great characters, happy ending.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The story keeps you going - I wanted to know what happens next!


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    As for the narrator, this book really needed a woman's touch. George Wilson wasn't the right person for the job!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Unfortunately, I could not listen for long periods of time, as in many other books - the narration just kind of grates.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a wonderful story, terrific book, wrong narrator.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Curtis Hazlet, Saskatchewan, Canada 02-10-13
    Curtis Hazlet, Saskatchewan, Canada 02-10-13 Member Since 2009
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    "Once again a book that outdoes the movie"

    I watched this as a movie years ago when it came out. I have to say the book was witty and funny, far exceeding the movie. The characters are more rounded and believeable. Well done

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jeri Tucson, AZ, United States 11-18-12
    Jeri Tucson, AZ, United States 11-18-12 Member Since 2012
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    "OKAY"
    If you could sum up Strip Tease in three words, what would they be?

    This book was okay. Story line was predictable. Characters were okay, but many were easy to dislike.
    Parts of it were a little too graphic for my taste.


    What could Carl Hiaasen have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    don't know - first time read for Carl Hiaasen. May or may not try another book.


    How could the performance have been better?

    Left out the truly graphic gruesome details.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    Stupid Congressman.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Judith Highlands Ranch, CO, United States 11-14-12
    Judith Highlands Ranch, CO, United States 11-14-12 Member Since 2002
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    "Hiaasen KNOWS Florida!"

    Carl Hiaasen has a hilariously objective way of observing the absurdities that exist in my former state. He calmly and painstakingly dispels all dreamy palm tree hype of movies and commercials. Florida has a particularly seedy underbelly, and he describes in to a "t". The narrator is absolutely perfect, as usual, and the females are usually the brighter lights in the tree, even if the tree is a strip club.

    I do wish, though, that an audible editing could be done for pronunciation of Florida places and things. Since this book should appeal in a special way to Floridians, the mispronunciation of one of its former biggest store chains (before it was swallowed by Macy's) should be pronounced properly--very distracting when "Burdines" (long "i") is pronounced "Burdeens". Also, although it is probably a Florida foible that the original road from Tampa to Miami, called the Tamiami Trail (US 41), it is never pronounced "Ta-miami", but "Ta-meeami". Everyone in south Florida knows that and pronounces it that way, so the narrator should as well.

    A great and hilarious read!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    A.J. UNION CITY, CA, United States 10-20-12
    A.J. UNION CITY, CA, United States 10-20-12 Member Since 2005
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    "One of Hiaasen's Best!!!!!!!!"
    What did you love best about Strip Tease?

    I was hooked by this one within the first minute. No one sets a scene and develops characters quite the way this author does.

    While less mad-cap than many of his other books, Hiaasen's wit still shines through in this one. It is so difficult to weave a story featuring such numerous characters, but this author is up to the challenge. The way in which he ties together so many quirky, richly-layered characters is a hallmark of Hiaasen novels. His characters and the events in which they are immersed is simultaneously outlandish and utterly believable.



    What did you like best about this story?

    Erin is a sympathetic character. I find myself surprised that I can identify with a stripper.


    What about George Wilson’s performance did you like?

    Wilson's performance was enthralling. He shifts voices between characters flawlessly. This man is a genius! I could see the whole book in my head, thanks to him. Wilson knows how to develop a character just as well as Hiaasen does.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Truly this was one of those books, but sadly, I had to stop for little things--like work, and human interaction.


    Any additional comments?

    Don't let the movie of the same name scare you off this book. This is a masterful work of storytelling.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bob Kenner, LA, United States 10-08-12
    Bob Kenner, LA, United States 10-08-12 Member Since 2007
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    "Not worth your time"
    What would have made Strip Tease better?

    Story not interesting.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Carl Hiaasen again?

    I thought his golf book was very good and funny but Strip Tease was neither good nor funny.


    What aspect of George Wilson’s performance would you have changed?

    It was fine given the material.


    What character would you cut from Strip Tease?

    All of them.


    Any additional comments?

    Dumb book.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Judith Caldwell, ID, United States 10-08-12
    Judith Caldwell, ID, United States 10-08-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Rediscovering Hiaasen"
    Any additional comments?

    I discovered Hiaason's children books first and loved their emphasis on kids solving environmental problems. I have been delighted to discover his adult books! The characters and settings are quirky but that same sense of seeking justice for all creatures flows throughout.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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