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Holidays on Ice: Featuring Six New Stories | [David Sedaris]
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Holidays on Ice: Featuring Six New Stories

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  • by David Sedaris
  • Narrated by David Sedaris
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    4 hrs and 19 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    10-22-08
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Publisher's Summary

David Sedaris's beloved holiday collection is new again with six more pieces, including a never before published story. Along with such favorites as the diaries of a Macy's elf and the annals of two very competitive families, are Sedaris's tales of tardy trick-or-treaters ("Us and Them"); the difficulties of explaining the Easter Bunny to the French ("Jesus Shaves"); what to do when you've been locked out in a snowstorm ("Let It Snow"); the puzzling Christmas traditions of other nations ("Six to Eight Black Men"); what Halloween at the medical examiner's looks like ("The Monster Mash"); and a barnyard secret Santa scheme gone awry ("Cow and Turkey").

No matter what your favorite holiday, you won't want to miss celebrating it with the author who has been called "one of the funniest writers alive" (Economist).

©2008 David Sedaris; (P)2008 David Sedaris

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    A_Nonny_Mouse Hugo, MN, United States 09-06-10
    A_Nonny_Mouse Hugo, MN, United States 09-06-10 Member Since 2009

    A gift subscription to my wife. All comments and ratings are hers.

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    "Funny stories"

    The stories are funny but some a bit cruel which makes it a little hard to listen to - but if you like Sedaris, it's VERY Sedaris.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    C. Telfair San Jose, CA, United States 06-26-12
    C. Telfair San Jose, CA, United States 06-26-12 Member Since 2006

    Audible has changed my life! Dry , itchy eyes were destroying one of my greatest pleasures - reading. Now I am experiencing books again!

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    "Add a touch of Bitter to your Holiday Sweet"

    What a tradition-- right up there with "It's a Wonderful Life," "A Christmas Carol," and "Christmas Vacation".
    Many Christmas stories are sugar sweet, but, if you like a little spice with your sweet, include David Sedaris in your yearly holiday experience. "The Christmas Elf' is one of the funniest, most irreverent, and most memorable of listens.
    Sedaris may not be for everyone, but if you sometimes appreciate the cynical side of holiday cheer, try this.
    And do it for his absolutely unique, creakie little voice!

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Cindy United States 08-24-12
    Cindy United States 08-24-12 Member Since 2007

    Say something about yourself!

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    "I am a fan"

    As the title proclaims I love Sedaris. I find his humor engaging and insightful. I will take on anything with his name on it. Lucky for me, his books have been wonderful. He is subtle and droll. I do not know who to compare him to. Try one of his books. I think you will love his stories. He reads his own material. He has an engaging voice and is one of the few who I think are able to read their own material to good effect. Usually my heart sinks when I see that the author is reading the book. Not so with Sedaris. His reading is part of "the act."

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Dave Whittier, CA 12-06-11
    Dave Whittier, CA 12-06-11 Member Since 2010

    I'm a big fan of SF/F/Horror, and all things in between and out.

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    "Best When In SantaLand"

    If you're not ready for Department Store Christmas Carolers or Mall Santas, plug Holidays On Ice into your ears. Sedaris generally does an excellent job of pointing toward the madness of the holidays, without feeling like a Grinch.

    The opening story "The SantaLand Diaries" is about Sedaris working in a Department Store as an elf, and if you've ever experienced a certain frustration (along with Charlie Brown) about the commercialization of Christmas, or Christmas being pushed on you, this story is a can't miss.

    The rest of the stories weren't nearly as much fun for me. "Seasons Greetings" and "Christmas Means Giving" in particular ended felt overly mean and cruel.

    That said, others, like "Dinah, The Christmas Whore," and "Six to Eight Black Men" were genuinely amusing. I wouldn't call "Monster Mash" fun, but it was incredibly well written.

    (There are more stories in this edition than in the previous version. Personally, I think the additional stories are welcome.)

    I suspect, like "A Christmas Carol," I'll make listening to "The SantaLand Diaries" and some of the stories an annual tradition.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    january huntersville, NC, United States 05-02-13
    january huntersville, NC, United States 05-02-13 Member Since 2012
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    "A refresher before meeting the author"

    I had tickets to see David Sedaris and I was brushing up on some of his older books to refresh my memory beforehand. As always, a delightful listen. I've read all of his books, but I much prefer listening to him read them. The very best part of this book is that he sings in the voice of Billie Holiday. It's one thing to read the story and the words say, I sang a commercial jingle in the voice of Billie Holiday. It's a whole other thing to actually hear him sing a jingle like Billie Holiday. Brilliant!!!

    I'm a huge fan of David Sedaris and would recommend all of his books. And if you have a chance to see him perform, even better. Not only is he funny, he's also very nice. When he signs your book, he looks directly at you and asks you questions, then writes something personal just for you. When I saw him recently, he stayed and signed books until one in the morning. He looked exhausted, but he was gracious and engaging.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 02-03-13
    Amy HARRISBURG, NC, United States 02-03-13 Member Since 2011
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    "David Sedaris never disappoints"

    It is hard for me to be unbiased when it comes to reviewing David Sedaris's work as I am a huge fan. As always, entertaining, especially in a Winter holiday context. I also love that David always narrates his books which makes them especially enjoyable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    sisterteresa GREENFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS, United States 01-19-13
    sisterteresa GREENFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS, United States 01-19-13 Member Since 2012
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    "A little too cynical."
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Interesting enough that I wasn't totally disappointed but there wasn't a lot of laugh out loud dialouge. I thought the most genuine and funny part was about the authors childhood. I wish there was a bit more of it.


    What was most disappointing about David Sedaris’s story?

    It seems a bit mean-spiritred at times.


    What does David Sedaris bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Sedaris did a fantastic job reading. It gave the text more authenticity.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    This isn't the type of book that would lend itself to a movie.


    Any additional comments?

    I listened to it while I wrapped Christmas gifts. It was a present to myself and a relatively light "read".

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Greg east wenatchee, WA, United States 10-24-12
    Greg east wenatchee, WA, United States 10-24-12
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    "I can never get enough David Sedaris"

    This books is no exception to the level of popularity that the greatness of all other books David Sedaris has allowed him.

    While this one would probably be properly appreciated during the holiday season, (Late October through December) I have no repercussions in giving this book all the stars allowed.

    I purposely read and cherish Sedaris' books when they are read by the author himself (as this one is).

    This is one of the type of books that I could easily see myself listening to again and being equally satisfied by it.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    karltonwrites Huntsville, AL United States 05-22-12
    karltonwrites Huntsville, AL United States 05-22-12 Member Since 2005

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    "Mostly Repackaged Christmas Tales"

    I bought it for "Santaland Diaries" which I had never read, and it alone is worth the price of admission. The rest, to me, is just filler; I liked best the ones I'm already familiar with ("Dinah the Christmas Whore" and "Six to Eight Black Men").

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bruce United States 03-12-12
    Bruce United States 03-12-12 Member Since 2007
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    "Disappointing"

    Like several other reviews, I laugh myself sick with David Sedaris stories. However, this collection of stories just weren't that funny.

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