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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove | [Christopher Moore]
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The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove

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  • by Christopher Moore
  • Narrated by Oliver Wyman
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    8 hrs and 45 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    08-04-09
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Publisher's Summary

The town psychiatrist has decided to switch everybody in Pine Cove, California, from their normal antidepressants to placebos, so naturally - well, to be accurate, artificially - business is booming at the local blues bar. Trouble is, those lonely slide-guitar notes have also attracted a colossal sea beast named Steve with, shall we say, a thing for explosive oil tanker trucks.

Suddenly, morose Pine Cove turns libidinous and is hit by a mysterious crime wave, and a beleaguered constable has to fight off his own gonzo appetites to find out what's wrong and what, if anything, to do about it.

©1999 Christopher Moore; (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

What the Critics Say

"Moore is Daniel Pinkwater for grownups, but a lot funnier; and his irreverent antics reveal a buoyant wit and surreal authority even while rendering the emotional range, sex life, and murderous tendencies of a sea monster." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Chris Robbins 07-19-10 Member Since 2006
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    "Very funny, but perhaps not for everyone"

    I stumbled across this author in a bookstore looking for a book-on-CD before taking a long road trip. The sales clerk recommended "Island of the Sequined Love Nun". What a discovery! Truly laugh-out-loud funny. After that, I downloaded "The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove", which was equally funny. Both books start off a little slow ... but they take off quickly, and then it's quite a ride. Oliver Wyman does such a great job narrating, especially with the wide variety of characters that Moore presents. I can see that not everyone will like Moore's offbeat humor, but his characters are very human and his narration and commentary convey a dry wit that often doesn't translate well. Highly recommended.

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Daniel Ogden, UT, United States 05-20-10
    Daniel Ogden, UT, United States 05-20-10
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    "Laugh it up!"

    If you love to laugh then this book is for you!

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Carlsbad, CA, United States 11-27-11
    Robert Carlsbad, CA, United States 11-27-11 Member Since 2011

    Carlsbad Rob

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    "Christopher Moore fan now"

    Never heard him before but the title was intriguing and the reviews were good so I gave it a shot. Initially I wasn't thrilled but the whacked characters and situations grew on me. Now I'll be looking for other titles. And the narrator did a wonderful job with the different voices.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    D. E. Dickerson New York, LA, Tucson. It depends. 10-01-12
    D. E. Dickerson New York, LA, Tucson. It depends. 10-01-12 Member Since 2012

    pleasant bald person

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    "A Good Introduction to Moore"
    What does Oliver Wyman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Mr. Wyman, thank goodness, is possessed of excellent comic timing, which is the difference between life and death for a book this silly. He can also handle a number of voices without making any of them seem stereotypical, which is essential for a book with this many characters, most of whom you are encouraged to love. This is no mean feat, and he does the job perfectly.


    Any additional comments?

    Christopher Moore's work tends to have gangs of lovable misfits menaced by some crazy monster (or in some other bizarre situation) in a way that permits more serious reflection on a few larger issues. (In Lust Lizard, it's the wide prevalence of overprescribed Prozac, and how we deal with sadness in our lives.) His work feels like it's in a direct line of descent from Kurt Vonnegut through Tom Robbins, with a relative of Carl Hiaasen somewhere in the lineage. The magical-realist philosophical caper comedy. If this is your thing, Lust Lizard is a terrific example of the genre. If you're never tried it before, this isn't a bad place to start.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    lucy asheville, NC, United States 12-27-11
    lucy asheville, NC, United States 12-27-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Left of Center, VERY entertaining"

    Moore always does a great job and this one is no exception. Very funny, a great listen, a unique tale that has something for everyone who walks a little left of center!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    kellee las vegas, NV, United States 06-13-11
    kellee las vegas, NV, United States 06-13-11 Member Since 2010
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    "Super fun read!"

    I really liked this book AND the narrating. Two thumbs up! I was apprehensive at first, but won't hesitate with the bizarre subjects moving forward. :-) I would totally recommend this book :-)

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    cheryl las vegas, NV, United States 03-02-11
    cheryl las vegas, NV, United States 03-02-11 Member Since 2005
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    "Hilarious, and original."

    Christopher Moore as always is hilarious, This is not meant for serious hearted and there are certainly moments you need to suspend belief, However your usually laughing to hard to care.
    this like all moore's books is a fantasy, a fairy tale of gigantic proportion totally light and funny.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Richard Jacksonville, FL, United States 12-13-10
    Richard Jacksonville, FL, United States 12-13-10 Member Since 2001
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    "A Surprise Favorite"

    I have listened to many of Moore's books and bought this one reluctantly. The plot seemed silly and I couldn't imagine how a sea beast in a small town would be plausible (if any of his stuff can be described that way) or made entertaining. When it was done, it had become one of my favorites (behind Fool and Lamb). It's hard to say why, though, since the plot was as odd as Moore's usual stuff; it just had that vibe that made it fun and quirky. I smiled a lot. In a way, it reminded me a bit of Hiassen, but without the really tripped out characters (and, of course, that extra touch of whimsy that only a fantasy creature can bring). If you are afraid it's too weird, don't be--it's fun.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Matthew San Diego, CA, United States 06-04-13
    Matthew San Diego, CA, United States 06-04-13 Member Since 2010
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    "Thoroughly entertaining"

    If you're a fan of Christopher Moore, you'll enjoy this audio book. This book follows his pattern of an intriguing, amusing plot and quirky characters, seasoned generously with sarcasm and humor. The performance by the narrator really brought the characters to life.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Lysa Garcia 06-12-12
    Lysa Garcia 06-12-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Read it!"
    What made the experience of listening to The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove the most enjoyable?

    The crazy funny storyline


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The lust lizard, he's just cool


    What does Oliver Wyman bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The inflections and the perfectly timed humor


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The whole thing


    Any additional comments?

    Read Moore!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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