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Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) | [Jenny Lawson]
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Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)

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    04-17-12
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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award Nominee, Humor, 2013

For fans of Tina Fey and David Sedaris - Internet star Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, makes her literary debut.

Jenny Lawson realized that the most mortifying moments of our lives - the ones we'd like to pretend never happened - are in fact the ones that define us. In Let's Pretend This Never Happened, Lawson takes readers on a hilarious journey recalling her bizarre upbringing in rural Texas, her devastatingly awkward high school years, and her relationship with her long-suffering husband, Victor.

Chapters include: "Stanley the Magical, Talking Squirrel", "A Series of Angry Post-It Notes to My Husband", "My Vagina Is Fine. Thanks for Asking", and "And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane". Pictures with captions (no one would believe these things without proof) accompany the text.

©2012 Jenny Lawson (P)2012 Penguin

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    Linda San Luis Obispo, CA, USA 05-02-12
    Linda San Luis Obispo, CA, USA 05-02-12 Member Since 2006
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    Would you listen to Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) again? Why?

    Yes, her stories are so funny and self absorbed you get sucked into her reality. I would read it again just to see if I could be objective.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Hello? Jenny of course, though Victor must be a saint.


    What does Jenny Lawson bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    She lived it, or imagined it, not sure.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Pretty much the whole thing made me laugh.


    Any additional comments?

    I'm pretty sure there is no Jenny Lawson; she is a character created by Christopher Moore.

    11 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Q. Hazlewood Jonesboro, AR 04-17-12
    Q. Hazlewood Jonesboro, AR 04-17-12

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    "Like Mother Teresa, but better!"
    If you could sum up Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) in three words, what would they be?

    Unicorn Success Club


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)?

    I can recite the whole thing from memory.


    Which character – as performed by Jenny Lawson – was your favorite?

    I'm gonna have to go with her performance of Jenny Lawson, aka "the Bloggess." She nailed it.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I'm actually legally dead, having died of laughter. In lieu of flowers, buy this book.


    Any additional comments?

    This book is funnier than the Bible.

    41 of 45 people found this review helpful
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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 04-18-12
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 04-18-12 Member Since 2005
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    "Brand new fan"

    Super fun, bright and refreshing. Jenny Lawson is like your best friend/alter ego with no filter, ADHD and a blogging problem who says the things that you are embarrassed to even think about. I loved every minute of it.

    21 of 23 people found this review helpful
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    D. S. Smith Dallas, Texas 05-19-12
    D. S. Smith Dallas, Texas 05-19-12 Member Since 2012
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    "How the Bloggess almost made me crash my car!"
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    Oh, I do so adore The Bloggess! She has the most amazingly twisted and wonderful way of looking at the world that I’ve ever encountered. And since the audiobook is narrated by the woman herself, it makes the book that much better. She swears! She screams! She has silly asides! And to cap it all off, she has out-takes at the end! My only problem listening to this book is that I listen while I’m driving (I should have known better, probably), and there were several times I feared for my life, driving down the road with tears streaming, face contorted in laughter, afraid I’d crash the car at any moment. She’s just that damned funny. BUY THIS AUDIOBOOK!

    10 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    BostonMom Needham, MA, United States 04-29-12
    BostonMom Needham, MA, United States 04-29-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Actually, not for fans of Sedaris and Fey"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I *really* wanted to like this book. Maybe diehard devotees of Jenny Lawson's blog might like it more than I. I thought some of her essays were great, but couldn't stand an entire book of her. It was just... too forced.


    Has Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Jenny Lawson’s performances?

    Probably not.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir)?

    I would have trimmed a lot from the book as a whole. Jenny is witty and touching, but her sarcasm and schtick wore thin on me after the first half of the book. Her journey of self-awareness feels contrived and forced--- as if her editor told her that she had to summarize what she learned and how she grew from each anecdote. Her essay about miscarriage and living with chronic illness was really powerful and moving. Her father is fascinating, as is her upbringing. I would have liked to hear more about her parents.

    And whoever told her to SING the chapter titles should be fired. That was just cringe-inducing.


    20 of 24 people found this review helpful
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    Elizabeth Centennial, CO, United States 07-31-12
    Elizabeth Centennial, CO, United States 07-31-12 Member Since 2010
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    "I almost drove off the road!"
    What made the experience of listening to Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) the most enjoyable?

    Lawson's stories were hilarious! I admit, her freedom with the "f" word was a little much at times and some of it was pretty coarse, but I after awhile I got used to it and laughed so hard while we were driving home from California that I almost drove off the road. I was nearly in tears. I also appreciated the sadder stories and how she was able to find humor in the difficult times that life hands us. She is a master story-teller and in spite of the rough language my whole family (my husband and I and our adult kids) got a kick out of this book. I was a little embarrassed by some of the content, but the humor and the performance by the author made it pretty darn fun. The 20 hour drive from California to Colorado went by very quickly because of this laugh a minute romp through Jenny Lawson's life. Thanks for such a fun time!


    What other book might you compare Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) to and why?

    A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel is a sweet memoir that I have listened to many, many times. It too is read by the author and the stories crack me up. Both Lawson and Kimmel are gifted story tellers. Kimmel's style is much more tame but no less enjoyable.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    We all concur that the stories from when she worked in the HR department of a Christian organization were unreal. I also loved all the stories of her "taxidermied" (her word) critters.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Absolutely!


    Any additional comments?

    If you are offended by harsh language, this book probably is not for you. Choose A Girl Named Zippy if you want a sweet memoir with heart and humor.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Teri Beaverton, OR, United States 04-17-12
    Teri Beaverton, OR, United States 04-17-12 Member Since 2009

    Mom, wife, reader. I love reading a book I don't want to put down.

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    Where does Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    If you like the Bloggess, buy the book now!! Funny and irreveren. If you don't like swearing...run away.


    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Rick Pittsfield, MA, United States 04-27-12
    Rick Pittsfield, MA, United States 04-27-12 Member Since 2005
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    "Cute story, light entertainment."

    Jenny's no Sarah Vowell or Tina Fey but the story is an enjoyable romp through her life. Not a rib splitter but rather a light, easy story with some fun and humorous interludes. This is one of those books that I can't imagine being read by other than the author and Jenny does a fine job of narration. I'd give it a 3.5 overall if that were allowed.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Kim Spokane, WA, United States 04-19-12
    Kim Spokane, WA, United States 04-19-12 Member Since 2009

    Avid reader my whole life - addicted to audio. I listen to books & podcasts while working, driving, sleeping......

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    "SO FREAKIN' AWESOME !!"

    I am only halfway through this book but I don't need to listen to the rest to say it's the funniest damn thing I've listened to in my entire life. I'm a big fan of Jenny Lawson's blog (The Bloggess) so I knew what to expect and was looking forward to this book for months. I am so glad I chose audio rather than the print version because hearing her read it is the epitome of awesome. I'm saving the second half to listen to at work tomorrow and then I'm going to be so sad because it will be over. Her humor is really twisted and may not be appropriate for those with tender ears or sensitive f-bomb detectors - so if you are uptight or too "mature" to enjoy anecdotal hilarity peppered with foul language then steer clear of this one.

    13 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah Phoenix, AZ, United States 02-27-13
    Sarah Phoenix, AZ, United States 02-27-13 Member Since 2012
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    "A bucket full of awesome-ness!"
    Where does Let's Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir) rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Tied for first. One of my favorite all time!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Hearing her stories from her childhood reminded me so much of my childhood. It brought back memories I had long forgotten. She is so witty and hilarious. I have since started following her blog and I am often brought to tears from laughing so hard.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I couldn't stop listening except to hit the pause button to calm my laughing before people in public thought I was crazy.


    Any additional comments?

    Amazing!!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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