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Monster: A Novel | [A. Lee Martinez]
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Monster: A Novel

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  • by A. Lee Martinez
  • Narrated by Eric Michael Summerer
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  • LENGTH
    8 hrs and 42 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    04-12-11
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Publisher's Summary

Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady - for the future of the universe.

Monster runs a pest-control agency. He's overworked and has domestic troubles - like having the girlfriend from hell.

Judy works the night shift at the local Food Plus Mart. Not the most glamorous life, but Judy is happy. No one bothers her, and if she has to spell things out for the night-manager every now and again, so be it.

But when Judy finds a Yeti in the freezer aisle eating all the Rocky Road, her life collides with Monster's in a rather alarming fashion. Because Monster doesn't catch raccoons; he catches the things that go bump in the night. Things like ogres, trolls, and dragons. Oh, and his girlfriend from Hell? She actually is from Hell.

©2009 A. Lee Martinez (P)2011 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Martinez pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Hallie PIKESVILLE, MD, United States 05-30-12
    Hallie PIKESVILLE, MD, United States 05-30-12 Member Since 2011

    avid audiobook listener, sociopath, nerd.

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    "Absolutely loved this book."

    This was great. I always love a story without romance. Action, mystery, magic... what more could you want?

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Michael Burbank, CA, United States 08-04-11
    Michael Burbank, CA, United States 08-04-11
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    "A Fantastic Ride!"

    Such an amazing story! This clever and fun story did for Monsters what "Men in Black" did for aliens. This story had such a fun and eclectic cast of characters that I couldn't wait to jump in my car and hear more of this story. This is most definitely a fun book to read and laugh along to, so long as you don't mind a cynical jerk as your lead character. I got a kick out of it.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Carl HUNTINGTON, WV, United States 09-11-12
    Carl HUNTINGTON, WV, United States 09-11-12 Member Since 2011
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    "If a Pantheon Funded Free-Lance Men-In-Black"

    Genre: Fantasy, Comedy

    Rated: PG13 some sexual situations

    Static or Dynamic: Not overly either. It had descriptions, but wasn't tedious and it had plot twists but they weren't corkscrews.

    1st or 3rd Person: 3rd person: follows 2-3 main characters through a slice of life in the fantasy realm

    Abstract or Concrete: Sufficiently both. Some things were abstract like the mechanics of fantastical retrograde amnesia, others parts were more concrete like the specific behaviors of a plethora of mystical animals.

    Linear or Non-Linear: Weakly Linear: the plot goes forward through time but it's not until a ways in that you feel like it's actually leading to a conclusion.

    Narrator: It's been a while since I've heard the book and I can't say that I particularly remember the experience. That can be good and bad. It wasn't so horrible I couldn't stand it, but it wasn't particularly spectacular.

    Plot Outline: So mythical animals are all around us but you never notice them because your brain induces amnesia to counter the weirdness of it all. Monster, our protagonist is one of the guys that clears up these little monster sightings. Things get more complicated when some overly strange things tend to happen to one of the people he meets and the story floats around that for a while until it pulls towards a conclusion. I get the impression that the strange happenings of the story were devices for making jokes and poking fun at the mystical world that we apparently live in. This is mostly a comedy and if you're looking for something groundbreaking or overly involving you will probably be disappointed. However, if you'd like a chuckle on your way to work, this is perfect.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 05-27-12
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 05-27-12 Member Since 2005
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    ":O)"

    The guy is funny! I'm a big fan of A. Lee Martinez and he didn't disappoint with monster. Original story and characters. Worth your time.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Chris - Audible Newark, NJ, United States 04-26-12
    Chris - Audible Newark, NJ, United States 04-26-12 Member Since 2011

    I'm an Audible editor, and I think this quote sums it up: "A voice is such a deep, personal reflection of character." - Daniel Day-Lewis

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    "Not as good as it could have been"

    While Monster was a fun listen, this book was a little too cute for its own good (Demons use "Blessed" as a curse word! Even ethereal beings have to deal with paperwork! Our hero's name is Monster, and he catches monsters for a living!). There were some good ideas, and human existence was at stake, but the ideas weren't fleshed out enough and the fate of the universe never really seemed in doubt. It felt as though the author was thinking, "Wouldn't it be clever if I threw this in?" as he was writing it, but never stopped long enough on an idea to give it weight. Our protagonist is an overall unlikable guy, and we never really get a good sense of his back-story. The main villain's motivation seemed to be "Just because," which is pretty weak.

    The narrator does a pretty good job with the different characters, and he keeps the book moving at a good clip. The 8+ hours absolutely flew by, which makes it great for a week's worth of driving to work. The story is straightforward and uncomplicated, though I'm a little disappointed because it had a lot more to offer and never really got there. Overall, I'd say this is a light, fun book with some very forgettable characters.

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Doras WADDELL, AZ, United States 10-16-11
    Doras WADDELL, AZ, United States 10-16-11
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    "this author was a first for me"

    It was a pretty good story, made me laugh, trouble seems to find the heroine, the hero is of a differant breed (literally) with an animated oragami sidekick...

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Yvonne Southfield, mi, United States 07-17-12
    Yvonne Southfield, mi, United States 07-17-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Soooo good Soooo funny"
    What did you love best about Monster?

    Monster the book or Monster the character. The character is a reluctant dysfuntional hero who finds that he has to deal a w woman who does not believe in magic, which means him.

    The world according to Martinez pokes fun at the basic issues of life and he put it in Monster the book.


    What did you like best about this story?

    The inability or ability of how one's belief can effect their perception of the world.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The scene opens in a supermarket. The store clerks are rather surprised to find a yeti devouring all the ice cream and generally making a mess. But (to the rescue!) a team composed of a young man (Monster) and his assistant paper cutout man come to the rescue.
    That is the start and the of a never ending slap stick ride.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes. What I actually did was to buy all the other books by Martinez


    Any additional comments?

    Read it Love it and then read all of Martinez's books!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stiggy and Iggy CT 05-25-12
    Stiggy and Iggy CT 05-25-12

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    "I want more!!!!!"
    What did you love best about Monster?

    Great story and great performance!!


    What did you like best about this story?

    A complete universe and strong character development!!


    Which character – as performed by Eric Michael Summerer – was your favorite?

    Ed and Chester!!!!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Almost


    Any additional comments?

    I just wished this was a series.... =(

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Gina Grande Cache, Alberta, Canada 05-17-12
    Gina Grande Cache, Alberta, Canada 05-17-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Promising!"
    If you could sum up Monster in three words, what would they be?

    A fresh interpretation!


    What other book might you compare Monster to and why?

    Obviously writing about the supernatural is big business these days, but Monster has such a hapless main character that I found it quite unique. Everyone is kinda nasty, but it's hilarious! I think the premise is very promising, and although the writing could use some polish, seeing the characters develop could be great fun if this continues on in a series.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Monica PAGE, Australia 02-21-12
    Monica PAGE, Australia 02-21-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Quirky and fun"
    What did you love best about Monster?

    It's truly hard to find something a little bit different, and this was it. I listened to Automatic Detective and was impressed with it, too, so thought I'd try Monster. Such a sense of fun in the writing and story.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Pretty much did - kept walking around with it at work and plugging myself in whenever I had a spare minute or two. :)


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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