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William McGonagall - The Autobiography | [William Topaz McGonagall]

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William McGonagall - The Autobiography

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by William Topaz McGonagall
Narrated by David Rintoul
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1 hr and 55 mins
RELEASE DATE

09-01-09
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William Topaz McGonagall is widely renowned as one of the world's worst-ever published poets. Yet his discordant muse is hugely popular all over the world - no less a figure than Spike Milligan was obsessed with him. But how do we account for this morbid fascination with verse of little or no discernible merit whatsoever?

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