Zombie Upheaval

Still Alive, Book 9

By: Javan Bonds

Narrated by: S.W. Salzman, Andrew B. Wehrlen

Length: 14 hrs and 33 mins

Publisher's summary

At the end of the world, the zombies are sometimes not the scariest monsters. The evil that now hides among the sheep seeking to devour its very heart.

Pastor Mike Brown and his wife, Lauren, are loved by the congregation of the church that rose from the ashes of the zombie apocalypse so much so the pair have convinced their followers that something they once thought of as demonic and forbidden is now acceptable if not ordained: cannibalism. But a darker secret, now discovered, could destroy everything. As Guntersville Island’s fledgling government has attempted to solve the mystery of a growing number of missing children, it has been implicated in the very inhuman crimes it has sought to solve by none other than the messianic leader. Forced to go to war with the very people it has sought to protect. Is the Nash worth saving? Will Mortimer make it out before the turf war turns the city into scorched earth?

Meanwhile, on the Viva Ancora, Mo, Smokes, and the remainder of the main protagonists are faced with the possible loss of an important member of its crew. Of course, a given: Mo’s constant complaining never ceases. Will evil win the battle for control of paradise? Who can stop the sadistic actions of a crowd driven by faith and hunger? Where have all the heroes gone? It’s the end of the world as we know it. Join us, friend. In places where the zombies bite....fish bite....life always bites....and some people bite and eat you!

Welcome to Book Nine: Zombie Upeavel. Winner of the 2019 Independent Audiobook Awards (IAA) for Humor

©2022 Javan Bonds (P)2022 Javan Bonds

need more Moe

There are so many characters now. half the time I was wondering who people are. Also I love these books! But describing every death is literally just filler. I will stick with this series for Moe and Smokes. Honestly it was 14 hours of wtf. Elmo and the other good characters is why I spent a credit . I completely get it, but I'm just disappointed.

Brilliant as usual.

As always totally engrossing with a variety of descriptions for really bad cases of diarrhea. For those with weak constitutions, this may put you off your favorite foods such as pudding or yogurt.

OMJESUS! THIS IS AWESOME!

Other than it's a f*cking masterpiece of bloody gloriousness-filled wtf just happened greatness...
I definitely RECOMMEND THIS BOOK! If you're around young ones, church folk or others that don't like foul language, use ear buds. Javon is the reining Master of Fan Killing! Even though this is book 9, it's just as awesome as if it was the first. Mo and the crew are still just as awesome. Thank you Javon, S.W and Andrew for making me stay up all freaking night because I couldn't stop listening. I can't wait to see what happens next!

A bloody good time!!

Once again Javan Bonds has come out with another exciting, funny, very shitty, very bloody grousomly detailed vision of his zombie apocalypse. I love the real life references made here and there from bring up Rick & Bubbas radio show in early books to referencing the WWE's Undertaker, and one of the main locations being Nashville, 35 miles from me! Oh and using fan names in his books.......please kill me in the next one Javan! I cant say enough about SW Salzmans performance, as always much enjoyed. If you havent started this series what are you waiting for, you will not be disappointed, the screen writer will not allow it!

A+ gruesome and ZOMPOC ACTION

I have read or listened to all of still alive series, javans ability in description and verbal detail is beyond reproach. he did not disappoint in this latest addition go the series. his ability to graphically detail the gruesome viscera of the on going survival of his characters will leave laughing, cringing, and mentally gaging. I enjoyed this book. it has the humor, action and gore I have come to expect and can't get enough of when javan writes.

Javans twisted mind delivered again!

If you're reading this because you are thinking about reading this then you are likely aware of his writing style already. I'll skip that and go into the story instead. I was super happy the Screenwriter gave us more of some of our favorite characters. And even our favorite villains. I highly recommend you read this so that you too will be where you are supposed to be.

Good book

This is another good book from Javan Bonds ! If you’re a fan of his you will like this book. He is very funny.

Great gory story

These books just keep getting better. I really enjoyed it. Very gory amd lots if blood and guts. Got a few good laughs too!

A Wild Ride Through The ZA Continues...

Book nine of the Zombie Upheaval story does not disappoint! For those unfamiliar with the series, imagine the zombie apocalypse as envisioned by "Beevis and Romero". Author Javon Bonds serves up delectable characters with a heaping helping of graphic gore (as well as copious penis and poop jokes.) Do yourself a favor and read this book. Just be prepared to snicker like a middle schooler.

What a ride

Pastor Brown is still serving BBQ to the masses, the congregation finds out what they have been eating, and is accepting of this new way of life. Meanwhile the rest of the town is fighting the rumors they had something to do with the missing children and has started a civil war on the island. Mo is still here complaining away like normal, but the crew on the Viva Ancora is dealing with losing one of their own as Easy’s girl gets bit by one of the blunitics.
I really enjoy this series. Even when it gets bloody, messy, and a lot of bodies are left behind. This book has a lot of bodies left behind, a lot. Narrator S.W. Salzman will forever be Mo, and Smokes no matter what. This team of author and narrator have clicked and they really draw you into the story. This series might not be for everyone, but for everyone else this is a ride of a lifetime.