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Whose Boat Is This Boat?
- Comments That Don't Help in the Aftermath of a Hurricane
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100 percent of The Late Show’s proceeds from this book go to hurricane relief.
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- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 249
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 243
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Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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AS FUN AS SEASON1
- By Robert on 03-07-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,094
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 970
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Story4 out of 5 stars 966
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
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- Mark
- 11-09-18
Comedy, Drama, Terror On And Off The High Seas
Never before has a president done more or written better for the Americsn people. Really it's a terrific, terrific book. Many people are talking Pullitzer and I don't say that in a braggadocious way it's just that now that I single handedly stopped the terrorist's caravan folks can finally have an account of one my other very, very successful fuck it. Donald Trump is an ass and everyone who can read a complete paragraph knows it.
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- S. Hubble
- 05-25-20
Better in print version
I love Colbert but this book consists of just a few dumb, insensitive things trump said. Most of it is introduction and closing. It's a picture book, it doesn't make a good audiobook.
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- MC
- 10-20-19
All Proceeds go to Hurricane Florence disaster victims
All proceeds helped Hurricane Florence victims or it would be totally useless with trumps stupid, useless comments.
Love Stephen’s Colberts’ reiterating the ridiculous comments out of Trumps mouth while visiting the ruins on the beach. What an idiot!
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- Fatima Bey
- 11-29-19
OMG! I LOVE THIS!!!
I don't even know how to put words to this. This was not at all what I expected! It was better! The fact that this entertainment was created for the purpose of helping is what I love the most.
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- Andy
- 11-09-18
Sadly hilarious but for a good cause. Will get a
Sadly hilarious but for a good cause. Will get a hard-copy as well but just had to hear Stephen's reading of it.
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- Sharon
- 11-29-18
I love Stephen Colbert
Your voice is pure gold. Thank you for raising money for hurricane victims. Everyone should purchase this book.
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- Jeffrey A Nartowicz
- 02-07-20
short
short but entertaining...I liked it and would recommend it to all who hate Donald Trump.
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- Sephira Jenkins
- 11-11-18
quick laugh
3 minutes of amusement, in exchange for a charitable donation. Worth the time and money.
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- K and M
- 11-10-18
AMAZING!
The ONLY thing that would make it better would be a chime sound to signal a page turn so you can read along with your physical copy 🤣🤣🤣
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- A. Carter
- 12-15-18
Funny and mindblowing
Hilarious, but also sad that he actually said this. I love Colbert's reading of "Trump"
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