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The Telling Room: A Tale of Love, Betrayal, Revenge, and the World's Greatest Piece of Cheese | [Michael Paterniti]

The Telling Room: A Tale of Love, Betrayal, Revenge, and the World's Greatest Piece of Cheese

In the picturesque village of Guzmán, Spain, in a cave dug into a hillside on the edge of town, an ancient door leads to a cramped limestone chamber known as “the telling room”. Containing nothing but a wooden table and two benches, this is where villagers have gathered for centuries to share their stories and secrets - usually accompanied by copious amounts of wine. It was here, in the summer of 2000, that Michael Paterniti found himself listening to a larger-than-life Spanish cheesemaker named Ambrosio Molinos de las Heras as he spun an odd and compelling tale about a piece of cheese.
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Audible Editor Reviews

Editors Select, July 2013 - I consider myself a foodie, but never have I found myself so emotionally invested in any food, let alone a piece of cheese. Michael Paterniti’s sophisticated prose awakened my taste buds and transported me to a remote, other-worldly village in Spain where I came to crave Páramo de Guzmán, arguably the world’s greatest (and most expensive) piece of cheese. The Telling Room, however, ignited within me much more than a simple food craving. Paterniti’s expertly woven narrative, with detailed descriptions of both people and land, invoked within me nostalgia for a simpler time. At the center of Paterniti’s memoir is Ambrosio,the passionate Spanish cheesemaker, betrayed by his best friend, living with revenge in his heart in a land where grudges last a lifetime. As Paterniti gets implicated in Ambrosio’s tale, so does the listener, and the journey is every bit as satisfying as an excellent piece of cheese. I was fortunate enough to read an advanced copy of this book, and it’s such a delight to now listen to it in audio with L.J. Ganser as narrator. —Katie, Audible Editor

Publisher's Summary

Audie Award Finalist, Non-Fiction, 2014

In the picturesque village of Guzmán, Spain, in a cave dug into a hillside on the edge of town, an ancient door leads to a cramped limestone chamber known as "the telling room". Containing nothing but a wooden table and two benches, this is where villagers have gathered for centuries to share their stories and secrets - usually accompanied by copious amounts of wine.

It was here, in the summer of 2000, that Michael Paterniti found himself listening to a larger-than-life Spanish cheesemaker named Ambrosio Molinos de las Heras as he spun an odd and compelling tale about a piece of cheese. An unusual piece of cheese. Made from an old family recipe, Ambrosio’s cheese was reputed to be among the finest in the world, and was said to hold mystical qualities. Eating it, some claimed, conjured long-lost memories. But then, Ambrosio said, things had gone horribly wrong.... By the time the two men exited the telling room that evening, Paterniti was hooked. Soon he was fully embroiled in village life, relocating his young family to Guzmán in order to chase the truth about this cheese and explore the fairy tale-like place where the villagers conversed with farm animals, lived by an ancient Castilian code of honor, and made their wine and food by hand, from the grapes growing on a nearby hill and the flocks of sheep floating over the Meseta.

What Paterniti ultimately discovers there in the highlands of Castile is nothing like the idyllic slow-food fable he first imagined. Instead, he’s sucked into the heart of an unfolding mystery, a blood feud that includes accusations of betrayal and theft, death threats, and a murder plot. As the village begins to spill its long-held secrets, Paterniti finds himself implicated in the very story he is writing.

Equal parts mystery and memoir, travelogue and history, The Telling Room is an astonishing work of literary nonfiction by one of our most accomplished storytellers.

A moving exploration of happiness, friendship, and betrayal, The Telling Room introduces us to Ambrosio Molinos de las Heras, an unforgettable real-life literary hero, while also holding a mirror up to the world, fully alive to the power of stories that define and sustain us.

©2013 Michael Paterniti (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Kathryn Bell Chapel Hill, NC United States 10-16-13
    Kathryn Bell Chapel Hill, NC United States 10-16-13 Member Since 2013
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    "A little too long but good nevertheless"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    First time I've found the reader to detract. Too much artifice/contrived in words chosen.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Humor, learned a lot about Spain, history of Spain and world incorporated in to story,


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of L.J. Ganser?

    ANYONE.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    No.


    Any additional comments?

    Too long - not enough pace in story. Too much digression and redundant.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    R. B. Rothwell Newport Beach, CA 08-16-13
    R. B. Rothwell Newport Beach, CA 08-16-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Amazing in so many ways"
    What made the experience of listening to The Telling Room the most enjoyable?

    The author bounces back and forth between history lessons and present day stories and then ties them together flawlessly.


    Have you listened to any of L.J. Ganser’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No, I haven't; but this one was very good.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, but it would have been too long.


    Any additional comments?

    I would say this ranks in the top 5 books I've ever "read." It may even be number one. I found myself very emotionally involved. The writing was brilliant and the reader was very talented.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Melinda UT 08-07-13
    Melinda UT 08-07-13 Member Since 2009

    So hooked by audio that I have to read books aloud. *If my reviews help, please let me know.

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    "The Original Canned Cheese"

    My husband doesn't understand how I can sit in front of the TV watching people preparing food; I tell him we're even because I don't understand how he can sit and watch two men pummeling each other with their gloved fists. This conversation came about as I watched *Cheese Slices'* Will Studd hiking through a little Spanish hillside in Castile to a remote village called Guzman in pursuit of a rare sheep's milk cheese preserved in olive oil. A cheese made throughout history by one family and prized among turophiles. Fellow Foodies will understand this passion. On a personal note, I am of Castilian/French ancestry, so I felt some connection to this particular cheese hunt and was intrigued -- to which my husband countered, "My grandfather was a boxer." Days later, The Telling Room: A Tale of Love, Betrayal, Revenge... appeared on Audible and I realized the "Piece of Cheese" was the same Páramo de Guzman I had seen Will Studd search out and hedonistically enjoy.

    That cave was the "Telling Room", a family's bodega or "el contador," once used as a place to age the precious cheese, and to count and record the farmer's harvest. Later, the rooms were used as a gathering place to tell stories and drink copious amounts of the local wine. It is from this Telling Room that Paterniti draws out the tale of a family's cheese and two friends that battle over that cheese, lusted for by the likes of Frank Sinatra, Gorbachev, Reagan, and called by Harrod's of London, "the world's greatest piece of cheese."

    Paterniti, who has an MFA in Creative Writing, is a skillful storyteller that writes with intense passion. He claims the research for this book changed his life, which is obvious in his almost loving attention to detail. (Apparently the book contains page after page of footnotes.) His own obsession with the tale of the cheese seemed like an engrossing tale -- until he introduces the reader to Ambrosio. As someone once said, "I thought I liked the chamber music until the orchestra started to play." Ambrosio is a character of Shakespearean dimensions, fueled by his love for his land, gossip and legends, and gallons of wine. His zest for life is exhilarating (even a very funny, but not irreverent, rustic soliloquy on defecating), everything becomes a shadow to his simple radiance. The story takes on a romantic fairy tale-like quality in his presence. "My name is Ambrosio Melinos de las Heras. You stole my cheese; prepare to die!"

    The contrasting stories of an American journalist researching an article, and a Spanish farmer bent on revenge are tightly entwined. The book is verbose and became a little cumbersome as Paterniti painstakingly laid out his family's step by step acclimation to Spain and their personal story thread. The author uses whole chapters to tell a few paragraphs of a story, and I found myself rushing ahead to the villages of Spain and Ambrosio's story. A case of an author writing a character so well that he is outshone by his own brilliance. Readers who love the written word will enjoy...Foodies should at least look for an abridged edition. Not truly a food-themed book, hence the love, betrayal and revenge, but still enjoyable, and executed with talent and heart.


    [**As for the cheese? Paterniti described the taste to the Chicago Tribune's Bill Daley: "The cheese was carrying so much metaphysical weight, it was such a product of the land. It connected me to the place....It was such a strong cheese. I didn't expect it. I couldn't eat any more of it. It was overpowering. It was such a reflection of who Ambrosio is." (You can experience his verbosity in this answer.)
    *I was unable to find the cheese at any deli nearby for a tasting. The World of Imports has this description: "Páramo de Guzman is an innovative raw sheep's "cheese in a can." It is made on the banks of the Duero River in central Spain. Aged for 12 months for a piquant, sheepy flavor and a firm, slightly granular texture, it is them preserved in extra virgin olive oil -- in a can, no less. The yellow-green oil soaks into the pores of the cheese, giving it a bright olive tint and easy eating texture. From this oil come a typical Mediterranean aroma along with a citrus edge in the flavor profile. Currently sells for $22 lb."]

    20 of 26 people found this review helpful
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    Gallstone 08-12-13
    Gallstone 08-12-13
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    "Interesting story ruined by the narrator"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Not quite at the level of Simon Winchester but similarly I liked that the story blended recent events with historical facts and interesting asides. I would recommend this book to a friend in print form.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    Include a wedge of Paramo de Guzman cheese!


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    The narrator has no clue how to pronounce Spanish. Even simple words like "bella" (pronounced beya (correctly) , not bela (as pronounced by the narrator) ) are mispronounced. This might not be a significant issue for someone that does not speak Spanish but if you do or even have a basic understanding, you will be very disappointed and increasingly aggravated as the story progresses.
    I fail to understand why a bilingual narrator was not chosen (there must be many) or at the very least why the present narrator was not coached.
    The narration severely detracted from the story.







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    Heather Boulder, CO, United States 11-01-13
    Heather Boulder, CO, United States 11-01-13 Member Since 2012

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    "A vivid and craftily woven story"
    Would you listen to The Telling Room again? Why?

    Probably not, but just because I don't really do that


    What did you like best about this story?

    I felt like I really got a great feel for the characters and the town


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    melissa mairtta, GA, United States 09-02-13
    melissa mairtta, GA, United States 09-02-13 Member Since 2010
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    "great book"
    Where does The Telling Room rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    a book that is about how a food can move you. very enjoyable


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    you want to listen to the book all the way in one sitting if you have time


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Sylvia Britten California 12-02-14
    Sylvia Britten California 12-02-14 Member Since 2012

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    "Too slow"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    Too slow and after eight hours and I wanted to die. I'm sorry I just could not finish this book.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Michael Paterniti again?

    Yes


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    I don't think it was a narrator I think it was the story


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    benefit NC 11-16-14
    benefit NC 11-16-14 Member Since 2009
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    "Unbearable narration."
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    No. The narration made it impossible for me to stick with this book. The reader was over the top and stilted--cringe-worthy. He mispronounced a number of words and was just wrong for the book. Maybe he'd be good with self-help books, but not literature.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Terrific story and well written.


    How could the performance have been better?

    The narrator read this as though he was reading a storybook to children. His delivery was just too emotive...I tried to block it out so I could hear the words, but it was too much for me. I want to point out, however, that many Audiobook readers appeared to like the narration, so it just may be a style that doesn't work for me. I like a flatter, quieter reading so that I am hearing the words, not the narrator's PERFORMANCE of them. This narrator was like a very bad actor in a high school play...again, that's how it came off to me. Best to listen to a clip first.


    Was The Telling Room worth the listening time?

    Not sure. Depends on whether you can accept the narrator's style. Would recommend reading the print version, though. I think it's probably a wonderful book.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Ruth 09-16-14
    Ruth 09-16-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Starts out great but loses it along the way"

    I really wanted to love this book. Loyalty, family, history, cheese. Fantastic, right?

    Unfortunately, the author gets hopelessly bogged down in his story, and this book (which is WAAAY too long), turns into a book about an author getting bogged down by a book he can't finish writing.

    When "the end" finally came, I really had no idea why, and found myself saying, "Really?"

    I've said the book is too long, and I mean that. Much of the repeated descriptions of the towns and the land and the (extensive) history of Spain seemed like filler, or maybe something to keep the author's mind working while he tried to figure out what his content should be.

    I don't NOT recommend this book, but I don't really recommend it either. The story of the cheese is pretty compelling. I'm just not sure it's worth listening this many hours to get it.

    A word on the performance: L.J. Ganser read with enthusiasm, but his over-enunciation of every single word (not just the Spanish) was grating and incredibly distracting.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Chariety Rifle, CO, United States 03-10-14
    Chariety Rifle, CO, United States 03-10-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Boring"
    Would you try another book from Michael Paterniti and/or L.J. Ganser?

    No, found the style of writing very tiresome.


    Has The Telling Room turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Not at all.


    Would you be willing to try another one of L.J. Ganser’s performances?

    possible, if the story is better written


    Any additional comments?

    One of the most boring books I have ever purchased at aubible.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    "A turophillic dream"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, because if you are interested in, or have a passion for cheese, this is for you.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It shares my obsession with chasing down a specific cheese, that may or not exist.


    Have you listened to any of L.J. Ganser’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    No, so nothing to compare it with.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It confirmed for me that there is more to cheese than curdled milk, that flavours can rest in your could and become an obsession.


    Any additional comments?

    If you are a cheese maker, this is definately for you - in fact probably all artisan food producers should give it a go.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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