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Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, and Dying in the National Parks | [Andrea Lankford]

Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, and Dying in the National Parks

The real stories behind the scenery of America’s national parks. For 12 years, Andrea Lankford lived in the biggest, most impressive national parks in the world, working a job she loved. She chaperoned baby sea turtles on their journey to sea. She pursued bad guys on her galloping patrol horse. She jumped into rescue helicopters bound for the heart of the Grand Canyon. She won arguments with bears. She slept with a few too many rattlesnakes. Hell yeah, it was the best job in the world! Fortunately, Andrea survived it.
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The real stories behind the scenery of America’s national parks.

For 12 years, Andrea Lankford lived in the biggest, most impressive national parks in the world, working a job she loved. She chaperoned baby sea turtles on their journey to sea. She pursued bad guys on her galloping patrol horse. She jumped into rescue helicopters bound for the heart of the Grand Canyon. She won arguments with bears. She slept with a few too many rattlesnakes.

Hell yeah, it was the best job in the world! Fortunately, Andrea survived it.

In this graphic and yet surprisingly funny account of her and others’ extraordinary careers, Lankford unveils a world in which park rangers struggle to maintain their idealism in the face of death, disillusionment, and the loss of a comrade killed while holding that thin green line between protecting the park from the people, the people from the park, and the people from each other. Ranger Confidential is the story behind the scenery of the nation’s crown jewels - Yosemite, Grand Canyon, Yellowstone, Great Smokies, Denali. In these iconic landscapes, where nature and humanity constantly collide, scenery can be as cruel as it is redemptive.

©2010 Andrea Lankford (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Charles USA 09-28-14
    Charles USA 09-28-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Cringeworthy"

    I downloaded this since my Mom and I were going to be driving around the plains and seeing a few of the National Parks. I grew up doing this on the East and West Coasts; I have a lot of respect for the Parks Service and the Rangers because of this. There is no question that they do a difficult and, at times, dangerous job.

    That being said:

    Julia Motyka should be banned from reading books. Her narration made this book unlistenable.

    The forward was the most self congratulating and cringeworthy drivel I have heard in a long time, if not ever. Right up to the horrifying "Hell yeah!". I just shuddered thinking about it again. We were looking for something relatively light to pass the time, not 100 ways to die in the Parks you're about to go visit. Oh, and in case you all didn't know, criminals take vacations too. I'm pretty sure they just call it 'hiding', Andrea.

    This may be a great book that picks up once you get past the first few chapters, but Motyka made that option unavailable to us. If you like grating saccharin noise while you drive/walk/whatever, go for it. As for me, I am returning this ASAP.

    22 of 27 people found this review helpful
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    kgohl WORCESTER, VT, United States 09-02-14
    kgohl WORCESTER, VT, United States 09-02-14 Member Since 2010
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    "People Magazine version of the National Parks"

    As a longtime backpacker in places such as Grand Canyon, Yosemite, and Glacier national parks, I made myself listen to the entire book, although I found it excruciating. The book is a mishmash and overwritten to the point that one almost cannot blame the narrator for her overly dramatic rendition of the narrative. This is the People Magazine version of important issues that have faced the Park Service for years. Books such as Over the Edge: Death in the Grand Canyon and Not without Peril: 150 Years of Misadventure in the White Mountains come at some of these issues more peripherally but perhaps with less high drama. This book is very overwritten.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Drew (@drewsant) Watertown, MA, United States 04-13-15
    Drew (@drewsant) Watertown, MA, United States 04-13-15 Member Since 2012

    Post apocalyptic listener with some thrillers mixed in. Follow me on twitter at @drewsant

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    "Depressing from Cover to Cover"

    ‘Ranger Confidential’ is an uncensored look at those who protect America’s National Parks. Well written and poignant, the book is a must read for those who are thinking about working in the national parks, and those starting to learn about the outdoors. However if you’re looking for something that makes you want to grab your back and head out to the trail look somewhere else. Reading the article about this book in ‘Backpacker’ magazine I knew parts were going to be sad and gory but I figured that they would be interspersed with sun antidotes about pranks or fun times in the back country, but I was wrong. While there are some (very few) times where the beauty of the parks shows through, or something goes write, if you were to believe this book the life of a ranger really sucks. The book seems to say that they pretty much go from one search and rescue to another while getting paid like crap, and after a while it makes the author seem to be a bit whiny.

    Ms. Motyka's narration is OK. She does a good job with the various characters and male voices, but at times she sounds a bit electronic.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Erich William Kutschke Chicago, ILLINOIS United States 06-12-14
    Erich William Kutschke Chicago, ILLINOIS United States 06-12-14 Member Since 2014
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    "100 Ways We've Seen People Die in a National Park"
    What did you like best about Ranger Confidential? What did you like least?

    I was hoping for SOME comic relief after reading the reviews. Instead I got many details about the deaths of people who made horrible decisions in beautiful and dangerous places. There were some happier stories but they were too few and far in between.


    What could Andrea Lankford have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Less death and tragedy.


    Have you listened to any of Julia Motyka’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I am not sure and I can't compare.


    Was Ranger Confidential worth the listening time?

    It was a series of stories that did reveal the dangers of our national parks. I am not sure if it was worth the time listening to that much death and carnage. It may have been, just wasn't the book I was hoping for. This may be more my mistake than the author's fault.


    7 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Marvin DALLAS, TX, United States 12-30-13
    Marvin DALLAS, TX, United States 12-30-13 Member Since 2013
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    "A must read"

    most of the books I've listen to our self-help business development. I decided to take a break. This is an amazing book I want to reach out to every park ranger and thank them for their selfless non-recognized efforts. I did not realize this book was more about an individual until the end. The stories kept me engaged. I camp, I hike, I backpack I did not realize the potential of some of the dangers that were around me.

    Haven't written many reviews, I felt compelled to write this, thank you very much for the book.

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    matt 07-12-15
    matt 07-12-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Don't do it."

    The narration was a atrocious for this particular book. Content wouldn't be bad and probably even positively interesting with a more skilled and appropriate narrator. Not worth your time or money to listen.

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    surveyor 05-20-15
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    "Not a Good Audio Book"
    Would you try another book from Andrea Lankford and/or Julia Motyka?

    No.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Julia Motyka’s performances?

    No.


    Any additional comments?

    I found this a fairly entertaining expose of the life of a park ranger, although at times (especially in the last few chapters) much attention was given to stories of others both within and without the park service. My only real problem relates to the unnecessary use of profanity. It distracts from and demeans otherwise good writing.

    My major criticism is directed at the reader. Her voice, lilting and whimsical, just doesn’t fit the image of a ranger in the role of a law enforcer, rescuer, paramedic and Smokey Bear. She is better suited as a reader of a children’s book or fairy tale. It weighed on me to the extent I found difficulty finishing the last quarter of the book.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Richard 03-05-15
    Richard 03-05-15
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    "If you are into the outdoors get this book"

    Well written and preformed. It will give you a lot of respect for NPS Rangers. Their lot is not an easy one and I am going to feel a lot safer when hiking and backpacking in our national parks.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Michael Toll 01-24-15
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    "I will never look at a Ranger the same way again!"

    I will never look at a Ranger the same way again! Sounds like it can be a tough life at times.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jan 09-09-13
    Jan 09-09-13
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    "Candid, Honest and Educational"

    I downloaded the book before our summer vacation to one of the parks, so it was timely. A collection of National Park "slices of life" from a Ranger's perspective. Gives the reader a good look at not only "a day in the life" of a ranger, but also a broader insight into the career of a ranger. I liked it.

    5 of 10 people found this review helpful

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