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Neither Here nor There Audiobook

Neither Here nor There

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In Neither Here nor There Bill Bryson brings his unique brand of humour to bear on Europe as he shoulders his backpack, keeps a tight hold on his wallet, and journeys from Hammerfest, the northernmost town on the continent, to Istanbul on the cusp of Asia. Whether braving the homicidal motorists of Paris, being robbed by gypsies in Florence, attempting not to order tripe and eyeballs in a German restaurant, window-shopping in the sex shops of the Reeperbahn or disputing his hotel bill in Copenhagen, Bryson takes in the sights, dissects the culture and illuminates each place and person with his hilariously caustic observations.

©1991 Bill Bryson; (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

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    M. Craft 08-12-14
    M. Craft 08-12-14
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    "Authentic Bryson, but that might be the problem"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would recommend Neither Here Nor There with reservations, because the actual traveling-around-Europe portion of the book is exactly what I wanted from Bryson. Unfortunately, he indulges too much in digressions where he displays quite unlovable character traits, some of which include:

    -despising all dogs and most animals in general
    -shameless objectification of women
    -defending his complete lack of remorse over beating up the fat kid in his middle school.

    In a travel book, I seek to identify with the author so that I may see the places he goes through his eyes. Bryson's digressions make this very difficult, and it is hard to understand why his editor permitted them to remain in the work, since they are so extraneous to the purpose of the work.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    I think there is a book that covers his ORIGINAL trip through Europe with Katz, and as a fan of A Walk In The Woods, I'm curious about that one.


    What didn’t you like about William Roberts’s performance?

    Bryson freely admits being completely ignorant of all non-English languages, except for mostly-forgotten lesson in school. Despite this, Roberts continually indulges in heavy accents and pronunciations that feel false in the context that Bryson has created.


    Do you think Neither Here nor There needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    Nope. I don't want to tempt Bryson into deeper navel-gazing, since this book took him to some pretty dark places already.


    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 07-19-13 Member Since 2017

    ErikWH

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    "The narrator delivers the book"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Neither Here nor There to be better than the print version?

    It is difficult to compare audio editions with the print versions in most cases. When listening to others read a book, I almost always find I would have read it in a slightly different way. When I read a book, I put my own voices on the dialog, and I have my own way of reading and interpreting the sentences. These are small, subtle changes that I find important for my reading experience.

    William Roberts does an excellent job narrating this book. I mean, Bill Bryson is who he is, funny, a great storyteller, and able to make almost any subject appear intriguing through his observations. I've read a book by him before, so I knew what I was getting for content. Therefore, William Roberts' narration came as a pleasant surprise and really made the listen a very enjoyable experience. He read with a voice much better than my own internal one, and in my opinion, emphasizing exactly the right words for each sentence, thus bringing out those extra subtleties I enjoy.

    Therefore, I'm inclined to consider the audio edition better than the print version in this case.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Neither Here nor There?

    Being from Norway, I obviously found the part where he travels to Norway particularly interesting. It is interesting to hear a foreign take of one's own culture. It is clear however, that the book is more than 20 years old now, so there's a lot of those small cultural observations that no longer applies. But, I'm old enough to remember!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    I'm not going to lift a particular scene up to favorite status. The book was generally enjoyable, and not to mention a reminder of how much the world and particularly Europe has changed during the last 20 years. Some cultural differences have disappeared, some have emerged, as with currencies, politics, customs and culture.

    In a way, the stories and observations are a bit outdated, but for someone of my age, that didn't lower the reading experience.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    If I had had the opportunity to do so, I probably would do so. But then again, I would with any book, I guess.


    Any additional comments?

    In summary, I would say a very enjoyable listen, great but slightly outdated content, but with excellent narration.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    egg seattle 12-05-15
    egg seattle 12-05-15
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    "Disappointed"

    I enjoyed some of Mr. Bryson's other books, namely Made in America and the obvious A Short History, and was excited to listen to a book about his own direct experiences. Unfortunately I didn't get what I was expecting. I couldn't imagine having so much privilege in life while complaining so much. Trip around Europe, full of new sights and experiences! Sounds great. Better complain for half the book about the bus ride in a way that's far from amusing. There is nothing compelling or interesting about this book or Mr. Bryson. I'll stick to his writings not about his miserable existence.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Hani 03-11-17
    Hani 03-11-17
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    "Amazing book"
    Any additional comments?

    I really enjoyed this book, Bill Bryson is hilarious and I was laughing out loud, there were parts that I was driving on the highway and I thought I might get into an accident cause I was laughing so hard.
    I thought the book gives you a fair review of what to expect in each country and city
    Most guide books tell you the place is great and amazing and recommend all museums and everything touristy there is to do
    In this book, Bill Bryson does other things that not all tourists do, he goes to places that not all guide books recommend and gives you his honest opinion of the country and its people
    I liked it much more than a lot of other guide books
    Highly recommended

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Joyce Miamisburg, OH, United States 01-30-17
    Joyce Miamisburg, OH, United States 01-30-17 Member Since 2012
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    "Going Back Again"

    In his younger years Bill had taken this tour with a guy he had just met and thought he'd see if it had changed much over the years.

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    Cody 07-22-16
    Cody 07-22-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Great"

    This is only my second Bryson book and is much better than the road to dribbling which was my first I highly recommend this book if u r looking for a good quick listen.

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    Jacob A. Nordby Boise, ID 02-06-16
    Jacob A. Nordby Boise, ID 02-06-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Classic Bryson but a little tired"

    First, I always love Bill Bryson. He knows how to frame the mundane in clever ways. I laughed right out loud a few times while listening to this book.

    I would have rated the story more highly if this one had more depth or heart or something. Didn't get a sense that he was doing much more than reeling it all out with a bit of Bryson frosting in places.

    Quite well read by the narrator and worth the listen overall--just not as great as some of his earlier work.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Turner 01-09-16
    Turner 01-09-16 Member Since 2011
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    "Expected better."

    If you are interested in graphic descriptions of European sex shops, then this is the book for you. Otherwise, I highly recommend another of Bryson's books, A Walk in the Woods.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Dan Lennon Simi Valley, Ca 06-23-15
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    "A "must read" for anyone who has experienced living in a foreign place or can appreciate the nuances of foreign culture"

    I absolutely loved this book!! It is filled with humor throughout. I could really relate to the observances, comments and humor of Bryson's travel experiences and it brought back so many of my similar living &
    travel experiences in Asia. That humor about some of the cultural traditions, nuances, idiosyncrasies is sometimes what keeps you sane!

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    Shelley 01-06-15
    Shelley 01-06-15 Member Since 2015
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    "9 hours in a prison camp"

    9 hours in a prison camp certainly would have been more enjoyable. The author is an extremely arrogant and self righteous twit that has only s superficial knowledge of people, cultures and religions but that doesn't stop him from hating everyone and everything. Tedious and boring are his constant rants. Sarcasm is funny but constant whining is just annoying.

    6 of 12 people found this review helpful
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  • Sara
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    1/5/12
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    "Very enjoyable."

    I have only read one of Brysons books before and found this to be in the same lighthearted, yet educational style. Had me chuckling outloud.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Danielle
    3/25/15
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    "disappointing"

    I loved 'notes from a small island' so thought I would enjoy thus. it was OK, it passed the time, but I was left feeling that someone who may have got more out of it should have taken the European trip. he was just passing the time and seemed not to enjoy it. although I did enjoy the northern lights at the beginning I otherwise found the whole trip uninspiring.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Ireland
    2/26/15
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    "Good listen"

    Narrator was Excellent. Story was not quite as good as the other book "a walk in the woods". Observations and insights not quite as funny as last book either.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • iain
    Isle Of Lewis, United Kingdom
    2/22/15
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    "William Roberts is a delight. Brings it to life."

    Roberts excels once again. This is not my favourite Bryson book by any means but I absolutely adore the narration. Waiting for him to do "Thunderbolt Kid"

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Yahya
    Torquay, United Kingdom
    10/19/11
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    "Hilariously discriptive and Brilliant"

    Bill has a great expressive word power. He describes the situations, people and places with brilliance. His descriptive account of European travels creates an enjoyable picture to the listeners. I enjoyed the audio and got hooked on it.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • KOKSAL COBAN
    ISTANBUL Turkey
    12/24/12
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    "Fun to listen to.."

    A very lighthearted approach to Bill Bryson's travels around Europe. The author makes it a fun to listen to his travel memoir with his sophisticated sense of humor. A number of different countries across the Europe are covered with interesting anectodes and sharp critical observations at times. Narration is also very good and clear. Highly recommended.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Nicholas
    Stonehouse, Glos, United Kingdom
    1/26/10
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    "An American in Europe"

    Dull is the adjective which characterises this book. Bryson seems to see nothing, appreciate nothing and spends endless time speculating how things and places would be improved by some kind of Americanisation. As a fan of Bill Bryson's writing I was surprised and disappointed by this book.

    12 of 24 people found this review helpful
  • Andy
    Taunton, Somerset
    3/29/17
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    "decent enough, but this has dated!"
    Would you listen to Neither Here nor There again? Why?

    No.I loved Notes from a Small Island the moment I picked it up. For a while back in the mid '90s I couldn't get enought Bryson. Listening to this audio book of Neither Her nor There brought a lot of pleasant memories back, but it also showed it as a somewhat dated "Daily Mail Reader Tours Europe" (even though he hates the Daily Mail). I think the somewhat irritating tones of the narrator (William Roberts) didn't help things here. My wife couldn't bear to listen to it. There seemed to be way too many antagonistic remarks about pretty much any country/people (which I know is somewhat the point), but it rather undid all it's good work some 20 years later and I began to wonder why the hell he bothered travelling at all, if he felt this way? Funny though it still is in large parts, it has a mildly icky undertaste that's a little patronising by the standards of 2017


    What other book might you compare Neither Here nor There to, and why?

    Notes from a Small Island - similar vintage Bryson. The Road to Little Dribbling - more contemporary, if slightly less funny


    Did William Roberts do a good job differentiating each of the characters? How?

    Not really many characters to speak of. Even so, his tone is a bit whiny and I think this dragged the funnier elements of the book down, making it sound like an American-knows-best kind of rant.


    Any additional comments?

    Remarking on all the bare-breasted women sunning themselves in parks might be the kind of comment made by middle-aged men (or teenagers) to their friends (in private, without being mic'd up) but devoting a vast chunk of a chapter of a book to it borders on the embarassing

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • stylo
    3/21/17
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    "As always Bryson is brilliant!"
    What did you like most about Neither Here nor There?

    Bill Bryson's sarcasm. He makes me laugh out loud. I love his style of writing. I also really enjoy listening to William Roberts. He is an excellent narrator/actor. I would consider buying an audio book just because he is reading it.


    What other book might you compare Neither Here nor There to, and why?

    Other Bryson books!?


    Which scene did you most enjoy?

    There were too many to pick just one.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made me laugh out loud much of the time. I look forward to re-listening to this book.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • susan harper
    3/19/17
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    "Loved it!"

    Absolutely superb...brilliantly narrated. Bill Bryson has the most wonderful, wicked sense of humour. My sister and I listened to it every morning at breakfast and it had us in fits...starting our day with a good laugh...what more could you ask for!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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