• They Don't Call It the Submission Process for Nothing

  • A Rookie Author's Rookie Year
  • By: Prioleau Alexander
  • Narrated by: David Marantz
  • Length: 6 hrs and 20 mins
  • 5.0 out of 5 stars (3 ratings)

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They Don't Call It the Submission Process for Nothing

By: Prioleau Alexander
Narrated by: David Marantz
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Publisher's summary

What actually goes on behind the curtain of "being published?" How does it feel when you get your advance? Is it fun? Exciting? Does it involve riches, fame, and groupies?

Inside They Don't Call It the Submission Process for Nothing, you'll discover what it's really like to finally bash down the seemingly impenetrable walls of the publishing industry and see your book in bookstores. Then there’s the book tour, radio interviews, signing events, speaking engagements, your face on promotional posters.... Is it a dream come true? Or a hilarious nightmare? Now’s your chance to find out.

Whether you’re a writer or a reader, author Prioleau Alexander’s hilarious memoir will tell you the things you aren’t supposed to know...and why no one behind the curtain ever spills the beans about how things really work. Is there a reason for that? Let’s just say they don't call it the submission process for nothing.

©2023 Blydyn Square Books (P)2023 Blydyn Square Books

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Almost impossible not to love this book

Submission Process is a laugh a minute and I'm sending it to friends and family for the holidays. I'm not a writer, but I think anyone who likes a great story and learning about someone else's story will love this book. There are so many good lessons and experiences shared that apply across the spectrum of adult life, which aren't to be missed even though the writing is laugh out loud funny. The entire thing could be delivered as a stand up comedy sketch it's so well done, and at the same time the story is provocative and has you eager to hear what happened next. Alexander's writing will even improve your general mood because you'll be smiling and laughing so much. Highly recommend for everyone. If I could give it 10 stars, I would.

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A Unique and Funny Point of View

One needn’t be an author to appreciate this book by Prioleau Alexander. In fact, his witty writing style universalizes the craft in a way to which everyone may relate even as they learn the tough side of the writers’ trade. I laughed out loud throughout.

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LOL funny!

We listened to this book on our way to and from the mountains last week.

Never laughed out loud so much and felt so emotionally drained(from the process) from a book.

You don't need to be a writer to enjoy this book.

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