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W. A. R. P. The Reluctant Assassin: W.A.R.P. Book 1 | [Eoin Colfer]

W. A. R. P. The Reluctant Assassin: W.A.R.P. Book 1

If Artemis Fowl is “Die Hard with Fairies”, then W.A.R.P. is “Oliver Twist” meets “The Matrix”…The Reluctant Assassin is the first book in the W.A.R.P. series. W.A.R.P. stands for ‘Witness Anonymous Relocation Programme’. The assassin of the title is young Riley who has been apprentice to Albert Garrick, a Victorian illusionist who has fallen on difficult times and taken to using his unique conjuring skills to gain access to victims’ dwellings.
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Publisher's Summary

Shortlisted for the Red House Children’s Book Award 2013

If Artemis Fowl is “Die Hard with Fairies”, then W.A.R.P. is “Oliver Twist” meets “The Matrix”…

The Reluctant Assassin is the first book in the W.A.R.P. series. W.A.R.P. stands for ‘Witness Anonymous Relocation Programme’. The assassin of the title is young Riley who has been apprentice to Albert Garrick, a Victorian illusionist who has fallen on difficult times and taken to using his unique conjuring skills to gain access to victims’ dwellings. On one such murderous escapade he brings his reluctant apprentice along on his first killing. Riley is saved from having to commit the grisly act when the intended victim turns out to be a scientist from the future, part of the FBI’s W.A.R.P. program, and Riley is transported to modern day London, followed closely by Albert Garrick. In modern London, Riley is helped by Chevie Savano, a nineteen year old FBI agent sent to London as punishment following a disastrous, undercover, anti-terrorist operation in Los Angeles. Together they must evade the assassin, Albert Garrick, who has been fundamentally altered by his trip through the wormhole. Garrick is now more than human and is determined to track Riley down and use the timekey in Chevie’s possession to make his way back to Victorian London where, with his new knowledge on all things scientific and technological, he can literally change the world.

©2013 Eoin Colfer (P)2013 Audible Ltd

What the Critics Say

"Colfer has the ability to make you laugh twice over: first in sheer subversive joy at the inventiveness of the writing, and again at the energy of the humour." (Sunday Times)

"Readers mourning the end of the Artemis Fowl series can take heart: this first book in the time-bending W.A.R.P. series is an all-out blast." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Bruno North Shore City, New Zealand 05-13-13
    Bruno North Shore City, New Zealand 05-13-13 Member Since 2007

    I need some C8H10N4O2

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    "A good foundation to a new series"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, it is a good story, with interesting characters who you can't help liking.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Albert Garrick was by far the most memorable character, but then the villains always are. I have a feeling that we have not seen the last of him yet.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Maxwell Caulfield?

    Not sure, he did a good job, but I could not help thinking that the story would have really flourished with some of the great narration of Nathaniel Parker from the Artemis fowl series.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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  • Hilary T.
    Shoreham-by-sea, United Kingdom
    5/13/13
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    "A change of direction but a gripping story."

    Despite being in my 60s, I am a great Artemis Fowl (AF) fan and, since Eoin Colfer was not going to write any more stories in that series, I was very interested to see how this new book developed. WARP is a very different type of story from AF (no elves, goblins etc), yet still has the flights of fancy, and attention to detail, that made those books so enjoyable.

    A time wormhole enables the FBI, through the use of a key set to a particular historical date, to provide the ultimate safe house for witnesses who might otherwise be assassinated before they could give evidence. A young FBI cadet is forced, by circumstances, to pass through the wormhole to the Victorian period, where she meets a young lad who is an orphan being trained up by a stage magician who also happens to be a thoroughly unpleasant, ruthless, professional assassin. The two form an unlikely partnership as they go on the run from the assassin, who is determined to get the time key and travel to the future and back, enabling him to take advantage of future developements centuries before they should occur. An FBI witness who has been marooned in the past and who has been exploiting his own knowledge to attain wealth and status in the Victorian era, also threatens the young pair.

    I listened to the whole book over a weekend, whilst gardening, and throughly enjoyed it. The good news is that the ending was constructed in such a way that there could be more stories.Maxwell Caulfied did a superb job of bringing the characters to life and added enormously to my enjoyment of the book. I hope he will be kept as the reader for future books. I thoroughly recommend WARP as an entertaining read.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Gary
    Carshalton, United Kingdom
    4/27/13
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    "A fun packed, fast pace read."

    My first read of the Artemis Fowl genre and what fun it was. It might be primarily aimed at a younger generation, I'm a 50 year old sci-fi / mystery reader at heart, but listening to the book on my daily commute seemed to halve the journey. A simple plot once you understand the flipping between the 19th and 21st Century's, and well read by Mr Caulfield. That was an understatement, splendidly narrated by Mr Caulfield.

    Bring on Book 2 please.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • elizabeth
    ALFORD, United Kingdom
    5/29/14
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    "Would listen again"
    What was one of the most memorable moments of W. A. R. P. The Reluctant Assassin?

    The discription of the of Riley's master was brilliant and had me disliking him from the start. The foulness of Victorian London was projected well.


    What does Maxwell Caulfield bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    Maxwell Caufield made Riley's master completely horrid and evil


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Donna
    nottm, United Kingdom
    6/5/13
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    "Colfer does it again!"

    Having read most of Mr colfers offerings I was not disappointed with this amazing adventure!
    I like the way he has tied in characters from his other swashbuckling title The airman of which I also strongly recommend.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Juliet Bernad
    UK
    4/28/15
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    "Not as good as he usually is"
    What was most disappointing about Eoin Colfer’s story?

    I usually love this author but found the story a bit thin and disjointed. On the other hand Maxwell caulfield was brilliant


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Martin Ford Young
    4/21/15
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    "Gripping sci-fi historical thriller"

    Captivating detail of Victorian London given a novel perspective through time-travel by teenage FBI agent.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    4/18/15
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    "A good start to a new series"

    I am both an adult and an avid fan of Eoin Colfer's childrens books. Colfer creates worlds and characters that are fun and funny and appeal to all ages. Riley and Chevie are the reluctant odd couple of these stores and are an admirable altenative to Artemis and Holly, their nemeis the dark and chilling Albert Garrick is a worthy foe portrayed in all their cockney glory by Maxwell Caulfield. I'm looking forward to the next installment.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Emma
    3/1/15
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    "Boring"

    Characters were not believable and story was stunted. Not up to Eoin's usual standard .

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mr. Daniel A. Franks
    London, UK
    2/7/15
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    "Captivating"

    Great fun, a well paced story that allowed you to get to know abs love the characters. A modern take on time travel, hints of steam punk but still anchored in the real world.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Wendy
    Ramsgate, United Kingdom
    7/13/13
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    "Not in Artemis Fowl's league"

    Narration is terrific - just a shame about the story. It might take a second listen to warm to this, if I can make it to the end the first time round (almost finished). W.A.R.P's premise is great and Eoin Colfer is usually such a fantastic storyteller (absolutely love the Artemis Fowl series) but this is just missing something and I think it's the usual dry humour.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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