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Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway = 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters, or if he's finally ready to face the rules, bullies, and truths he's been avoiding.
Blockbuster author James Patterson delivers a genuinely hilarious - and surprisingly poignant - story of a wildly imaginative, one-of-kind kid that you won't soon forget.
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Morris College All-Sports Camp has everything 12-year-old Greyson Gray needs to distract him from his father's mysterious disappearance - intense athletic competition, weird friends, and a pretty girl. But when Greyson stumbles upon a terrorist's sinister plot brewing in the observatory, a place already haunted by a chilling camp legend, he suddenly toils with two dueling worlds - one of lurking danger and mystery, the other of competition and awkward romance.
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Very entertaining
- By Pastor K on 02-07-17
By: B.C. Tweedt
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Alone
- By: Megan E. Freeman
- Narrated by: Gail Shalan
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
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When twelve-year-old Maddie hatches a scheme for a secret sleepover with her two best friends, she ends up waking up to a nightmare. She’s alone—left behind in a town that has been mysteriously evacuated and abandoned. With no one to rely on, no power, and no working phone lines or internet access, Maddie slowly learns to survive on her own. Her only companions are a Rottweiler named George and all the books she can read. After a rough start, Maddie learns to trust her own ingenuity and invents clever ways to survive in a place that has been deserted and forgotten.
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WARNING
- By Cynthia A Samuels on 09-18-22
By: Megan E. Freeman
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Trapped in a Video Game: The Complete Series
- By: Dustin Brady
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
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Getting sucked into a video game is not as much fun as you’d think. Sure, there are jetpacks, hover tanks, and infinite lives, but what happens when the game starts to turn on you? In this bestselling series, 12-year-old Jesse Rigsby finds out just how dangerous video games—and the people making those games—can be.
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10/10 but loud
- By Hi on 10-15-24
By: Dustin Brady
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An Elephant in the Garden
- By: Michael Morpurgo
- Narrated by: Fiona Clarke
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
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It’s 1944. Elizabeth's father is fighting with the German army on the eastern front. Her mother works at Dresden zoo, where her favourite animal is a young elephant named Marlene. When the zoo director tells her the dangerous animals must be shot to prevent them running amok when the town is bombed, Elizabeth's mother moves Marlene into the back garden to save her… and then the bombs start to fall.
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Amazing story!!
- By MPofahl on 03-26-19
By: Michael Morpurgo
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The Unteachables
- By: Gordon Korman
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Goer, Oliver Wyman, Josh Hurley, and others
- Length: 6 hrs
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A hilarious new middle grade novel from beloved and best-selling author Gordon Korman about what happens when the worst class of kids in school is paired with the worst teacher. The Unteachables never thought they’d find a teacher who had a worse attitude than they did. And Mr. Kermit never thought he would actually care about teaching again. Over the course of a school year, though, room 117 will experience mayhem, destruction - and maybe even a shot at redemption.
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Awesome story, thoroughly enjoyable!
- By Debbie on 04-22-19
By: Gordon Korman
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Pippa Park Raises Her Game
- Pippa Park Raises Her Game Series, Book 1
- By: Erin Yun
- Narrated by: Jennifer Sun Bell
- Length: 6 hrs and 23 mins
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Listeners will cheer on Pippa Park in this wonderful middle school book about friendships, bullying, crushes, and family. In this relatable story, Pippa reinvents herself and discovers who she really is on and off the basketball court.
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Wheee!
- By ok on 09-22-23
By: Erin Yun
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Middle School: Too Uncool for School
- By: James Patterson, Martin Chatterton
- Narrated by: Mark Sanderlin
- Length: 2 hrs and 51 mins
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Rafe Khatchadorian has never been cool. But all that changes when he becomes the guitarist in an awesome rock band and wrangles a part-time job at Hills Village's trendiest new coffee shop slash yoga studio. No more being at the bottom of the middle school food chain—Rafe is finally going to be popular! He just has two teeny problems: the awesome rock band is led by none other than the school bully. And the band actually isn't awesome—they absolutely stink, and Rafe has to whip them into shape for the Best Band Competition.
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 1
- Locker Hero
- By: Rachel Renée Russell
- Narrated by: Kyle Beltran
- Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins
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Max Crumbly is about to face the scariest place he's ever been: South Ridge Middle School. There's a lot that's great about his new school, but there's also one big problem - Doug, the school bully whose hobby is stuffing Max in his locker. If only Max could be like the hero in his favorite comics. Unfortunately Max's uncanny, almost superhuman ability to smell pizza from a block away won't exactly save any lives or foil bad guys.
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don't leave me hanging
- By Nevaeh on 07-07-16
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Down with the Dance
- Middle School Mayhem, Book 1
- By: C.T. Walsh
- Narrated by: J Stempien
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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Meet Austin Davenport, whose fabulous luck landed him on this earth only 11 short months after his brother, Derek, putting them in the same grade. While Austin's brain power is unmatched, it appears as if his brother got all the athletic gifts and the family butt-chin, meaning their parents love Derek more than Austin, or so it seems. Join Austin on his journey through the tumultuous waters of middle school as he navigates the swampy and undeodorized hallways and explores the depths of the cafeteria's seafood surprise.
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pretty funny book
- By dylansmom34 on 10-24-23
By: C.T. Walsh
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A Long Walk to Water
- By: Linda Sue Park
- Narrated by: David Baker, Cynthia Bishop
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
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In 1985 southern Sudan is ravaged by war. Rebels and government forces battle for control, with ordinary people…people like the boy, Salva Dut…caught in the middle. When Salva's village is attacked, he must embark on a harrowing journey that will propel him through horror and heartbreak, across a harsh desert, and into a strange new life. Years later, in contemporary South Sudan, a girl named Nya must walk eight hours a day to fetch water. The walk is grueling, but there is unexpected hope.
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Clean Water Please
- By Sher from Provo on 06-02-16
By: Linda Sue Park
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New Kid
- By: Jerry Craft
- Narrated by: Jesus Del Orden, Nile Bullock, Robin Miles, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 58 mins
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Seventh grader Jordan Banks loves nothing more than drawing cartoons about his life. But instead of sending him to the art school of his dreams, his parents enroll him in a prestigious private school known for its academics, where Jordan is one of the few kids of color in his entire grade. As he makes the daily trip from his Washington Heights apartment to the upscale Riverdale Academy Day School, Jordan soon finds himself torn between two worlds - and not really fitting into either one.
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The best little story for your whole family
- By Citizen M on 03-20-19
By: Jerry Craft
Great summer read.
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SUPER GOOD BOOK
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fab review nor long but great
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you can get a lot of things for this book and you can get a lot of things for this book
cool
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Truly 6th grade
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My Middle school class loves this book.
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So funny
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I loooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the actor of bear.
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Middle school the worst years of my life
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Would you consider the audio edition of Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life to be better than the print version?
I liked this book a lot. I'm now going to read the second book in this series.I'm an 11-year-old boy who would rather be outside than read.
What other book might you compare Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life to and why?
The Fourth StallWas this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I read two chapters per night.Great book
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