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I Am The Secret Footballer Audiobook

I Am The Secret Footballer: Lifting the Lid on the Beautiful Game

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Publisher's Summary

"It is often said that 95% of what happens in football takes place behind closed doors. Many of these stories I shouldn't be telling you. But I will."

The honest truth about professional football, by the Guardian's man inside the game.

©2013 The Secret Footballer (P)2014 Audible Ltd

What the Critics Say

"This is better than any turgid football biography on the bookshelves and well worth seeking out." (Sunday Business Post)
"A recklessly honest read that pairs guilty pleasure gossip with a moral compass, as TSF is force-fed a lifestyle that comes with being a Premier League footballer." (Loaded)
"Not since the days of the great super-injuctions has the identity of an anonymous sports star cause as much speculation as that surrounding the mysterious author of the Guardian column 'The Secret Footballer', which has been running in the paper for the last 18 months" (Choice magazine)
"A hugely insightful and opinionated commentary on the modern game." (Morning Star Online)

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  • kmcca5
    Deepest Darkest Yapton, West Sussex
    12/24/14
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    "Superb"
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    Out on audio book at last!!! I read this when it came out and have been longing for the audio book. Good choice of narrator, intelligently written, funny, and one of my favourite books about football.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
  • Matthew
    6/21/15
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    "Great"

    Not just a great insight but a wonderful personal story of a world few understand better!

    I would recommend anyone interested in those in the public eye and not just football to read/listen!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • bendy
    6/18/15
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    "Loved it"

    If you love football then this book is for you. . interesting and informative. Well done to the secret footballer whoever you are.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Greg
    6/5/15
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    "Interesting Account"

    overall enjoyed the reading but felt less than favorable to the secret footballer though he seems the best of an truly awful bunch of spoilt brats.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • I
    2/5/15
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    "A frank and honest view of the modern footballer"

    A great book. Very enjoyable and would recommend to any football fan. Some quality tales but with an enlightened view point.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Adam
    1/30/15
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    "Fantastic book"

    Brilliant book, just couldn't stop thinking all the way through the book who it is? Now driving me mad trying to think

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    ilford, United Kingdom
    2/16/16
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    "A brilliant expose"

    l listened with a jarring sense of expectancy. The mystery of the shadow works of the beautiful game were evident. l liked the earthy accent of the narrator. Altogether, it was a brilliant expose.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Chris123
    12/17/15
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    "Great sport writing engagingly narrated"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    This is a great book for any fan of celebrity lifestyles (and the pitfalls they contain), not just for fans of the not-always-beautiful game, and is brilliantly narrated.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book tackles (see what I did there?) important subjects ranging from depression to poor role models, and attempts to explain the reasons why so many footballers find themselves on the wrong end of the spotlight. The (anonymous) author describes the good times with a balance of humour and derision, and lays bare the bad times with a brutal honesty that feels both sincere and tragic. There's some naivety there too, but it is endearing rather than irritating.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • J. Armstrong
    UK, Cambridgeshire
    12/7/15
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    "Not quite as revealing as it implies but good"
    What did you like most about I Am The Secret Footballer?

    There's good humour mixed in with some very startling emotion. The Secret Footballer comes off neither as a tragic figure nor a hero. He's a deeply flawed individual and human. Some of the stories are toe culringly out of touch with regular people, but others not so.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Secret footballer as there is no other character really, though the Football Agent section was quite fascinating


    What about Damian Lynch’s performance did you like?

    Very good, emotional and tinged with wit


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes


    Any additional comments?

    A quick listen but entertaining, not quite as revealing as it could have been but some interesting nuggets. the section on the media was particularly interesting, you won't watch MOTD quite the same way again.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Daniel Athey
    7/28/15
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    "Very interesting, no surprises"

    Enjoyed hearing the stories, backed up what I've always thought about footballers!
    Worth a listen

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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