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The Sh!t No One Tells You Audiobook

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby's First Year

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Publisher's Summary

There comes a time in every new mother's life when she finds herself staring at her screaming, smelly "bundle of joy" and wishing someone had told her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn't buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry more than the baby.

Best-selling humor author Dawn Dais is convinced that there is a reason for this lack of preparedness. She believes that a vast conspiracy exists to hide the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might otherwise abandon their babies in hospitals and run for it. In The Sh!t No One Tells You, Dais reveals what it's really like to be a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and hope for those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting trials they're suddenly facing. Dais offers real advice from real moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever tips, and the genuine encouragement every mom needs in order to survive the first year of parenthood.

©2013 Dawn Dais (P)2014 Tantor

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    Heather 04-08-16
    Heather 04-08-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Very negative"

    I was excited for this book. I know that there are unpleasantries to pregnancy, child birth and the firs year of baby's life. I like that this book touched on all these points. What I didn't like was how negative the book is. I started to feel sorry for this women's kid. I would hate to grow up and read how much my mom hated raising me. I get that there are times you want to rip your hair out, but I didn't know I was going to hate every moment of having a baby. This book made me sad for this women's daughter.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    L. Proctor Texas, USA 01-25-16
    L. Proctor Texas, USA 01-25-16 Member Since 2015

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    "Decent, but flawed"

    Liked: presented a normalizing narrative of accepting that parenting is hard.

    Didn't like: author did not seem aware of her own biases or cognitive dissonances. She tried to present vaccination as "controversial" issue, but barely talked about the science. I wanted a refund on this book after listening.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Araceli 06-27-15
    Araceli 06-27-15
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    "Not the right attitude for parenting"
    Any additional comments?

    This book draws on the already freaked out, parenting-is-hard bunch that has come to be the glamorized norm in America. I didn't enjoy the author's obsession with exaggerated numbers- it got old after two instances.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Karen 01-16-15
    Karen 01-16-15
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    "Disappointed"
    Would you try another book from Dawn Dais and/or Meredith Mitchell?

    No.


    Has The Sh!t No One Tells You turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No.


    Any additional comments?

    I was really looking forward to a funny and light read, but I found this book to be extremely negative to the point that it was just depressing. I was also hoping to get a few good tips in-between the humour but there really weren't any at all. This book was just an endless stream of complaining without offering any suggestions of how to make things better. I kept listening to see if it would get better but ultimately turned it off halfway through.

    11 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    Walker-LeGree 03-07-16
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    "must have"

    I really enjoyed this book. It is made for new parents to have a real eye opener and not going to a situation with rose colored glasses on. Or for parents like myself who are starting over with the new pregnancy after their child is reach 14 years of age. every parent needs to go buy this book you will cry you will laugh and you will be better prepared

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    megan ashley Lawrence, KS United States 08-31-16
    megan ashley Lawrence, KS United States 08-31-16
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    "Negativity in every sarcastic sentence"

    I'm not even sure if the author enjoyed having children. It was very alarming to me how negative this book was. She comes off resentful (in my opinion). I thought from the title that it would help me better prepare for a child or something, but the author seemed more focused on being hyper-negative about all aspects of having a baby. I wouldn't recommend this book to first time mothers, expecting moms, or anyone wanting children in the future.

    The only way I could ever see this ever being even slightly entertaining is for women who already have children who have been through all of this... Who also want to vent and complain about the nitty gritty of being a new parent.

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    Peter Rice Palo Alto, CA United States 08-25-16
    Peter Rice Palo Alto, CA United States 08-25-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Meh."

    Some mildly amusing parts until you get to the vaccine section, then it becomes infuriating.

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    jenna 05-13-16
    jenna 05-13-16 Member Since 2013
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    "yup. thats about right."

    This was pretty accurate to my experience. Definitely going to consider buying it as a shower gift for new moms.

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    Tuck 05-07-16
    Tuck 05-07-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Worthy read, fun and informative."

    Overall enjoyed the book and the straightforward information that was provided. Went a little overboard for comedic value a few times, but definitely worth the read.

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    Trent 04-25-16
    Trent 04-25-16 Member Since 2015
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    "A tiny bit useful very entertaining"

    However all the random numbers everywhere were very obnoxious...the author was otherwise funny. I was expecting a little more info but it was more innuendos

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  • Luca Salamone
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    "Uninspiring and no mention of the Dad's role"

    Why is this book written with almost no mention of the Dad's role? I didn't find much at all helpful in this book. A lot of complaining and framing in such a negative way. Even with this title, it could have been written in a useful way that actually provides solutions and not just moans. Very uninspiring.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Hanna
    9/22/15
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    "some useful tips/insight"

    there was some useful tips/insight where I will do some further reading. however at times I did find this rather negative.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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