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Sh*tty Mom Audiobook
Sh*tty Mom
Written by: 
Karen Moline, Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, Laurie Kilmartin
Narrated by: 
Laurie Kilmartin
Sh*tty Mom Audiobook

Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

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Publisher's Summary

Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as "How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend" and "When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby," as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny audiobook for the sh*tty parent in all of us.

©2012 Laurie Kilmartin, Karen Moline, Alicia Ybarbo and Mary Ann Zoellner (P)2014 Audible Inc.

What the Critics Say

"A totally hilarious and uncensored look at some of the impossible situations we mothers find ourselves in." (TheBump.com)

"Smartly, brashly, nearly criminally funny. It also - no small thing - carries a powerful message to all parents, but especially moms, that distilled to its essence is this: chill." (Time.com)

"As the attachment parenting craze has hit a zenith in American culture, four very funny moms - comedy writers, TV producers, and a novelist - blast open a long-locked safe filled with frustrations faced by all modern mothers, with sympathetic and sharp humor…. The authors' unfiltered candor is a welcome reminder for readers that they're not alone…." (Publishers Weekly, Starred Review)

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    Courtney 01-28-15
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    "Laugh out loud funny!"

    So funny, I was actually laughing out loud. My kids looked at me like I was crazy. These women should write a book geared towards moms with younger kids who are close together.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Christina 09-25-14
    Christina 09-25-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Real, down to earth, raw and hilarious!!!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Sh*tty Mom to be better than the print version?

    I have no time to read so audio was perfect.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Everything!!


    What insight do you think you’ll apply from Sh*tty Mom?

    Everything.


    Any additional comments?

    I think all moms should read this. It applies to all of us. The only ones that should not read are those who take offense to foul language.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Suzan 06-16-16
    Suzan 06-16-16 Member Since 2014
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    "A little trite"

    Her voice drove me crazy! I'm all for sarcasm and humor when it comes to the huge job of being a busy mom but this was just weird and spoke down to the reader. Don't bother.

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    Brittany 03-16-16
    Brittany 03-16-16 Member Since 2013
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    "Makes parenting feel approachable"

    Great reality check for people overwhelmed by the "good mom" checklist, esp non-moms (Noms). Makes parenting feel much more approachable.

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    Corina Elena Manchester 01-25-16
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    "Not what I expected"

    This book is garbage. It's not funny and it was not worth the money. I would not recommend it to anyone.

    I expected a more funny, entertaining -relate to kind of book, and this was trashy and tired.

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    ramzie 07-13-15
    ramzie 07-13-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Funny!"

    If you are looking for a legitimate self help parenting book... This may not be for you. A lot of the advice is sarcastic and meant for humor. I absolutely loved the book and would recommend it if you can take jokes on parenting...

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    "Great laugh!!!"

    Great laugh!!! All is true and well said. I will be passing this title to all moms. Thank you

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    Dc1313 06-04-15
    Dc1313 06-04-15 Member Since 2013
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    "so funny!"

    This book was amazing and so funny! it makes me feel like its OK no to be the perfect mom and my own mom listened to it with me on a road trip and even she got a big kick out of it!

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    Amazon Customer Chicago, IL USA 05-09-15
    Amazon Customer Chicago, IL USA 05-09-15 Member Since 2015

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    Some funny parts- I giggled a good amount. Not a fan of the narrator, but to each their own.

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