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Love Him or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck with the Tab: Hilarious Advice for Real Women | [Loni Love, Jeannine Amber]

Love Him or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck with the Tab: Hilarious Advice for Real Women

That's the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women's most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales - from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.
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Publisher's Summary

That's the message of this fresh and funny relationship book by beloved actress-comedian Loni Love. Full of down-to-earth advice on love, sex, and dating, Loni delivers answers to women's most pressing relationship questions along with plenty of hilarious been-there-done-that tales - from hooking up to breaking up to everything in between.

As Loni says, "You can love him or you can leave him, but the day a man starts taking advantage of you is when you need to remember that putting yourself first is the most important step in finding love. That's the foundation for all the advice I give, because it's a message so many women need to hear, over and over, like multiple orgasms."

Sure you can act like a lady and think like a man, or admit that he's just not that into you, but the path to lasting love is looking out for number one and treating yourself like the great catch you are.

If you're in a great relationship, Loni gives tips on keeping it strong. (Love him.) If you're having problems that seem insurmountable, she tells you how to extricate yourself from difficult situations. (Leave him.) But no matter what, don't let yourself get bullied, cheated on, or taken advantage of (aka Stuck with the tab). Every woman deserves a healthy, satisfying, exciting love life, so what are you waiting for? Loni Love has all the answers.

©2013 Loni Love (P)2013 Simon & Schuster

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    Sharks In San Diego Sharks In San Diego 08-22-15
    Sharks In San Diego Sharks In San Diego 08-22-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Listened twice,good sound advice .# hilarious #"

    She is your honest aunt your Frank friend maybe that complete stranger.
    Hilarious but truthful. I'm proud to see her accomplish visions in her life God bless you Girl!!

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    Tiago 06-23-15
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    "Funny for girls and women only"

    I love Loni but there wasn't much in this book. It's still funny but as the cover says its just love advice for females. So for those might be useful

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    Marla 06-23-15
    Marla 06-23-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Loved !"

    I loved this ! Thank you Loni for such an amazing read I truly enjoyed it cover to cover

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    Diane 06-13-15
    Diane 06-13-15 Member Since 2011
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    "I like her thinking!"

    Funny and thoughtful, I like Ms. Loves's thinking. She seems to be an educated, smart, good-hearted woman who has seen a lot and gives her opinion on men.

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    mayi 06-02-15
    mayi 06-02-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Great quick book"

    Love Lonis advice and humor. Would like to have a longer book for his next book, I think she can have Tina's success.

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    Rebecca Evans Mills, NY, United States 10-27-14
    Rebecca Evans Mills, NY, United States 10-27-14 Member Since 2015

    Busy full time student and part-time fitness instructor. I'm a sucker for lattes and wine.

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    "Quick, funny, and good."

    Quick read that had me laughing out loud in my car. I feel like I know her now! Can she be my best friend?

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    Nadine Woodbridge, VA, United States 10-17-13
    Nadine Woodbridge, VA, United States 10-17-13

    Long commutes make for great listening time!

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    "The Best Type of Advice is Funny Advice!"
    What did you love best about Love Him or Leave Him, But Don't Get Stuck with the Tab?

    Loni is so much fun to listen to that sometimes you forget that you're getting legitimate advice. I thought I was at a comedy show at one point, but she's actually giving real counsel to those who want relationship advice.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I laughed tons! And I said, "You tell 'em, girl!" about 10 times! I listened to the audiobook in a matter of days because although I'm not a single lady or a person having relationship problems, it's fun listening to people's dirty laundry and then laughing with the advice that goes with it.


    What about Loni Love’s performance did you like?

    Loni reads the book just like she is as a comedian. I love that!


    Any additional comments?

    You have to give credits to an entertainer that is in some portions of the book clearly making up a story (and she admits that) and you STILL want to hear more! That's talent!

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