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It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken

By: Greg Behrendt, Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt
Narrated by: Various
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There's no doubt about it, breakups suck. But in the first few hours or days or weeks that follow, there's one important truth you need to recognize: Some things can't and shouldn't be fixed, especially that loser who dumped you or forced you to dump him. It's over for a reason, and deep down inside you probably know what that reason is. It's called a breakup because it's broken, and starting today, you're not the kind of woman who settles for broken, or hangs on to damaged goods, be it a radio, a pair of shoes, or a relationship. It's time to get rid of all the broken stuff you've been lugging around for days, months, and maybe even years, and make the bold decision to start looking for stuff that works! Because the longer you stay stuck in a dead-end relationship, the less time you get on this planet to experience a great one. So download this book, and let's dive in, our goal is to help you turn your breakup into the event that changes your life for the better in ways you never dreamed possible. It's not an end, it's a beginning! After all, you are a Superfox.
©2005 Greg Behrendt and Amiira Ruotola-Behrendt (P)2005 Books on Tape, Inc.

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The end of a relationship can be one of the most emotionally devastating things a person can go through, whether it’s on mutual, amicable terms or not. There are countless songs, poems, and films about breakups and heartbreak because it's an undeniably universal human experience. The silver lining? Precisely because this experience is so universal, there are no shortage of people to turn to for help and advice on how to weather the worst of it.

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Awesome!!

I can not even begin to tell you how this book has helped me!! Such truth, and wisdom, mixed with humor.
This book helped me out so much, as it told me the truth over and over again. I put this on head phones at night, so I wouldn't have to think about he ex.
Love it, would recommend it to anyone!!

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It's helping a lot!!

I bought the audio the next day after a break up of a 5 year relationship (he dumped me), and it has helped me tremendously in getting through this. It has helped me save a great deal of my dignity and see a positive side to this whole situation. I would definitely recommend it.

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Brutally honest but still compassionate and humorous

The honest truth told to you so you don't lose the good friends you have.

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Very insightful

It's a pretty insightful dispite how dated some of the references are, but still good.

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A humorous and blunt take on a painful situation

Would you listen to It's Called a Breakup Because It's Broken again? Why?

This was a straight-forward book highlighting the ridiculous things you think and do during a breakup. Some of the examples made me laugh out loud...and I was happy I couldn't relate to many of them. I think it was a humorous way to state the obvious because let's face it when you're in the midst of a break-up you can spin your wheels thinking all kinds of stories and ridiculous half-truths. I enjoyed it and would recommend it.

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good book

i related much more to the male in the story vs the female but overall a great listen for getting over breakup

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Good advice

I actually liked this book. BUT, I found it AFTER I made it thru the toughest parts of my breakup. There is a lot of humor in this book, which I liked, but again, I had already made it thru the hardest parts. if you are going thru the beginning of a breakup, you may not want to hear the jokes or quips just yet, but I would still recommend you get this book for when you're ready.

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They did it again!

As always, best-selling author/comedian, Greg Behrendt & his super-smart wife, (Amira knows an emotionally intelligent/healthy hottie when she sees one!), deliver a fun read with practical advice on using tough experiences to become a happier, healthier person. I only wish they'd narrated this one themselves, like they did their other books-the narrators of this one, didn't quite do it justice; bring back Greg & Amira, please!

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helpful, informative and inspiring

I went through a really hard breakup with someone i thought was "the one" and expected a future with. this helped me with the pain and perspective. would definitely recommend to those going through a painful breakup.

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Life Saver!

I fall asleep to it every night and it soothes me. I highly reccomend it.

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