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I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting | [Karen Alpert]

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A Bunch of Holy-Crap Moments No One Ever Told You About Parenting

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
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Publisher's Summary

Popular blogger Karen Alpert shares her hysterical take on the many "joys" of parenting - I Heart My Little A-Holes is full of hilarious stories, lists, thoughts and pictures that will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

©2014 Karen Alpert (P)2014 HarperCollins Publishers

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    Stephanie 04-29-14
    Stephanie 04-29-14
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    This book had me laughing out loud! The only disappointment is that the PDF that she references multiple times throughout the book was not included.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    RedSoxGirl 10-08-14
    RedSoxGirl 10-08-14 Member Since 2014

    I want sleep beneath the peaceful skies in my lover's bed with a wide open country in my eyes and these romantic dreams in my head~~

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    "The Dirty Truth About Parenting"
    Would you try another book from Karen Alpert and/or Karen Alpert?

    Yes I would, as long as she stops talking about poop so much.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Karen's kids sound awesome. They are the main characters after all....


    Would you be willing to try another one of Karen Alpert’s performances?

    Yes.


    Did I Heart My Little A-Holes inspire you to do anything?

    When I have kids, I will definitely not take everything so seriously. Just enjoy them and all of the little experiences that come with them.


    Any additional comments?

    Karen desperately tries to be so funny with her "Eff this" and "eff that" but then she'll just say the word f**k. Her constant obsession with discussing poop does get old after a while. And her sing-song voice is painfully annoying after the first 5 minutes but overall it is a funny book. And for the love of God, stop calling it Tar-ghay....Thats so beyond annoying.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    M Jo 04-28-14
    M Jo 04-28-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Don't waste your time!"
    What would have made I Heart My Little A-Holes better?

    A total attitude adjustment toward motherhood.


    What was most disappointing about Karen Alpert’s story?

    Her attitude and her language.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment and anger.


    Any additional comments?

    One chapter was enough for me!

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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