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He's Just Not That Into You Audiobook

He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys

He's Just Not That Into You, based on the popular episode of Sex and the City, educates otherwise smart women on how to tell when a guy just doesn't like them enough, so they can stop wasting time making excuses for a dead-end relationship.
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Publisher's Summary

He's Just Not That Into You, based on the popular episode of Sex and the City, educates otherwise smart women on how to tell when a guy just doesn't like them enough, so they can stop wasting time making excuses for a dead-end relationship.

Reexamining familiar scenarios and classic mindsets that keep us in unsatisfying relationships, Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo's wise and wry understanding of the sexes spares women hours of waiting by the phone, obsessing over the details with sympathetic girlfriends, and hoping his mixed messages really mean "I'm in love with you and want to be with you".

He's Just Not That Into You is provocative, hilarious, and, above all, intoxicatingly liberating. It knows you're a beautiful, smart, funny woman who deserves better. The next time you feel the need to start "figuring him out", consider the glorious thought that maybe He's Just Not That Into You. And then set yourself loose to find the one who is.

©2004 Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo; (P)2004 Simon & Schuster Audio

What the Critics Say

"By all means read this smart, funny, and surprisingly upbeat little book." (Publishers Weekly)

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    kristy 12-23-15
    kristy 12-23-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Yes!!!"

    This is a book I've listened to several times after break ups (if I listened to it during those relationships they would have probably ended way sooner.) It is my go-to to recalibrate, feel confident in the decision to break up instead of making excuses for past guys and the right amount of rah-rah to believe in myself again. I have written the top ten down from chapter 13 and it has become my absolute dating guide. It has also relieved the stress of wondering if I should be asking guys out. The book is simple, straight-forward and so right on. It has most definitely changed the way I view dating. No hesitation in recommending this book.

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    Sarah Tang 11-06-15
    Sarah Tang 11-06-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Perfect and funny pick-me-up!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes! If you have been in a bad relationship you can't bring yourself to get out of, or if you just need a boost of confidence, Greg and Liz tell it like it is. It's nothing you don't already know, but the two put it across in a way that's palatable, funny and empowering.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved the "true stories" Greg and Liz peppered the book with. They are all situations we are familiar with.


    Have you listened to any of Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes. I absolutely love this book - Greg and Liz's narrations are entertaining and really enjoyable to listen to. I could listen to this book multiple times all the way through.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    I think the content of the book in general is so applicable to everyone - whether you are or have been in a bad relationship. The content of the book is nothing you haven't heard before, but the presentation is great and it is just very relatable.


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    L. J. Tamulonis PMC. CA 11-02-15
    L. J. Tamulonis PMC. CA 11-02-15 Member Since 2015

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    "I have a found new respect for myself"

    I truly enjoyed this eye opening review of my life. I'm sure many other women will feel the same once they have read this I think Greg and Liz for writing this book and saving me from the pain that I've been in during four years. I will be dumping the old relationships and opening myself up to the possibilities of true love and to be adored.

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    CATHY L FAULKS 09-12-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Very enlightening......"

    I really like the way the stories were told, it made me think of things much differently, and I can see things more clearly as well

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    S. Mounir UAE 09-08-15
    S. Mounir UAE 09-08-15 Member Since 2013

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    "funny captivating and eye opening"

    great insights and easy to grasp..was actually funny and sticks to one's mind.great fun to read

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    Dare 22 08-23-15
    Dare 22 08-23-15
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    "Awesome"

    Worth several listens, it's a great book. There's no reason to be in a relationship that makes a gal sad and messes with her self-esteem. And why would a great guy want to be with a girl who'd treat herself poorly? They deliver all the important info in a digestible funny way. Why cry when bullshit perpetrated by bullshit dudes is actually hysterical when presented in the right light? Buy it!

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    Apolloinus 08-13-15
    Apolloinus 08-13-15 Member Since 2013
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    "ACTUALLY VERY HELPFUL!! HELPED ME IN SO MUCH WAYS"
    Would you consider the audio edition of He's Just Not That Into You to be better than the print version?

    Yes actually, I love hearing Greg and Liz's voice.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Greg. He's amazing, charming, caring and hilarious.


    Which character – as performed by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo – was your favorite?

    Nicki. She is too funny but she is some of those stubborn people who can't admit their wrong...like me.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    YES! YES! Absolutely YES!


    Any additional comments?

    I really did love this book and all it offered. Rather than listen to music I actually wanted to listen to this book, which says a lot for me. I burned through it and I want to listen to it again, again

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    JulTx 06-15-15
    JulTx 06-15-15
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    "Need an updated version"

    Good listen, good lesson, some so so advise, 10 + years later needs an update. Seems a little crass now.

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    alicia 05-24-15
    alicia 05-24-15 Member Since 2013
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    "I love it!!"

    I love this book!!! Grey and Liz explained clearly about every situation. I enjoyed it.

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    teal middle of nowhere, wyo 05-14-15
    teal middle of nowhere, wyo 05-14-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Quite Good"
    Where does He's Just Not That Into You rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Informative and engaging 'light read' with stellar narration. Highly recommend for women who want to see it real.


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