X-Rated Bloodsuckers Audiobook | Mario Acevedo | Audible.com
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X-Rated Bloodsuckers | [Mario Acevedo]

X-Rated Bloodsuckers

Felix Gomez has survived Operation Iraqi Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now he faces his toughest task ever - navigating the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics to solve the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. But both human and vampire alike have reasons to want the secret to stay buried.
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Felix Gomez has survived Operation Iraqi Freedom, being turned into a vampire, and a ravenous horde of nymphomaniacs. Now he faces his toughest task ever - navigating the corrupt world of Los Angeles politics to solve the murder of a distinguished young surgeon turned porn star. But both human and vampire alike have reasons to want the secret to stay buried.

Listen to another of Felix Gomez's paranormal puzzlers: The Undead Kama Sutra.

©2008 Mario Acevedo; (P)2008 HarperCollins Publishers

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"The mean streets have never been meaner--or stranger - and the result is a high-speed, well-crafted romp through the forests of the night." (Booklist)

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    James brookfield, MA, USA 06-21-09
    James brookfield, MA, USA 06-21-09 Member Since 2008
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    "Just hard to listen to"

    I read the first book in the series. It was just ok in the paper format. I decided to use some credits and get this one from audible. I gave up a few hours in. It is hard to listen to, makes little sense and the voices-just awful. The men all sound like a cross between the insect guy from Star Wars I and really campy russian mobsters.The women sound like surly cross-dressers. Ok-we get it, vampires drink blood, however every time they sit to eat, we don't have to get the "drizzled type O negative on the nachos" routine. I guess I am spoiled by how great Pratchets novels sound. Don't say you were not warned.

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    K. April Holgate Moosic, PA, United States 08-25-13
    K. April Holgate Moosic, PA, United States 08-25-13 Member Since 2012

    Take a look it's in a book...Reading Rainbow!

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    "Addictive series"

    Really good. I enjoyed this series. Felix cracks me up with his dry wit! I love his friends as well!! Loved Coyote and hope to see more of him in the future! Don't let the titles scare you these are not sex books!

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