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Where the Hell is Tesla? Audiobook

Where the Hell is Tesla?: A Novel

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Sci-fi odyssey. Comedy. Love story. And of course... Nikola tesla.

I'll let Chip, the main character, tell you more: "I found the journal at work. Well, I don't know if you'd call it work, but that's where I found it. It's the lost journal of Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest inventors and visionaries ever. Before he died in 1943, he kept a notebook filled with spectacular claims and outrageous plans. One of these plans was for an "interdimensional transfer apparatus" - that allowed someone (in this case me and my friend Pete) to travel to other versions of the infinite possibilities around us. Crazy, right? But that's just where the crazy starts."

Chip's official disclaimer: This is a work of fiction: the events depicted in the collection of emails did not happen. I have never been in contact with a covert government group attempting to suppress knowledge of the lost journal of Nikola Tesla. I have not been threatened with death if I divulge the secrets contained inside. They did not buy me this handsome jacket (oh crap, you're listening to this - trust me, it looks great on me). They did not come to my place, and liquor me up, and offer to publish this book as a sci-fi comedy novel to throw the public off the trail of the real truth.

Or did they?

I'm kidding. Of course they didn't.

Or did they?

God, I can't keep my big mouth shut.

©2015 Rob Dircks (P)2015 Rob Dircks

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    Julie W. Capell Milwaukee, WI USA 08-23-15
    Julie W. Capell Milwaukee, WI USA 08-23-15 Member Since 2007

    The audio books I get tend to be either 1) scifi or 2) things for my husband and me to listen to on long road trips--humor or history

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    "As funny as "Agent to the Stars" by John Scalzi"

    I laughed out loud many times at the hijinks of the two protagonists, Chip and Pete, as they slapsticked their way through the multiverse. Of course, along the way they bump into other versions of themselves, which isn’t a confusing as it could be in the hands of a less competent author. The boys also pine after girls, as only 20-something males of the species can. And although the girls are definitely subordinate to the general buddy vibe, Dircks serves up a thriller that nevertheless has a heart. He handles a complex plot with aplomb and more than proves his scifi bona fides.

    The tone of this book actually reminded me a lot of “Agent to the Stars” by John Scalzi. There are not that many people out there who can do funny scifi right. I welcome Rob Dircks onto my list of authors I will definitely follow. I would give this book 4-1/2 stars if I could. The only things I would change about this book is to use the word “Dude” a bit less, and have more involvement of the female characters.

    [I listened to this as an audio book read by the author, Rob Dircks. Normally, I run the other way when I see the author as performer, but in this case, it works. Mr. Dircks has just the right, light touch and he even gives Tesla a credible Eastern European accent.]

    [Disclaimer: The author contacted me and asked me for an honest review of this book. I purchased it on my own, and believe I am providing an unbiased review.]

    29 of 33 people found this review helpful
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    Michael G Kurilla ROCKVILLE, MD, United States 09-07-15
    Michael G Kurilla ROCKVILLE, MD, United States 09-07-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Comedic romp in the multiverse with Nicola"

    Rob Dircks' Where the Hell is Tesla? is a light-hearted comedic escapade with the only criticism that it's far too short. Based on the theme of the 80's films, Bill and Ted's whatever or the earlier Hope and Crosby 'on the road' films, two millennial slackers types stumble onto the missing notebook of Nicola Tesla that describes the construction of a transdimensional portal (conveniently located in a NYC hotel closet) leading to an infinity of alternate universes. As they wander about, they encounter varying situations that sometimes include variants of themselves. Their goal is to find Tesla who is being keep prisoner by an evil madman intent on destroying the alternate realities until he can rule the only remaining universe. The tale is related in a series of emails to a girlfriend.

    The sci-fi elements are deeply set in the physics realm with alternate realities with all the potential paradoxes handled nicely. In some instances, the boys have near superpower abilities due to different environments. In other cases, they meet vastly more successful versions of themselves. There's a good mixture of bizarre and strange creatures and locals. As expected, their approach and responses to all the strange and unusual happenings is whimsical and offbeat, but they manage to save the day.

    The narration is superb with a good range of voices. Most importantly, as a comedy, delivery is critical and comes off with the aplomb of a standup comedian delivering a live show. This is a quick listen due to the nonstop actions and laughs. Caution is advised when listening however, as the jokes are sufficient to cause uncontrolled belly laughs.

    30 of 35 people found this review helpful
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    Carmen 11-13-15
    Carmen 11-13-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Delightful primer to the omniverse"

    I loved the science/science fiction blend of this original story. I loved the way it was told with pop culture references and blending the different histories of famous people and our heroes' from different timelines. I hope there are sequels given all the various potentialities with each of our characters. It was fun to read and I laughed out loud a lot. I drew funny looks! Well done.

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    Luke Gloystein 11-11-15
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    "Great, fun and intriguing listen"

    I bought this on the hidden gems sale. Well worth the price. My only complaint is that it isn't longer. Help support this aspiring author and purchase this novel. I know I am glad I did.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Bernadette Johnstone Bridgetown, WA, AU 08-04-15
    Bernadette Johnstone Bridgetown, WA, AU 08-04-15
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    "Buckle in and prepare to laugh out loud"
    Would you listen to Where the Hell is Tesla? again? Why?

    Yes - there is lots going on and I'm sure I'll have forgotten some priceless moments


    What about Rob Dircks’s performance did you like?

    He kept me entertained


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Yes! It made me laugh out loud numerous times. I listened to it both in the car and at home and I'm sure passing motorists thought I was crazy driving with a big fat smile on my face.


    Any additional comments?

    I loved this book - it took me on a great journey and I'm not so sure I'd have enjoyed it so much if I'd read it as Rob Dirck's narration was half the fun... and the BoBos - LOVED the BoBos. I'm in my 40's but I think this book would appeal to all ages and I've recommended it to quite a few people already.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    AudioBook Reviewer Madison, WI, United States 06-08-16
    AudioBook Reviewer Madison, WI, United States 06-08-16 Member Since 2011

    All of my reviews are on my blog audiobookreviewer dot com

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    "I was smiling throughout the entire book"

    Where the Hell is Tesla? by Rob Dircks follows the antics of Chip and Pete as they travel through the Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus, a device designed and created by Nicola Tesla. The Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus acts a portal to parallel universes. Having inadvertently gotten lost, Chip and Pete wander through in the Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus and different parallel dimensions trying to figure out how to return to their own universe. Soon they discover that the only way to get back to their own universe is to find and save Nicola Tesla himself from the evil villain, Who, and save the universes.

    This novel is hilarious. I was smiling throughout the entire book. It is written entirely as emails from Chip to his ex-girlfriend. At first I wasn’t sure if this would work well. But it was perfect. It really allowed the reader to get to know Chip and Pete, through Chip’s eyes. Ultimately, this isn’t a story to take too seriously. That being said, it was well written, and humor was intelligently incorporated. And the style chosen allowed the reader to see how Chip’s emotions do and don’t change as he and Pete experience this somewhat traumatic adventure. The plot is just so funny. There is a lot of silliness with almost every aspect of the novel. They find an odd creature in the Interdimensional Transfer Apparatus and they travel to other dimensions. In these universes, they have all types of adventures, including almost being killed, low gravity, super heroism, and they meet different versions of themselves. I really liked how the different versions of Chip and Pete and how they were so different. It really makes you think about how someone becomes who they are. While Chip’s emails are full of stories about their silly antics, and an ongoing comedic commentary, there are also coping mechanisms for the despair and loneliness that is plaguing him in the Interdimensional Apparatus as he and Pete continue their journey. I also really like all of the other characters in the story and their interactions with Chip and Pete were fun to listen to. The plot doesn’t lag much as a result of the comedic commentary even when there are no real actions being taken. The format of the emails helps with that.

    This novel was narrated by Rob Dircks himself and I must say I’m impressed. He did a great job with the delivery with voicing Chip and the other characters through Chip’s voice. I wonder if this is because he wrote the characters and so knows the characters really well.  I would like to hear another novel narrated by him. The production quality was also good. I would recommend this novel to anyone who likes fun, hilarious, science fiction stories.

    Audiobook was provided for review by the author.

    Please find this complete review and many others at my review blog

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    Charles USA 06-16-15
    Charles USA 06-16-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Entertaining and Derivative"

    I was thinking a lot about how I was going to review this book as I listened. On the one hand, it really is quite entertaining. I smiled a bunch and chuckled a few times. As a result, I don't want to pan it- that wouldn't be fair. But it's also extremely derivative; think John Dies at the End without the original punch. "Bros running through the multiverse getting into shenanigans and swearing a lot". Also reminded me, in gut feeling, of Bill and Ted.

    It's also pretty juvenile; I don't mean the extensive profanity (which doesn't bother me at all), but just the outlook on life. Not a waste of time per se, but in all honesty I doubt I would have finished the book if it hadn't been so short. There are just so many other books I want to listen to.

    I guess the best way to put it is this: If you have a spare 5 hours and want to revisit what it felt like to think like a teenager with a characature of Tesla thrown in for a basic plot device, while being entertained, go for it.

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    Cheri Waverly Hall, Ga. 08-11-16
    Cheri Waverly Hall, Ga. 08-11-16 Member Since 2012

    Just Another Audiobook Addict! Love listening to all types of romances, but occasionally need a good Sci-Fi, Fantasy, or a book with humor!

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    "Had A Blast Listening To This One!"


    Wow, one of the funniest stories I've listened too this year! I loved the adventures of Chip and Pete! The plot and characters were hilarious! This is one of those stories no matter what type of mood you are in, as soon as you start playing it, you are guaranteed a smile, and a laugh. I'm definitely keeping this story on my iPad for days I need a pick me up or a good laugh.

    Not only was the story AWESOME, the narration was PERFECT! I'm skeptical about authors who narrate their own stories (I've heard a few bad ones), but Rob Dirks totally nails it! I know he delivered this story just like he imagined it, and you can hear and feel the passion he has for both the story, and characters. I can't imagine anyone not liking this one!

    Absolutely worth a credit and the time!

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    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 06-21-16
    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 06-21-16 Member Since 2016

    I Love a great supernatural tale, a Love story, PNR, a Cool Mystery and Most Sci-Fi....if there are vampires, weres or witches in it, that's a plus! Basically I am a 40+ y/o young at heart woman rediscovering the wonderful world of books and am now addicted! Lol I LOVE AUDIBLE!!!!!

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    "SUPER FUN STORY!!!!"
    Any additional comments?

    ** I was given a free copy of this boo in exchange for an honest review **

    Totally engaged me form chapter 1...this is a great time travel/mystery/scifi/romance!
    I laughed out loud so many times and did not want to put it down....I HIGHLY RECOMMEND!!!

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    Angela Drezner, D.C. 11-12-15 Member Since 2015
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    This was such an imaginative tale. I enjoyed the humor and wit throughout. Would recommend for anyone looking for an entertaining read.

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    Would you consider the audio edition of Where the Hell is Tesla? to be better than the print version?

    Yes.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Nikola Tesla, because he lived up to his real life counterpart and it didn't affect history with the way that the book was written.


    What does Rob Dircks bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you had only read the book?

    Funny humour and inflection


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