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WEIRD. DARK. Audiobook

WEIRD. DARK.

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FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE STONE MAN - SHORTLISTED FOR AUDIBLE UK'S AUDIOBOOK OF THE YEAR 2015 - COMES THIS SPECIAL OMNIBUS EDITION COLLECTING THREE OF LUKE SMITHERD'S BOOKS: HOLD ON UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK, THE MAN ON TABLE TEN, AND MY NAME IS MISTER GRIEF, PLUS EXCLUSIVE BONUS STORY "THE CRASH", UNAVAILABLE ANYWHERE ELSE!

Luke Smitherd is bringing his unique brand of strange storytelling once again, delivered here in an omnibus edition that collects four of his weirdest and darkest tales:
MY NAME IS MISTER GRIEF: what if you could get rid of your pain immediately? What price would you be prepared to pay?

HOLD ON UNTIL YOUR FINGERS BREAK: A hangover, a forgotten night out, old men screaming in the street, and a mystery with a terrible, terrible answer ...

THE MAN ON TABLE TEN: He has a story to tell you. One that he has kept secret for decades. But now, the man on table ten can take no more, and the knowledge – as well as the burden – is now yours.

EXCLUSIVE story, THE CRASH: If you put a dent in someone's car, the consequences can be far greater – and more strange – than you expect.

"For me there is no greater joy than seeing an artist excel at his craft. WEIRD and DARK, yes, but more importantly…exciting and imaginative. Whether you've read his novels and are already a fan or these stories are your first introduction to Smitherd's work, you'll be blown away by the abundance of ideas." – Ain't It Cool News.com

©2015 Luke Smitherd (P)2015 Luke Smitherd

What the Critics Say

"...a novel that intrigues, enthralls, horrifies, thrills, and hits the reader with an emotional resonance as only the best stories can." (Ain'tItCoolNews.com)

"...strong characterization, moral quandaries, mystery, and a whole lot of tense moments. Reading the final sentence was truly a bittersweet moment." (SFsignal.com)

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    JoanneG Chicago, IL 11-04-15
    JoanneG Chicago, IL 11-04-15
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    "Four Strange Stories = One Great Book"

    This is a collection of three short stories. Each of them makes you ask yourself what you would do if you were in these situations. The answers aren't easy. The decisions made can be questionable, but that is what makes these stories so relatable. The characters are just like us. They are human, with all the good and bad that brings. We try to do the right things, but sometimes things don't turn out how we expected.

    1. Hold on Until Your Fingers Break asks the question: How far would you go to avoid certain death? The consequences of that decision determines the fate of the characters.

    2. The Man on Table Ten - I immediately thought of this as a Twilight Zone episode as I read it. The question asked here: Is the old man in the pub crazy or does he really know how the world will end? Or both? Do we want to know the answer?

    3. My Name is Mister Grief - This is the most emotional of the three stories. It will haunt you after you read it. The question asked here: Would you do anything, regardless of the consequences, to end your grief? If you could eliminate that pain and emptiness, would it matter if others were hurt or if you lost yourself in the process? You will be asking yourself those questions long after you've finished this story. There is also a story-within-a-story that tells the tale of two boys with special "gifts" and the different ways their gifts are used. That story could be expanded into a book itself and would be fascinating.

    I highly recommend this book. These stories will stay with you long after you've finished them.

    The narrator is British, but I had no problem with the accent or those strange words that we use differently even though we're both speaking English. I also think the emotions of the stories are intensified if, as you listen to the stories, you close your eyes and see the scenes unfold in front of you. See yourself in these situations and immerse yourself in the words.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Michelle Kennedy Murphy, TX United States 11-02-15
    Michelle Kennedy Murphy, TX United States 11-02-15 Member Since 2015
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    "You're traveling through another dimension...."

    I gave that title to my review because this set of stories reminds me so much of sitting and binge watching episodes of the Twilight Zone. There is a uniqueness and otherworldly quality to these stories that truly makes you think and wonder "What If?" Absolutely loved this collection!

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Barbra Katy, TX, United States 11-01-15
    Barbra Katy, TX, United States 11-01-15 Member Since 2014

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    "Great to hear in the author's voice"

    I think you will be pleased with this assortment of stories that will eerily invade your brain and take you to fantastic places that really make you think, "Wow! What would I do/feel in this odd situation? " Smitherd has an exceptional gift for presenting one with situations and giving the reader pause to consider new ideas and explore emotions they may keep under tight wraps. Who knew that you could possibly experience personal growth through reading a highly suspenseful collection of stories?! I'm so glad I read them, as I glimpsed much about my own character after reading about these characters!

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Dawnzilla Arlington, Texas 11-01-15
    Dawnzilla Arlington, Texas 11-01-15

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    "Weird and Dark"

    Okay so the title of this review isn't original, but it perfectly describes the contents of Weird. Dark. It's not often I enjoy a book read by the author, but Smitherd has a clear voice and the production quality was superb. He does read quite fast, which I enjoyed, but the fast pace may be hard for some to follow.

    The stories in this collection mess with your head and do so without the gore many stories contain. This makes them perfect for all kinds of horror fans.

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    "Strange and Wonderful!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of WEIRD. DARK. to be better than the print version?

    What a great buy! Just an outstanding showcase of the gifted Luke Smitherd. This extraordinary type of weird darkness is definitely speaking my language! Each story is unique and each one is still stuck in my head! After listening this box set, LS is quickly becoming one of my favorite authors. More like these please!


    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    MarnaKangas tx 11-01-15
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    "Three great tales... Love this man's voice too!"

    Love these three tales - Stand-Alones on their own, always hoping some talented movie producer will pick up on this author!
    If you have a friend that's going through a break-up, this might be a great gift for them. Get one for you, and one for them!

    6 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Anjelique Desoto, TX, United States 10-29-16
    Anjelique Desoto, TX, United States 10-29-16 Member Since 2011

    I am currently into science-fiction, fantasy and non-fiction about the universe and psychology.

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    "Loved it!"

    I love this man. His stories are chilling, eye-opening, mind bending and terribly wonderful. Buy it with no regrets.

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    Amazon Customer Menlo Park, CA USA 06-11-16
    Amazon Customer Menlo Park, CA USA 06-11-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Another Great One by Smitherd"

    Very well written and performed stories. Thought provoking with a twist. Very original stories that won't have you predicting the plot after the first 100, 1,000, 10,000, or 100,000 words. Enjoy!

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    whilory 04-18-16
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    "A unique voice!"

    Thoroughly enjoyed the book and author's narration. I'm looking forward to more books from this original talent!

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    Patrick A Lussier California United States 04-09-16
    Patrick A Lussier California United States 04-09-16 Member Since 2013

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    "A Psychic Echo of tales disturbing and provocative"
    If you could sum up WEIRD. DARK. in three words, what would they be?

    Persisting in Memory


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Mr. Grief. Deeply moving, haunting tale that lingers weeks after you finish it.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    In the third story, entering 'the basement'.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    After completing the first of the four stories, Mr. Grief, I had to stop for a few days. The story resonated with such compassion and truth of what it is to lose someone and the lengths will go to overcome that grief.


    Any additional comments?

    Beautifully written, wonderfully read. Four haunting tales of dark weirdness that tap into the frailty of what it is to survive when you wish you hadn't.

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    1/15/16
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    "A very exciting new British Sci Fi author"
    What made the experience of listening to WEIRD. DARK. the most enjoyable?

    The stories . It's the tale . Where many books are judged by the literati are judged on prose the story some times is forgotten . These are are great stories. They are imaginative , well plotted and written. And they are edge of the seat stuff. You want to get to the end of the story to find what's happened and more importantly you think about them for days after. Not many people have the imagination to write these stories and the bravery to avoid the cliches of happy endings.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    My favorite by far was Mr Grief. It's pure macabre science fiction and that's my thing.


    What about Luke Smitherd’s performance did you like?

    I listened to The Stone man where the author hired an actor to voice it . I actually preferred the author. I had bit of trepidation when I found the book was read by the author and I was very pleasantly surprised at the performance . Clearly read and characterised with passion.


    If you made a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    The Creepshow of Science fiction for 2010s .


    Any additional comments?

    Luke Smitherd is a big discovery for me . I have been waiting for a British story teller to come along who can tell a story like he can for a long while. Not sure whom he is in the vein of of , he reminds me of Windham , Lovecraft and a little bit of King but he has his own unique style. One to watch definitely. I am hooked and shall read all his books .

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
  • Stephen
    1/4/16
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    "Weird and wonderful"

    Weird dark is a collection of 4 fantastic short stories. Another great read from the brilliant mind of Luke Smitherd. On to the next one.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Lmiller
    2/25/16
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    "Get this right now!"

    Working my way through the authors back catalogue in a frenzy as I can't get enough.
    An intriguing collection of stories which are well paced, well read and will stay with you once you have finished.
    My new favourite author!!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Chris Goulter
    2/14/16
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    "More brilliance from Luke Smitherd!"

    Discovering the work of Luke Smitherd is without doubt one of my highlights over the last 12 months. This book brings me up to date having listened to everything he currently has produced.

    Firstly if you've not read any of his previous work then don't hesitate in buying all of it, you won't be disappointed.

    Weird. Dark. like all of Luke's previous books does an amazing job of exploring the world of science fiction, but in a way thats so close to "normality" you lose any doubts in your mind that the subject matter isn't real!

    My only criticism is that all 3 stories were worthy of being full novels and i'm left with real hunger for Luke's next book.

    My advice to anyone who has not read any of Luke's work is to start with "The Stoneman" and go from there. A real talent and an author who has big things ahead!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • D. Menashy
    Bushey, London United Kingdom
    11/3/15
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    "Luke; The Force is strong in this one..."

    Another ace offering from Luke Smitherd. This was my third consecutive audiobook by him and each one has been excellent. This is a collection of short stories and each of the four proved to be a unique and moving journey. The man seems to spew out these great ideas & plot-lines. Like Stephen King, he populates his stories with believable and recognisable characters so that you actually care about what happens to them. The tales are therefore more than just generic horror stories.
    Luke reads them himself in a brisk but nuanced manner. He tends to leave an afterword at the end and charmingly solicits reviews - I'm very happy to comply.
    On to the next one....

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Adrian Rasburn
    3/8/16
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    "Thoroughly enjoyable"
    Would you consider the audio edition of WEIRD. DARK. to be better than the print version?

    Purely for ease, yes


    What did you like best about this story?

    Series of stories, I think Mr Grief was my favourite - left me wanting to know more, which to me is a mark of a good story


    Have you listened to any of Luke Smitherd’s other performances? How does this one compare?

    Stone Man. Compares well. Matt Addis reads SM really well (including Sean Bean style Sheffield voice). I was worried about listening to a book read by the narrator but the worry was unfounded - Luke narrates these stories perfectly


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The 'hungover' overlays people interacting with their mum


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • rory
    2/9/16
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    "Great!"

    Really enjoyable little collection of stories. I also recommend the stone man by the same author

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Mr Chris Morgan
    Scottish Highlands, United Kingdom
    2/9/16
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    "Classic Science Fiction"

    This is science fiction from my youth, mysterious and wonderful. Echoes of Ray Bradbury, but bang up to date and fizzing with energy. Luke narrates beautifully and I certainly want more. If you like your Science Fiction short, pithy, dark, intelligent, then don't go any further, buy this book.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • simon bamber
    11/4/16
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    "Amazing Anthology "

    Do you like The Twilight Zone? Tales of the Unexpected? Black Mirror?
    Then what are you waiting for?
    Buy this book

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Fiona Hanlon
    11/3/16
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    "Great short stories"

    Recommended. interesting creative and chilling. well read. Love Luke Smitherd x x x x x x x c

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful

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