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The Skinner: The Spatterjay Series: Book 1 | [Neal Asher]

The Skinner: The Spatterjay Series: Book 1

To the remote planet Spatterjay come three travellers with very different missions. Janer is directed there by the hornet Hive-mind; Erlin comes to find the sea captain who can teach her to live; and Keech - dead for seven hundred years - has unfinished business with a notorious criminal.Spatterjay is a watery world where the human population inhabits the safety of the Dome and only the quasi-immortal hoopers are safe outside amidst a fearful range of voracious life-forms.
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To the remote planet Spatterjay come three travellers with very different missions. Janer is directed there by the hornet Hive-mind; Erlin comes to find the sea captain who can teach her to live; and Keech - dead for 700 years - has unfinished business with a notorious criminal.

Spatterjay is a watery world where the human population inhabits the safety of the Dome and only the quasi-immortal hoopers are safe outside amidst a fearful range of voracious life-forms. Somewhere out there is Spatterjay Hoop himself, and monitor Keech cannot rest until he can bring this legendary renegade to justice for atrocious crimes committed centuries ago during the Prador Wars.

Keech does not realise that Hoop's body is running free on an island wilderness, while his living head is confined in a box on an Old Captain's ships. Nor does he know that the most brutal Prador of all is about to pay a visit, intent on wiping out all evidence of his wartime atrocities. Which means major hell is about to erupt in this chaotic waterscape.

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©2009 Neal Asher (P)2010 Audible

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    Andrew United Kingdom 08-26-11
    Andrew United Kingdom 08-26-11

    Plotting to take over the world since 1969

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    "A good story and reader; spacing needs edit"

    This was my first Neal Asher story; the authors style is very good, an interesting mix of science fiction, action adventure, space opera, humour, and horror.

    The reader is also excellent, his wide range of voices is veery good. The choice of rural english accents may seem odd to american listeners but works very well. Sniper in particular is very well characterised.

    The only real failure - as noted by other listeners - is the odd choice of the editor to not leave audible gaps when the character viewpoints change. Its not too distracting as it quickly becomes apparent, but still could do with changing.

    This book has led me to listen go/read most of Neal Ashers novels. While they're not in any way mold breaking, they are ripping good yarns, entertaining, and with sufficient intellectual and emotional content to satisfy most readers.

    I've now got to the end of the trilogy, and it has proved an interesting voyage. Personally I'd like to hear more of Sniper and 13 adventures, Mr Asher... more please!

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Emily 10-03-11
    Emily 10-03-11

    The opposite of bravery is not cowardice but conformity. --Robert Anthony Contentment is, after all, simply refined indolence. --Thomas C.

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    "Great Asher story"

    This is not a space opera like many of Asher's works, instead it's largely confined to one planet. And there is no Cormac, although it takes place in the same universe. If you're a fan of his other Cormac works, why listen to this one? Well, for one, the droids are among the best ones he's written in any of his stories.

    And despite being largely planet bound there is tons of action & great characters. Good listen & a great intro to the rest of the spatterjay trilogy!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    WendyT1 Newark, NJ, United States 10-03-11
    WendyT1 Newark, NJ, United States 10-03-11

    audible listener!! :o)

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    "Loved this book - great Neal Asher story"

    I only wish that Neal Asher's Gridlinked books (written in the same universe but with different characters, although there is some overlap...) were also in audio.

    For the uninitiated - Lots of AIs. Space travel through warping. Seriously funny & snarky writing. LOVE the characters. Spatterjay trilogy has very inventive life forms on the planet that are neat and drive the plot along. Highly recommended.

    9 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Connor 01-11-14
    Connor 01-11-14 Member Since 2011

    Enjoy the adventure

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    "Still Has Buzz"

    I can be easily tempted to listen to Sci-Fi which includes AI’s (artificial intelligence), exotic worlds populated by creatures that hunt and eat humans, and life or death battles using futuristic weapons. All included in “The Skinner”.

    Echoing some reviews, I found the book hard to follow. Maybe, it was the editing which failed to provide clues that the scene had changed. Maybe, Neal Asher (author) included so many characters and subplots that I became confused. Or maybe, this is a book best read vs. heard. Whatever the reason, I frequently found myself re-listening to sections of the book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Eric Vogar, Iceland 05-10-12
    Eric Vogar, Iceland 05-10-12 Member Since 2011
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    "A good mixture"
    What did you love best about The Skinner?

    This book is a very interesting mixture of good science fiction and biological theory. The story is not easily predictable and the characters are rich. There are a lot of concepts I have not seen in other sci fi.


    What about William Gaminara’s performance did you like?

    Mr. Gaminara's range of voice and accent is wonderful. He is a great reader. I will buy other books that he has narrated without knowing much of about them because I'm sure that he improves the experience of the story.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 04-12-12
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 04-12-12 Member Since 2015

    I will listen to NO boring book. Old Fav's,Card, King , Hobb. New Fav's, Hill, Scalzi, Sawyer, Interested in Lansdale, Crouch, Konrath

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    "Biology gone wild"

    Spatterjay is mostly a water world. Almost every creature in the sea is deadly. The native humans, called hoopers, are almost immortal. They become immortal after one of the many leeches that inhabit the world bites them. The leeches fall from trees, swim in the ocean and can be as small as a bat or as large as a whale.

    One of the main characters is a Zombie, he has been dead for 700 years. The book has leeches, sentient AI's, Supermen, a hive mind, a living head, a creature that acts as a sail for ships, rhinoworms, humans who are called blanks because they are mindless slaves to lobster like aliens called Pradors, a woman who lives in another woman's body, etc etc.

    The action is constant and Asher's imagination is fantastic. There is lots and lots of gore. At the beginning of the book I was extremely excited and really thought I had found a new fantastic author. Toward the end I was getting worn out and was ready for the book to finish. I will be reading more of Asher's books, I just hope he shortens them a little.

    As far as the production and the narrator, I was very disappointed. NA changes from one scene to another and then back again very quickly and often the scenes he is switching to have similar action going on, so I often got confused on what characters I was following. The narrator, who is following how the book is written, uses British accents, which combined with the changing scenes made it hard to follow. The zombie is actual called a reif, but they had to say reif about fifty times before I understood what he was saying.

    If you like Card's book "Treason" or Harry Harrison's "West of Eden" or Koontz "Frankenstein" or "Moby Dick" you should like this book.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Paul 02-05-14
    Paul 02-05-14

    A Sci Fi junkie who occasionally goes slumming to read other literature.

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    "Couldn't finish....characters, gore, narration"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I tried but just couldn't finish this book. I never became invested in the characters, the constant gore became distracting, and the narration was not great.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    The narrator's regular voice was OK, but his interpretation of characters was poor.


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    SciFiSurfer Miami, FL, United States 02-24-11
    SciFiSurfer Miami, FL, United States 02-24-11 Member Since 2012
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    "Enjoyed and moving on to Spatterjay, Book 2 thnx!"

    The Skinner was a great story, happy to be moving on to Spatterjay, book 2, The Voyage of the Sable Keech. Many thanks to Neal Asher for this.

    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Henrik Bunkeflostrand, Sweden 03-31-15
    Henrik Bunkeflostrand, Sweden 03-31-15 Member Since 2010
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    "Solid science fiction"

    Really good solid and captivating science fiction. Really well read with different voices for different characters. But please add pauses between the chapters.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    G United States 03-19-14
    G United States 03-19-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Goes on Forever"

    I'm almost done with this, but I just don't care anymore. It drags on forever. I gave up 5/6ths of the way through. Now I listen when I'm on my commute, finished with other titles and I haven't bought something new. And it still hasn't caught me. The narrator adds to the dullness . I've never written a review like this. Sorry to author Neal Asher, I'm sure he spent a lot of time on it, and there are imaginative ideas. As a package though, it's a bore.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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  • Christopher
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    12/1/11
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    "First class horror Sci-Fi"

    This is my first Asher and as far as I'm concerned he's up there now in my top three for concept SF, along with Banks and Reynolds. However I have to agree with Thomas about the seamless transitions in the narration makling the plot difficult to follow. This is a shame as otherwise the reading is excellent, and I'm still giving five because the book is that good. It's a complex plot with a large number of characters so it helps to have a printed copy to refer to if you get confused. I'll be moving on to the other two volumes in the set and then...more Asher please, Audible!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
  • Rachel
    Dromahair, Ireland
    7/26/13
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    "Adventures on Alien and Predatory High Seas"

    An exciting and imaginative work set on a beautifully realized sea world swarming with many intriguing and dangerous creatures, some of which carry a virus that can prolong human life. Most of the planet is covered in water, with a smattering of tiny islands. The lords here are long-lived sailors and captains, strong and almost indestructible mutated humans, who sail on low-tech vessels harvesting the seas for various creatures and substances. A little bit Master and Commander, except that some of the sailors are female and some of the masts and sails are sentient creatures.

    Three companions arrive on Spatterjay for different reasons and find themselves up to their necks in events, danger and trouble of many exotic kinds. The characters are fine, if a little remote - not as deeply explored as I might like - although I did become invested in what happpens to them. There are some very evil baddies, and some very dangerous creatures as well as viruses and other problems to be overcome. In spite of the relentless dangers, there are humorous moments and some of the best characters are non-human, from war drone to Wind-cheater, and laconic AIs. It's rollicking good fun and has some great gory set-pieces and battles.

    William Gaminara's reading is perfect. He uses wonderful accents and voices to breathe life into all the characters and helps to add excitement to the unfolding adventures.

    Overall this is an absorbing and enjoyable book, and especially engaging on the issue of how humans might deal with much longer lives. It makes things very interesting when much of the motivation is curiosity and the search to alleviate boredom. I will definitely be listening to book 2.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Mike
    Reading, UK
    8/27/15
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    "Brilliant performance"

    A fantastic story that I'd read before, I'm extremely impressed by the narrator's performance, highly recommended!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • A.Wright
    6/29/15
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    "I wanted to like it, but couldn't."
    What disappointed you about The Skinner?

    The story just never grabbed me, its the first book in my library that I haven't finished. I felt nothing for the characters and couldn't care less how their lives turned out.


    Has The Skinner put you off other books in this genre?

    Nope, putting it down to bad recommendations and moving on.


    Would you be willing to try another one of William Gaminara’s performances?

    Not in a hurry to listen to this narrator again, its not his fault, but we need some time apart.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Dave Anderson
    6/6/15
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    "Excellent intro to Neal Asher"

    loved it !!! Cant wait to get started on the next book in the trilogy.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • David
    Bury St Edmunds, United Kingdom
    5/19/15
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    "Just sort of drifted over me"

    Couldn't associate with any of the characters nor did I have any idea who I should be concerned for. Well read and probably a good book, just didn't ever grab my attention.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Sloeman
    5/12/15
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    "Very unique Sci Fi fantasy"

    Somehow a Sci Fi story has been successfully mashed with a sea tale for this ambitious but interesting book. It was narrated well but sometimes it was a struggle to work out which ship the narrative was following. Overall though I loved it and will probably listen to it again in a year or two.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • SuzyDiamond
    3/27/15
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    "Didn't realise it's potential"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    The author does a grand job inventing and communicating the detail of alien worlds, life forms and practices but along the way the story gets lost.


    Which character – as performed by William Gaminara – was your favourite?

    Keach


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    I had high hopes and the created realm is certainly different but overall I was disappointed.


    Any additional comments?

    Needs less detail and more pace.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • My Idoru
    Anglesey
    3/13/15
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    "Bits of meat"
    What did you like most about The Skinner?

    Lovely messy hardcore SF, no mucking about.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Complex, multi threaded story Coming to a dramatic climax.


    Which character – as performed by William Gaminara – was your favourite?

    Excellent performance, Gaminara brought life to all the characters.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed out loud at some of the set pieces. Gaminaras' timing just added to the humour


    Any additional comments?

    An excellent book, consummately performed. Thank you.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Bodosa
    2/20/15
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    "Pratchett-esque humour and imagination - loved it!"

    Listened to the engineer first (read in American voice) and was intrigued enough to give it a go. Was completely surprised upon listening to this though due to English narrator - the nuances of English accents made this so much funnier to listen to.

    The plot line leading up to a crescendo, the quirky characters and humour, and the clearly thought out universe of the polity and beyond make this an absolute 5* read, particularly for UK listeners. I'm a complete convert and cannot wait to listen to more Neil Asher !!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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