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Vampires and humans living in harmony?
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Weapons of Choice
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History is rewritten in an instant as the future smashes into the past, and high-tech hardware goes head to head with World War Two technology. In the chaos that ensues, thousands are killed, but the maelstrom has only just begun. The veterans of Pearl Harbor have never seen a helicopter, or a cruise missile - let alone nanotechnology, ceramic bullets, and F22 Raptor stealth jetfighters. Allied and Axis forces are then caught in a desperate struggle to gain the upper hand.
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The story line is a political stretch
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For 10 years Kal Hakala has been the Bureau of Supernatural Investigation's top man, the longest surviving agent in its blood-soaked history. The World At Large has no idea that The World Under exists. And its vampires, demons, zombies, and mythic monsters are growing increasingly restless. In all Kal's time with the Bureau, there has been no case he couldn't crack, no monster he couldn't kill. Then a plague of zombies comes to Denver, along with a vicious serial killer dubbed The Organ Donor.
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very, very enjoyable. a great listen
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After dying and being revived with the experimental drug Returne, Bryn Davis is theoretically free to live her unlife - with regular doses to keep her going. But Bryn knows that the government has every intention of keeping a tight lid on Pharmadene's life-altering discovery, no matter the cost. Thankfully, some things have changed for the better; her job at the rechristened Davis Funeral Home is keeping her busy and her fragile romance with Patrick McCallister is blossoming.
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Bourne + iZombie + Terminator = Empire cliffhanger
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Dark and Stormy Knights
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It was a dark and stormy knight, and nine dark defenders embarked upon a most perilous quest. They're the ultimate defenders of humanity, modern day knights who do dark deeds for all the right reasons. In this all-star collection, nine of today's hottest paranormal authors bring us thrilling, all-new stories of supernatural knights that are brimming with magic mystery and mayhem.
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Bought this for Dresden, loved the rest!
- By Moon River on 06-27-12
By: Ilona Andrews, and others
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Necropolis
- By: Michael Dempsey
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NYPD detective Paul Donner and his wife Elise were killed in a hold-up gone wrong. Fifty years later, Donner is back: revived courtesy of the Shift. Supposedly the unintended side-effect of a botched biological terrorist attack and carried by a ubiquitous retrovirus, the Shift jump-starts dead DNA and throws the life cycle into reverse, so reborns like Donner must cope with the fact that they are not only slowly youthing toward a new childhood, but have become New York's most hated minority.
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'Necropolis' Rocked My World
- By HEIDI on 01-19-12
By: Michael Dempsey
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Tesser: A Dragon Among Us
- A Reemergence Novel, Book 1
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: James Foster
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Tesser, the dragon of life itself, is one of seven: Earth’s primordial draconic guardians, destined to oversee its development and safety. Species rose and fell, and 10,000 years ago...Tesser disappeared. The golden dragon woke up this morning, buried deep beneath the city of Boston, with no idea how he got there, and no idea how humanity grew so fast and learned so much while he was away. He is lost, a fish out of water. Where is the magic? He’s got a lot of catching up to do if he’s going to find his missing sister and stop an incursion of daemons from beyond the Veil.
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I dont think the author has ever actually communicated with another human being.
- By Konrad on 04-11-16
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Event
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In the summer of 1947, an unidentified object crashed in Roswell, New Mexico. There were no survivors. Now it's happened again. But this time, two creatures have emerged from the wreckage alive.
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A Great Series.
- By Frank on 07-29-13
By: David L. Golemon
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Without Warning
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On the eve of the U.S. invasion of Baghdad, as the world waits for war, a miles-high energy wave cordons a vast area from southern Canada to northern Mexico. In a moment, 99 percent of the U.S. population has been wiped from the face of the earth.
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Language in book is a bit over the top.
- By John R. Dritenbas on 07-07-10
By: John Birmingham
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-13-21
Another hit!
Great story with great characters. The only think is I felt it ended kind of abruptly.
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- N. Price
- 12-07-14
Great Read
If you could sum up The President's Vampire in three words, what would they be?
Secret Agent Vampire
What other book might you compare The President's Vampire to and why?
It's best compared to the other two Farnsworth books (prequel and sequel)
Have you listened to any of Bronson Pinchot’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
He really keeps a great tempo and doesn't bog the reader down with fluff. This is a great light read
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Honestly he was pretty great, once in a while he got little to "Valley Dude" voice, but overall pretty good
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- Kris
- 10-12-22
Stunning history unknown story
This is a conspiracy theorist dream. While all the shepeople think they know what’s happening in our government, it’s twisted and exciting. Hidden truth about what could really be lurking.
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- AZGUNFAN
- 05-02-11
A Great Book
Once again the Anti Hero wins against the bad guys and things that go bump in the night.
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- Janice Hamm
- 05-12-11
Very Good
Not as good as Blood Oath. I loved the ending. The narrator is excellent. Well worth the credit.
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- Bella&Jolie
- 05-07-12
love this series.
Would you listen to The President's Vampire again? Why?
yes - every time a new book is released i love to listen to the entire series.
What other book might you compare The President's Vampire to and why?
abraham lincoln - vampire hunter. the authors have very similar styles.
Have you listened to any of Bronson Pinchot’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
no - but he is great on these.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?
'the war on horror'
Any additional comments?
please, please, please release new books in series as soon as they are available in print.
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- NoelGSr
- 11-18-18
Thoroughly enjoy Bronson Pinchot's rendition!
innovative premise for this series and great characters which are brought to light by the great narration. Can't wait to listen to the third book. Thank you Christopher Farnsworth and Bronson Pinchot!
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-03-22
All of Farnsworth’s series
When I was first recommended to the first story it was because I had a seven hour car ride ahead of me to a wedding with my family. Ended up sitting in the parking lot after everyone got checked in and literally had to sit in the car until it’s conclusion. Excited to find out there was a second and even a third book on audio of course I raced right through it knowing more and more it was so captivating I could not let go of the rest of the story of Kade, being a Washingtonian Helped with the visual…have tried listening to other stories and other narrative similar and I just can’t finish and literally end up going back in the middle of the night to listen to my original three Christopher vampire stories and every time I listen I pick up something a little bit new there absolutely needs to be a movie and I cannot wait and I keep checking for a part four five or six please!
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- Trenton Wilkins
- 03-25-13
Just keeps getting better!
What made the experience of listening to The President's Vampire the most enjoyable?
Better story all the way around.
What other book might you compare The President's Vampire to and why?
Any of the Dirk Pitt books by Clive Clustler...great adventure.
Which character – as performed by Bronson Pinchot – was your favorite?
All of them!!!
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes!!!
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- Paul Hunt
- 07-14-16
Pinchot's Narrations NEVER dissapoint
The second book in Farnsworth's vampire series is every bit as enjoyable as the first. More importantly, it proves that narrator Bronson Pinchot belongs in a very small group of audio artists whose talents lock to an author's series in such a way that one cannot hear the pace or voices any other way. Listen to these stories if only to hear a master at work!
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