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The Number of the Beast Audiobook

The Number of the Beast

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Publisher's Summary

The wickedest, most wonderful science-fiction story ever created in our - or any - time. Anything can begin at a party in California - and everything does in this bold masterwork by a grand master of science fiction.

When four supremely sensual and unspeakably cerebral humans - two male, two female - find themselves under attack from aliens who want their awesome quantum breakthrough, they take to the skies - and zoom into the cosmos on a rocket roller-coaster ride of adventure, danger, ecstasy, and peril.

Robert A. Heinlein (1907–1988) was the dominant science-fiction writer of the modern era, a writer whose influence on the field was immense. He won science fiction's Hugo Award for best novel four times.

©1980 Robert A. Heinlein. 2003 by the Robert A. & Virginia Heinlein Prize Trust (P)2012 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“One of the grand masters of science fiction.” (Wall Street Journal)

“The most influential science fiction writer of all time!” (Locus)

“[A story] about two men and two women in a time-machine safari through this and other universes. But describing The Number of the Beast thus is like saying Moby-Dick is about a one-legged guy trying to catch a fish.” (National Review)

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    Jussi Espoo, Finland 05-01-14
    Jussi Espoo, Finland 05-01-14 Member Since 2013

    nerd, biker, finnish, middle-aged and cool

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    "Insider joke?"
    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Something from Neal Stephenson.


    What didn’t you like about the narrators’s performance?

    I actually did not dislike the narrator's performance all that much.Even though I did not understand why so many narrators were used in the first place, the narrators were doing a decent job. But why so many?


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Throughout the story I had a feeling that the book was an insider joke. Sure, I did recognize many of the references to other fiction, and I even greeted "something from the stranger in the strange land" with a small smile.
    I could not understand the reason why the book was written. Heinlein has done a great work in speculating with sociology and technology of the future, but here, the experiments with nudity taboo and economy did not save the day.


    Any additional comments?

    I gave up listening a couple of times, but there were occasions I had no other book to listen, so I carried painfully on.
    I was happy to get to the end, and even that was an anticlimax.

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    Craig West Palm Beach, FL, United States 02-24-14
    Craig West Palm Beach, FL, United States 02-24-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Wonderful voice actors until the last chapter"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    As long as you DO NOT LISTEN to the last chapter, you'll be very happy.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Hilda--a true force of nature, funny, sexy, smart, and fierce.


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    For the four main characters, yes. For the creature that voiced Jubal Harshaw, not in a million years. It will takes years of therapy to undo the damage that man did to my brain. He made Jubal Harshaw sound like Frank Zappa's Thing-Fish.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Print: The final chapter is the only sore spot for me. The book is quite wonderful, and the World as Myth concept is highly engaging.

    Audio: Loved the 4 main characters. The second I heard the voice for Jubal, I wanted to hit my iPhone with a brick until it stopped making that horrible noise. I cannot describe how utterly AWFUL and ridiculous he sounded.


    Any additional comments?

    The voice actor for Jubal--Tom Weiner?--should be forever banned for this performance.

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    David Berlin, Germany 02-12-14
    David Berlin, Germany 02-12-14
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    "Confusing Reading Style"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    Yes. Interesting Idea of the universe are put forward. But let down by it's presentation


    What did you like best about this story?

    The idea of "free" time space travel, and what could be out there.


    Would you be willing to try another one of the narrators’s performances?

    Which narrator! This is my big problem with this book there are many narrators and they change each chapter. This makes it very hard to follow who is who, as the whole reading style changes. The narrators ranged from very good to comical. Over all the male narrators did a better job than the female ones, as the women speaking as males were not as believable.BTW is this question even grammatically correct? "narrators' performances". Sorry just a question, I've always had problems with genitive in english


    Was The Number of the Beast worth the listening time?

    For this recording, Listening time NO.But I would attempt it again with a single male narrator. Or just pick up the book and read it myself.

    And I know now to stick to early Heinlein work.


    Any additional comments?

    The story read as if it was out of the 50s or 60s. it's really hard to believe it was written and published around 1980. There is a lot of "our dear husbands", and "now were married". Then later in the book the story drops into FKK, wife swapping and finally into incest. I personally think this is not Heinlein at his best (or anywhere close to it). However I really like the basic premise of mathematics bridging worlds and times and imagination.

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    Kbrink 02-01-14
    Kbrink 02-01-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Heinlein's Death Rattle"

    Do not read this as your first Heinlein book. If you want to really enjoy this book you should at least have read Stranger in a Strange Land, Time Enough for Love, and To Sail Beyond the Sunset. Even then "enjoying" may be a struggle. This book is less of a story and more of an exploration of Heinlein's different worlds crashing together. A foursome exploring alternate dimensions in their modified flying car degenerates into the conflict being thrown out the window in the third act and Heinlein lecturing on his social theories.

    I found DT to be one of the worst female characters Heinlein has ever written. She's more interested in talking about her tits and wonderful new husband than any of the science involved. This isn't atypical for Heinlein but I found her to be the worst iteration of sexually liberated smart woman so far.

    Voice performances are rather good, despite the writing. Skip this one unless you're a die hard Heinlein fan. Just getting started in Heinlein? Try Stranger in a Strange Land or Moon is a Harsh Mistress first.

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    Donald G. Dennis MD 01-31-14
    Donald G. Dennis MD 01-31-14 Member Since 2014

    Walsfeo

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    "Self indulgent crap"
    What would have made The Number of the Beast better?

    If this book had been broken down into four, or more, other books, each one fleshed out just a bit more, those books could have been excellent.


    What could Robert A. Heinlein have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Allowed an editor to tell him what to cut. Tell one story and focus on it.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    I was looking for some science fiction from one of the masters but I was disappointed by senile ramblings. Do not waste your time or credits.


    Any additional comments?

    It wasn't bawdy enough to be exciting or interesting in that way either.

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    Sterling Decatur, Illinois, United States 01-06-14
    Sterling Decatur, Illinois, United States 01-06-14 Member Since 2013
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    "An off the wall story"
    What disappointed you about The Number of the Beast?

    This is not the hard Sci Fi one would expect from Heinlein but a sex obsessed juvenile yarn that took aspects from a multitude of classic tales and spewed them out in a Douglas Adams like story that took itself seriously.


    What could Robert A. Heinlein have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Time and space travel make for great stories. he could have kept the story original not stealing from Larry Niven and the Wizard of Oz. He could have tried for a plot and given an ending to this mess.


    What three words best describe the narrators’s voice?

    All the narrators did a fine job. I just feel bad they were assigned to this project.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from The Number of the Beast?

    Everything from the John Carter of Mars nonsense forward which is 95% of the book.


    Any additional comments?

    Don't bother with this book.

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    Jason Thornhill, ON, Canada 12-18-13
    Jason Thornhill, ON, Canada 12-18-13
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    "Narration so bad this book is impossible to follow"

    I've never read the print version of this book, and I found it impossible to follow this version. They cycle through the voice actors seemingly at random with all the characters being read by all the actors. It's jarring and disorienting. I just learned by reading other reviews they're trying to do each characters perspective, but it fails utterly and this recording is a mess that is painful to listen to.

    Aside from that several of the voice actors (I don't know which) are so inappropriate, they make the characters just sound wrong for the role the character is supposed to fill and the inflections seem to change the nature of each of the characters each time they change readers.

    I'm a huge Heinlein fan, and I think I hate this book, but I really can't tell if it's a good book or not after this reading.

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    Richard D. Shewman Erie, PA United States 11-25-13
    Richard D. Shewman Erie, PA United States 11-25-13 Member Since 2009

    rshewman

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    "Frustrating at so many levels!!"

    Robert Heinlein is the master of 20th century science fiction. That is a given among anyone who has read much in the genre. When he was good, he was very, very good. However, it must also be admitted that when he was bad he was bad. Along with "I will Fear No Evil", this 1980 novel "The Number of the Beast" comprise the corpus of what I consider his “bad” novels.

    This book explores the multiverse, which is an interesting concept, and suggests that works of literature are either expressions of real universes in the multiverse or real universes are generated when an author tells a story. This concept is introduced about about a third of the way into the book and there are a series of visits to literary universes before our protagonists encounter Lazarus Long and his buddies and everyone goes off on a little adventure that helps move along the Lazarus Long story arch. The story takes hundreds of pages in the print edition and 21 hours and 34 minutes in the audiobook. It is a story that could have been told better as a short story or a novella at most.

    The protagonists are a group A-type personality, high achievers who are related by marriage and friendship but forced to stay with each other in the space of a large car for what turns into several weeks. Very quickly they can’t stand one another. The back and forth bickering among the characters gets irritating after a while. It might be forgiven if they were moving a plot line forward but there really isn’t much of a plot to the book. Even the end of the book is random, as if Heinlein’s editor called and asked when he was going to get his next book submitted. So, the master reached over, pullet the sheet of paper from the typewriter, tossed it in the box with the rest of the typescript and sent it off to be published.

    There were four narrators but they didn’t consistently read the same character as would be the case in a dramatic performance of the book. The voice actor who played the character who begins the chapter would read the chapter, and do the voices for the other characters if they showed up in chapter. After a while you had four different versions of each of the four main characters to keep sorted in your head. It was confusing to say the least.

    This audiobook is frustrating at so many levels! Yet, if you ask me if I will I read other Heinlein books in the future? Of course, he’s the master and he has many more very good books than bad ones.

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    Harvey Millet, AB, Canada 11-24-13
    Harvey Millet, AB, Canada 11-24-13 Member Since 2012
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    "a bit to far fetched but still entertaining"
    What did you like best about The Number of the Beast? What did you like least?

    cool car, to much unrelated banter


    Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?

    DT


    Do you think The Number of the Beast needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    it is open ended but i don't think there is much chance of a follow-up


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    J. Queen Ventura, SoCal 11-19-13
    J. Queen Ventura, SoCal 11-19-13 Member Since 2015
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    "Terrible disapointment"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    Nobody, it's too adult for children, too childish for adults.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    I'll continue with "The song of Ice and Fire" and "The Gap Cycle."


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of the narrators?

    The narrators weren't really the problem, I think they did the best they could with such week material.


    What character would you cut from The Number of the Beast?

    All the characters in this book are too shallow to miss. I listened for about 12 hours of this book and just couldn't stand the pointless drivel of dialog any longer.


    Any additional comments?

    Robert Heinlein is a celebrated author, if this book is like the rest of his work then his notoriety is the only mystery of interest.

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