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The Merchant Adventurer Audiobook

The Merchant Adventurer

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An ordinary, money-grubbing Merchant struggling to make a coin off penniless, incompetent adventurers is forced to take on the impossible quest of saving his town and rescuing the woman he loves from a treacherous and powerful Wizard. A battle of wit, wits and haggling that is part homage to, part skewer of the richly worked and often overwrought fantasy genre.

An artful, satire of dungeon crawls and cRPG's, the Merchant Adventurer is part Princess Bride, part Dungeon Pawn Stars and a rollicking good read.

©2014 Patrick E. McLean (P)2014 Patrick E. McLean

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    Charles E. Elberson Charlotte, NC USA 11-20-15
    Charles E. Elberson Charlotte, NC USA 11-20-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Pure enjoyment"

    It's always wonderful when you get a sense that the writer really enjoyed the story they tell. A fantastic listening experience happens when the performer enjoys the story just as much. I've been sometimes disappointed when authors perform their own work, but in this case it's IMPOSSIBLE to imagine anyone else doing justice to this slanted tale of wizard and magic and adventurers and the occasional damned damsel in distress. I'm hooked.

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    DabOfDarkness Ojo Caliente, NM, United States 05-06-15
    DabOfDarkness Ojo Caliente, NM, United States 05-06-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Reminiscent of D&D fun"

    This book is part epic adventure fantasy and part tongue in cheek pointed humor at the often overdone fantasy tropes. Our main hero, Boltac the Merchant, is, indeed, a very reluctant hero. However, eventually, against his better nature, he is forced to join the adventure, outwit the bad guy, rescue his lady love, and bring prosperity to his home town. Or something along those lines. Really, Boltac is just focused on one thing: not letting his lady love know he actually has a soft spot for her.

    One day a would be hero, Relan, strolls in to a shop wanting to purchase a sword so he can gallivant off to rescue his lady love. However, he doesn’t have the coin for it. So he asks to lease out a sword. Boltac rolls his eyes and eventually clouts Relan over the head and drags his unconscious body outside. But then the minions of an evil wizard (Dimsbury) and his side kick (Raddick). The owner of the local tavern, and secret sweetheart of Boltac, is stolen away. Now Boltac must make some tough choices.

    The humor permeates this novel and is often of the skeptical variety. Boltac questions nearly everything, even if it is just in his head. He’s always weighing the choices, adding the coins, calculating what’s in his best interest. Relan is great sidekick for him, being so idealistic, so naive, so honorable. Boltac is constantly having to rein the young man in, and not always teaching him the ways of adventuring. The back and forth between these two is most amusing!

    There are a few ladies in this book. I can think of two off the top of my head. There might have been a third. One is a supposed damsel in distress that is working with a group of folks running scams. The second is Boltac’s secret love, the tavern owner. She’s smart in her own right, taking charge of her actions and formulating a plan to escape from the first moment. However, we spend little time with her. The author shows he can write female characters, and yet he had so few in this book and gave them small, tiny roles. I hope his other books make better use of the female gender, as I fully intend to seek out more of his work.

    Then we have the bad guys. They come in two flavors: ruthless and deserving of death and then we have the orc servants (like Samga the orc leader) who would probably have fairly quiet lives if left to their own devices. Raddick is vicious and enjoys killing for the sport. Dimsbury is the brains behind the evil duo and is quite ruthless in his own way. These potent villains make great adversaries for the shrewd Boltac and the idiotically heroic Relan.

    All in all, I really enjoyed this book. It strongly reminded me of the days when my man played Dungeons & Dragons weekly and he come home in the early dawn hours, smelling of stale pizza, one too many energy drinks, and cigarette smoke, babbling about his exploits in a some dungeon or medieval forest. This book was like that, but far better since it was a coherent story and not just disconnected ramblings by a man who was obviously dead tired but too wired on caffeine to sleep.

    Narration: Patrick McLean narrated his own book, and I always have a few worries when I see an author narrating his own work. But have no fears here! McLean does an awesome job of narrating this book. He has a perfectly shrewd and skeptical voice for Boltac, a wonderfully dense and optimistic voice for Relan, and a serpent’s treacherous sneer for Raddick. I also enjoyed his ‘I’m way too smart to deign to chat with you’ voice for Dimsbury. And don’t forget his toothy voice for the orc Samga. It was a most excellent performance.

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    JPPNC 06-21-16
    JPPNC 06-21-16
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    "Very, very enjoyable"

    A fantastic listen. The characters were engaging, witty, and even laugh out loud funny.

    I listened to this on the way to and from work, and looked forward to this every day.

    You won't be disappointed!

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    Deedra United States 06-14-15
    Deedra United States 06-14-15 Member Since 2015

    I am at that half a century mark in years. I enjoy audiobooks,cats,rats and most days my family,not necessarily in that order!lol

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    Any additional comments?

    This was a fun romp!There is a quest,a lady in trouble!There is a wizard,and Orcs!Yes really,Orcs!With a lot of wordplay and sword(or mace) play,you should read this book.
    Patrick E. McClean did a number of voices and did them well.
    "I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast dot com."

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    Chris 05-13-15
    Chris 05-13-15
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    "Snarky, witty, and well written"

    I enjoyed the reluctant stereotypes of the characters. Who doesn't like a reluctantly evil Mage? Nice, short read. Each character was fleshed out nicely, and Patrick does a great job with the performance.

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    Matthew 05-10-15
    Matthew 05-10-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Well executed story of a unwilling hero"

    I liked the story it was a easy listen though there were two audio mistakes of reading the same three words twice, I think I would love to here more stories of this band and world.

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    Searcher NC USA 05-01-15
    Searcher NC USA 05-01-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Enjoyable story with an unlikely hero"

    An entertaining story of adventure, read exceptionally well by the author. Patrick McLean's narration is the perfect complement to this fun tale.

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    Glenn Raleigh, NC, United States 04-28-15
    Glenn Raleigh, NC, United States 04-28-15 Member Since 2016

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    "Pratchett would be proud"

    The Merchant Adventurer is a ripping good yarn, and a must for fantasy fans of Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, and fun fantasy works everywhere.

    The Audible version is expertly voiced by the author, who also writes and narrates The Seanachai - one of the best story-based podcasts on the Internet. His range of accents and acting talent add considerably to the tale, which is in itself a highly engaging and amusing romp.

    Whether or not you're a fantasy genre fan, anyone who enjoys a good chortle will be gripped by the premise of a shrewd trader-turned hero.

    The bad guys are particularly well drawn, with reliably treacherous thief Rattic and long-suffering wizard Dimsbury (who just wants to get some bloody work done) almost stealing the show.

    Highly recommended. Buy it, then spread the word. Let's make this a classic.

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    S. R. Wilhite 04-28-15
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    "Great story"
    Would you consider the audio edition of The Merchant Adventurer to be better than the print version?

    I haven't read the print version but given how good the audio edition is, I cannot image being able to read the intonation of the dialog so as to get the full effect of Boltac's character.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Boltac, of course. He is hilarious.


    What about Patrick E. McLean’s performance did you like?

    All of it. The voices used for the different characters were really good.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes, I was very sad when it ended. I wanted the adventure(s) to continue.


    Any additional comments?

    Excellent book. Nice light quick read but has substance as well.

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    J. Piazza 04-20-15
    J. Piazza 04-20-15
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    "First full audiobook"
    Any additional comments?

    This is the first audiobook I have ever listened to, I received a free copy from the author in exchange for an honest review.

    I must say, Patrick E. McLean set the bar high for my expectations of audiobook narrators. He was very entertaining in his selections of voices and made the characters come to life. I think it's wonderful when an author can narrate their own book because they have the deepest understanding of each sentence and it's context in the big scheme of things. That being said, the story was (at least to me) a bit disjointed in the beginning and took me a while to catch on to which characters were doing what. Overall the book was a fun listen and made my long commute more interesting, but in general I didn't love the storyline.

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