©2007 by Simon R. Green (P)2008 Audible, Inc.
"This spy yarn is packed with enough humor, action and plot twists to satisfy fans who prefer their adventure shaken, not stirred." (Publishers Weekly)
"Green sustains a good spy thriller's breakneck action with lots of magic, strange creatures, and even some character growth and romance." (Booklist)
I have to agree with everyone else, the narrator did a horrible job on the female voices and the intonations are very off. Parts that should have been more somber or relaxed were upbeat and surprised. I like the story and didn't find it trite or forced.
It's Simon R. Green so I had to get it. It's very similar to the nightside series. It a shared universe so I was happy to be back in this world. I finished the nightside series recently. I enjoyed it. The narrator was fine. I wasn't blown away. I will definitely pick up more of these stories.
I found this series after reading Hawk and Fisher and the Nightside series.
Thought I'd give it a go and I am very glad I did.
If you like Greens tongue in cheek style of writing give Secret Histories a try. I don't think you will be disappointed.
Shamin Bond is a Eddie Drood. He has golden armor that is out of this world awesome (literally, out of this world).
It's the duty of the Drood's to protect mankind from supernatural nasties, or is it?
The story line was a bit campy at times. The narrator was horrible. His voicing of women in particular was the worst I've ever heard. Most of the men's voices sounded the same. Pretty lame.
This book is James Bond meets Percy Jackson meets Harry Potter meets Iron Druid meets Rachel Morgan meets really big book of clichés. If it wasn’t for the profanity and sex references, I would have said this is a (very) young adult book.
The plot is minimal and the characters are very flat and two-dimensional. I came close to returning this book, as it was too far contrived, both in the writing style and the story. I continued listening because it was mildly intriguing, and I had hoped it would improve. Sadly, it did not.
Most of the characters have silly or stupid names: Subway Sue, Janissary Jane, Mr. Stab, Girl Flower. They sound more like temporary names used while writing and were never replaced with something not awful. Quite annoyingly, the name was used in full every time; for example, it was always "Janissary Jane,” instead of simply, Jane, throughout the entire book. Tedious!
The story was also repetitive, with the same thing happening over and over (I’m trying to not give away spoilers). It wasn’t the exact same thing, but first he goes to one enemy, then to another, then another, and basically the same thing happened. Then he went to one rogue, then another, ad naseum. There was very little progress of the plot during these times.
The dialogue was off. Characters would say something that didn’t seem to fit well into the current situations. Often, it was out sync, meaning what was said first should have been said second, and the second should have been the first statement. if you’ve ever seen a poorly written B movie, it was much like that.
I also became very weary of the main character going on and on about how something was impossible, only to have it happen in the next paragraph. For example, “My armor makes me invincible, noting can get through my armor,” and then, something got through his armor. Again, too tedious to really enjoy.
The narrator read the story reasonably well, but was a terrible match for this story. The protagonist is in his 20s, but the narrator makes him sound like someone in his 50s. The cadence, rhythm, and inflections were totally off for someone of this age. Not to mention, the narrator can’t do a woman’s voice. Most of females voices were lower than the male voices, and terribly unattractive sounding.
I hate writing reviews but this book deserves one. It reminds me of 'A Hitchhiker's Guide' with all it's quirky characters and situations. Highly recommend.
Expect cheesy fun
I can understand that it was inspired by James Bond with a supernatural twist. But it really isn't like a Bond book, because the story stands on its own with original ideas and story execution. It is far more a book about its supernatural aspects than about the secret agent aspects.
Stuart Blinder seems to have trouble with female voices, especially the one that has an American southern accent. All of his female voices sound like the hoot that comes when you blow air over the opening on a bottle. What would I change? I'd have Stuart Blinder learn to do female voices that sound a bit more normal and pedestrian.
As the book came to its conclusion, I found myself really on the edge of my seat. The last hour or so was pretty darn exciting. And I was really looking forward to understanding the mystery that the story was centered around discovering. Once uncovered, the mystery was appropriately heavy.
A car chase relatively early in this book becomes over-the-top CHEESY! But don't let that discourage you. In the end, the cheesy part is really important to pushing the story forward. And though more cheesy parts occur throughout the story, they are all in good fun and thoroughly enjoyable.
This is my first Simon Green book, and I very much enjoyed it. It was fun fantasy, a creative plot, and likeable heros. I've had a lot of dreary tasks to contend with recently, and this book helped me get through them with a smile. Stuart Blinder was a perfect reader for this. I will be looking for more books in the series.
Currently a local truck driver who has hours to listen to my audio books. I am hooked, some of my fellow drivers enjoy them also
We don't have time for print books
The connection with some of the night side people
Mr Blinder is a true artist he did a great job will listen to him again
I liked it when the found out what the diamond really wanted of the Drood family
Look forward to the next one.
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