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The Android's Dream | [John Scalzi]

The Android's Dream

A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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Publisher's Summary

A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony.

To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire, who with the help of Brian Javna, a childhood friend turned artificial intelligence, scours the earth looking for the rare creature. And they find it, in the unknowing form of Robin Baker, pet store owner, whose genes contain traces of the sheep DNA. But there are others with plans for the sheep as well: Mercenaries employed by the military. Adherents of a secret religion based on the writings of a 21st century science-fiction author. And alien races, eager to start a revolution on their home world and a war on Earth.

To keep our planet from being enslaved, Harry will have to pull off the greatest diplomatic coup in history, a grand gambit that will take him from the halls of power to the lava-strewn battlefields of alien worlds. There's only one chance to get it right, to save the life of Robin Baker - and to protect the future of humanity.

©2006 John Scalzi (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"With plenty of alien gore to satisfy fans of military SF and inventive jabs at pretend patriotism and self-serving civil service, Scalzi delivers an effervescent but intelligent romp." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Brian Lansing, MI, United States 10-29-13
    Brian Lansing, MI, United States 10-29-13 Member Since 2014

    I love to read books; and now just recently I've discovered that audio books are very cool!! I'm also an author. You can find the SciFi book "The Curse of Europa" here on Audible or on Amazon.

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    "Good story telling"
    Any additional comments?

    This wasn't exactly up my alley, I'll admit. A crazy beginning with farting to communicate - come on now! Needing a certain kind of sheep for a ceremony?? A lot of it was a bit over the top, but I guess that's what a lot of people liked about it too. Once I willed myself to just go-with-it, it did keep my interest and was well told. Although to be 100% honest, I thought it was going to be about androids, given the name and the android on the cover. It is not - silly me!

    Sometimes the author would mention something about a character (and then take 5 - 10 minutes filling in a silly back story that wasn't always necessary - imho.) To me that was just a bunch of unnecessary detail.

    But overall, wow, it ended up being an elaborate and clever story as long as you aren't looking for realistic. The ending is mind blowing (in all the detailed events that fall into place) and Kudos to Scalzi for keeping it all straight. While it wasn't exactly "up my alley" I have to admit it was some good story telling and thus give it 4 stars.

    Will Wheaten did a great job narrating - 5 stars!!

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer severna park, MD, United States 05-01-13
    Amazon Customer severna park, MD, United States 05-01-13 Member Since 2014

    I'm actually a day old tart, filled with maple custard. Perhaps, this reads as a rational introduction to others, and you are deliberately misreading it, because, come on, maple custard.

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    "An interesting reference to Philip K Dick's novel"

    I loved Blade Runner, and Do Android's Dream of Electric Sheep, so I was pretty excited to hear this novel, and it didn't disappoint. It wasn't my favorite Scalzi, but it was pretty original. The story starts out vulgar, and I was regretting my purchase with all the flatulence, arterial congestion, and bursting things. Frankly, it may turn you green, until the meat of the story really starts.

    Although I could see where certain parts of the story would go, the girl was a creative and viable surprise. Not his strongest story, he uses a few deus ex machinas, but Scalzi is a master of science fiction, and I haven't been disappointed with his work yet. His characters are fun and adaptable. The story keeps a good pace. The alien incarnation representing all of our negative characteristics from the obvious to the subtle, was well thought out. The aliens remain dynamic, yet have built their society around all of our major failings. The Nidu are like a crystal ball showing us what would happen if we let Wal-Mart fashion legal doctrine for the entire world.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Elliot ITHACA, NEW YORK, United States 07-19-12
    Elliot ITHACA, NEW YORK, United States 07-19-12 Member Since 2015

    Molecular biologist. Musician. Lover of science. Lover of music. Dreamer of magic. Thinker of thoughts. ||| "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic" - Arthur C. Clarke ||| As a scientist, science fiction and fantasy inspire me to push the line of discovery forward, beyond conventional imagination, beyond conventional wisdom.

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    "Thrilling, suspenseful, thought provoking, fun"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Definitely. This book hits the full spectrum. If you have even the slightest interest in scifi, religious studies, philosophy, action films, extraterrestrial relations, law, biotechnology, animal science, computer science, politics, or fun you will find something to love in this book.


    What about Wil Wheaton’s performance did you like?

    I got used to Wheaton's reading style in Agent to the Stars, where I came to appreciate his ability to convey the emotional state and personality of a character, even alien characters, with great precision. The voices he gives to the individual extra terrestrials are absolutely spot on.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    The way Scalzi is able to take ostensibly parallel plot lines and weave them into the intricate climaxes (yes, I would say this book has a few) present in this book gave me goosebumps on a few occasions. I would find myself with a huge smile realizing at specific moments, "My, how clever!"


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    JJGlass Canyon Lake in the Hill Country near Austin) TX, United States 01-03-12
    JJGlass Canyon Lake in the Hill Country near Austin) TX, United States 01-03-12 Member Since 2014

    jjglass

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    "Pure Entertainment"

    Since listening to Agent to the Stars and Fuzzy Nation I have become addicted to Scalzi's humorous and fast paced style. The scenarios are pretty outlandish but he makes them all work. It is science fiction, in the end, and the there are no rules. Wil Wheaton reader and John Scalzi writer are a perfect duo. The Android's Dream and the others I've listened to are pure entertainment. I fully intend to listen to every book John Scalzi writes.

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    Dax Mickelson 05-25-14
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    "Mix it up a bit"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I like John Scalzi's books. HOWEVER, he REALLY needs to learn to use different ways of having his characters respond to each other. I get distracted (and sick of hearing) the word "said".
    John said
    Jack said
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    Brett Charlotte, NC, United States 06-12-13
    Brett Charlotte, NC, United States 06-12-13 Member Since 2014
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    "How does this guy think this stuff up!!!?"
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    This is sci-fi meets political thriller meets satire meets action. Its hard to classifiy this book since there is so much going on. Seriously it would take 4 paragraphs to summarize the plot but here goes my attempt in about 4 sentences. There is a political snafu (a pretty funny one actually) between earth and an interstellar ally (more like "frenemies" than allies here). To make up for this Earth must supply this ally with a sheep - yes a sheep. They need it for their coronation ceremony. If they don't get it then the kingship is up for grabs. Needless to say this rare sheep keeps getting more rare because rivals are killing it faster than anyone can collect one. It turns out the DNA is all that matters and this is where things get wierd - no spoilers but it turns out we CAN find the DNA of one. The difficult part is keeping all the various groups struggling for this DNA from getting their hands on it before the hero can save Earth. Everyone from the interstellar ally rival factions to a religious cult based on this sheep is after it.

    This is a pretty fast paced book and I was never board. I was amazed that Scalzi was able to weave so many threads together so tightly and expertly.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    mulnoon Chester Springs, PA, United States 10-01-12
    mulnoon Chester Springs, PA, United States 10-01-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Seriously funny"
    What about Wil Wheaton’s performance did you like?

    Really impressed with his cursing. Good cursing is an art. Not everyone can get it right.


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    Douglas Grand Junction, CO, United States 09-06-12
    Douglas Grand Junction, CO, United States 09-06-12 Member Since 2012
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    Scalzi has imagination, plus! Story is solid and enjoyable. I listen to two to three audiobooks a week as I travel for my work and this was worth the coin. Wil Wheaton is a good storyteller, even though he mispronounces some words (actually worth a chuckle)...so if you like sci fi, you will like android's dream.

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    deodatus 05-14-12
    deodatus 05-14-12 Member Since 2010
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    "Original, Funny!"

    This is a truly original story. I would love to read a sequel(hint to the author!). I laughed out loud at times. The action is great. Didn't care for the cussing though. The characters seemed well thought out.

    Wil's performance is great as it is in Agent to the Stars.(If you haven't read that one, do so!)

    Over all I think this would be a great addition to your library if you dont mind the rated "R" speech. I recommend all of Scalzi's books.

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    Amazon Customer 11-30-11 Member Since 2015

    The Natrix

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    Excellent work. After listening to very long novel series, like Hyperion, Wheel of Time, etc, this was a very refreshing book. More fun than Fuzzy Nation, although that was good too. The combination of Scalzi and Wheaton is amazing. Keep them coming, and I'll keep Audible in business.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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