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Small Gods Audiobook

Small Gods: Discworld, Book 13

Brutha is the Chosen One. His god has spoken to him, admittedly while currently in the shape of a tortoise. Brutha is a simple lad. He can't read. He can't write. He's pretty good at growing melons. And his wants are few. He wants to overthrow a huge and corrupt church. He wants to prevent a horribly holy war.
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Brutha is the Chosen One. His god has spoken to him, admittedly while currently in the shape of a tortoise.

Brutha is a simple lad. He can't read. He can't write. He's pretty good at growing melons. And his wants are few.

He wants to overthrow a huge and corrupt church. He wants to prevent a horribly holy war. He wants to stop the persecution of a philosopher who has dared to suggest that, contrary to the Church's dogma, the Discworld really does go through space on the back of an enormous turtle. (Which is true, but when has that ever mattered?) He wants peace and justice and brotherly love. He wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him now, please.

But most of all, what he really wants, more than anything else, is for his god to choose someone else...

Please note: This is a vintage recording. The audio quality may not be up to modern day standards.

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    Dara 03-15-15
    Dara 03-15-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Perhaps my favorite book"

    audio quality was poor, but this is an old recording. Loved every moment of it.

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    Anna Warkworth, New Zealand 03-08-15
    Anna Warkworth, New Zealand 03-08-15 Member Since 2015
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    "5 stars all round"

    This is one of my favourite Discworld novels. Nigel Planer is EXCELLENT at different voices and accents and brings the whole story to life.

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    fabfawkes 01-27-15
    fabfawkes 01-27-15
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    "So good"

    I am a huge fan of Discworld and am currently re-living them through audiobook. This was so much fun to listen to. Nigel Planer does a great job narrating. I am looking forward to listening to the rest of the series.

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    Michael Randers, Denmark 03-07-13
    Michael Randers, Denmark 03-07-13 Member Since 2011
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    "somewhat confusing..."
    What did you like best about Small Gods? What did you like least?

    i found this perticular story to be quite confusing, but i admit that it might be because it took me a long time to get through the book and i only got to listen to it for short amounts of time at any given time so that might be why i had trouble following the story


    Would you be willing to try another book from Terry Pratchett? Why or why not?

    i've read or listened to almost all of his books so indeed yes :)


    What about Nigel Planer’s performance did you like?

    Nigel has a good strong voice that i never get annoyed with or tired of listening to


    Was Small Gods worth the listening time?

    no, but like i said, that might be due to real life making me unable to follow my usual listening habits


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  • Marc Lawrence
    Blaby, Leicestershire, U.K.
    4/4/15
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    "Wonderful"

    An insightful novel which works on a lot of levels, it's an adventure story, a travelogue and a philosophical treatise on the nature of the Church as opposed to religious.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    Nottingham, United Kingdom
    2/12/16
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    "The Tortoise and Religion"

    If you were a believer who new factually, would you still need to believe...? And if a philosopher invented did that make him an inventor and less of a philosopher...? And if the truth was true why did no- one believe...?

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  • A Chamberlain
    Cambridge England
    12/9/15
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    "Good content dated recording"

    A good book but the audio track sounds old, it needs to be redone or cleaned up to improve the overall quality

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  • Rebecca
    12/3/15
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    "Excellent as always"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I am already a Pratchett fan, and so expected to like this audiobook, but I enjoyed it so much that I listened to it twice in a row. I find that with the audiobook you notice small nuances which are swamped when I am reading


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Small Gods?

    The turtle meeting the philosophers


    What about Nigel Planer’s performance did you like?

    Nigel Planers voice is clear and easy to listen to, giving good characterisation and without heavy accents which might be offputting to some.


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  • Mr CEB Risius
    12/1/15
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    "Sharp insightful wit - the work of a genius"
    What made the experience of listening to Small Gods the most enjoyable?

    I think Terry Pratchett was a bona fide genius. Small Gods is full of profound wisdom and sharply insightful thinking underpinning great jokes and vivid characters. I guess as a standalone book it could be a good introduction for those unfamiliar with the Discworld series, although there're no characters in it I love quite as much as some of the witches or the guards of the other works (apart from Death, who is great), so start here then make sure to read more! I think Nigel Planer does a good job. This is one of the first audiobooks I've ever tried and, although it took me a while to get used to it, I really got into it. Definitely worth a listen - the overall conceit is pure genius and it's brilliantly executed.


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  • HettyP
    11/10/15
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    "long winded, but good"

    Still up to Pratchett's usual standard, but it felt like it dragged on a little.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • forester
    UK
    10/22/15
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    "Wonderful book"

    I love this book, it is I think a perfect description of religion and how men twist and change the original thinking. It is my favourite Terry Pratchet. Highly recommended.

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  • Christine
    Coromandel Valley, Australia
    10/21/15
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    "My least favourite so far"

    I've now read the first 13 books and this was my least favourite so far, followed closely by Pyramids (both "ancient civilization" novels); but a least favourite Terry Pratchett is still a better than average book!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • David
    6/17/15
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    "The turtle moves."

    A book exploring the moralities and drive of living creatures in the Pratchett way ; easily a winner. Niger Planer is glorious as always and it seems both author and narrator had really got it sorted by this point.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Rebecca
    Kenilworth, United Kingdom
    4/8/15
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    "Why TP was an atheist"

    First read this probably 15 years ago. Although it has all TPs characteristics of humour and good nature, it is also a quite profound and thoughtful discussion of the natures of religion, belief, morality etc. His greatest skill was always in presenting complex and problematic concepts in a disingenuously light hearted way. This is him at the height of his powers. Gods, how I'm going to miss him.

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