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Small Gods Audiobook

Small Gods: Discworld #13

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Brutha is the Chosen One. His god has spoken to him, admittedly while currently in the shape of a tortoise.

Brutha is a simple lad. He can't read. He can't write. He's pretty good at growing melons. And his wants are few.

He wants to overthrow a huge and corrupt church. He wants to prevent a horribly holy war. He wants to stop the persecution of a philosopher who has dared to suggest that, contrary to the Church's dogma, the Discworld really does go through space on the back of an enormous turtle. (Which is true, but when has that ever mattered?) He wants peace and justice and brotherly love. He wants the Inquisition to stop torturing him now, please.

But most of all, what he really wants, more than anything else, is for his god to choose someone else...

Please note: This is a vintage recording. The audio quality may not be up to modern day standards.

©1992 Terry Pratchett and Lynn Pratchett; (P)1997 ISIS Publishing Ltd.

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    D 03-19-09
    D 03-19-09
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    "More Transparently Cerebral, Flawlessly Executed"

    If you're coming to "Small Gods" from nearly any other Pratchett Series it may fee 'slower'; Pratchett is tackling Organized Religion here, and not in his usual appetizer portions: this is breakfast, lunch, and dinner and it takes a little more time to set the table, but never at the expense of Pratchett's trademark humor, insight, and wit.

    I, too, felt this was slow; until I realized it just wasn't as manic as Pratchett's other books.

    There are not only no familiar characters here (except the Librarian and Death), but there are fewer characters in general and, for a fair portion of the book there are only two making their way through the desert engaged, for the most part, in conversation.

    And this is where Pratchett shows his chops: no dwarfs, no trolls asking "what be a safety catch?" No carnivorous luggage, no zombies, no wizards, no nac mac feegles; yet long after I had finished "Small Gods' I found myself thinking about the characters in this book, how they suffered, changed, and grew, and pondering the story's insights long after I had put space between me and 'Small Gods' with a number of other Pratchett greats.

    I listened to 'Small Gods' again, and it was even better. and no less funny.

    Come on: Planer as a self-absorbed God trapped in the body of a tortoise? This is a very, very funny book. Through and through. I not only think this is Pratchett at his best, I think this is the place Pratchett most likes to be.

    I've probably converted half a dozen literary snobs to Pratchett and "Small Gods" is where I start.

    11 of 11 people found this review helpful
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    Cristy Belton, TX, USA 10-29-06
    Cristy Belton, TX, USA 10-29-06 Member Since 2014
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    "Enjoyable"

    I thought this went on a tiny bit longer than it needed to, but overall I was very impressed. I loved Pratchett's sense of humor and enjoyed the narration very much. I have never read (or listened to) any other Pratchett novels in this series, and I didn't feel that hindered my understanding or enjoyment of this one.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    A. Silver 12-09-03
    A. Silver 12-09-03 Listener Since 2003
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    "Perfect narration for a perfect book"

    Small Gods should be considered one of the greatest books of all time. Terry Pratchett is our modern day Mark Twain, using satire to comment on the state of 'civlization' and also bringing the thinking man or woman a great laugh. The narrator, a regular on the unabridged Pratchett circuit is perfectly matched to this work!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Ilana Montreal, Quebec, Canada 03-31-15
    Ilana Montreal, Quebec, Canada 03-31-15 Member Since 2016

    Audiobooks have literally changed my life. I now actually ENJOY doing mindless chores because they give me plenty of listening time!

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    "A Great Place to Start!"

    Brutha is a novice who works in the garden and is happy to provide melons for the monks who work at the temple, and is also happy enough to stay away from Vorbis, the head Inquisitor and his followers, until the day he somehow comes into Vorbis's notice. He has no idea how this can be and is sure he's in for terrible torture and a very painful death. He doesn't know how to read or write, so what else could Vorbis want with him? But it so happens Brutha has an incredible memory and can't forget a thing, and Vorbis does indeed intend to make good use of him for political purposes. Meanwhile, the Great God Om has appeared to Brutha in the garden in the form of a small turtle who seems to be able to speak only to Brutha, for nobody else can hear him. But how is this possible? Om the Great, Om the Almighty, in whose name Vorbis and the Quisition have been taking countless lives... in the form of a basically powerless turtle?!

    My fist journey into Terry Pratchett's Discworld is a great parody on certain forms of organised religion, the Inquisition and religious wars, and made for a terribly enjoyable read. I'm not sure all the Discworld books will be to my liking, but it certainly makes me want to discover others and I'll definitely want to return to this one— adding it to my pile of favourites of the year!

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    J. HOPPER 01-10-05
    J. HOPPER 01-10-05 Member Since 2015
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    "Pratchett+Planer"

    Nigel Planer reads Terry Pratchett -- it doesn't get much better than this. "Small Gods" is one of my favorite Pratchett books. It has the humor and thoughtfulness that are the hallmarks of his best works.

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    pashopper 10-26-08
    pashopper 10-26-08 Member Since 2009
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    "Better than average but average for Pratchett"

    I love the discworld series.
    If you love it too, then get this one - but save it till you run out of other options.
    Terry Pratchett is brilliant and there are some amusing theological comments but somehow the story is not as engaging as his others and the characters (not used in the other books) are not as memorable.
    But - if you've heard all the others and need a discworld fix - then addiction makes it satisfy.

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    Krystal Veverka West Palm Beach, Florida 08-26-16
    Krystal Veverka West Palm Beach, Florida 08-26-16 Member Since 2015
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    "A book you don't want to end."

    I loved the storyline, but the performance is one of the best I've ever heard. It's really sat with me and has me reinventing the way I narrate in my own head.

    The story is gripping and entertaining- your attention is held even during a journey through a desert. I'm really hoping that the rest of the author's books are just as good. 100% recommend it.

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    Lisa Corona Del Mar, CA, United States 08-28-12
    Lisa Corona Del Mar, CA, United States 08-28-12 Member Since 2010
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    "you'll never think of eagles in the same way"

    This was a great book by a great reader! I like the earlier books of Pratchett where he is trying out his big ideas and concepts and this is one of the better ones. Given that on the Discworld a god's power is dependent on the number of believers, what happens when a god returns to find he has many people who pay lip service but only one believer? Ha - you'll have to read to find out. You can find a plot synopsis almost anywhere on the Internet so let me tell you about the audio book. It is well-voiced, the humor is nuanced and thoroughly enjoyable.

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    Ryan Somerville, MA, United States 09-07-10
    Ryan Somerville, MA, United States 09-07-10 Member Since 2005

    Gen-Xer, software engineer, and lifelong avid reader. Soft spots for sci-fi, fantasy, and history, but I'll read anything good.

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    "great intro to Pratchett"

    People have been recommending Pratchett books to me for a decade and a half, but I never got around to picking one up until now (after Stephen King, I'm a bit leary of prolific authors). I have to say, I enjoyed this one: Monty Python's Life of Brian meets Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, with a little more of a plot. The humor is more light-hearted and irreverent than-laugh-out-loud funny, but Pratchett's thoughts on theology and the excesses of religion (including anti-religion) have an underlying substance that gets the reader to think. Highly quotable, especially if you're a Unitarian. Can anyone recommend another good Pratchett book?

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    Russell 09-16-16
    Russell 09-16-16 Member Since 2012
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    "On point as usual"

    I've enjoyed Mr. Pratchett's books for years now. The way he can and does make us see inside our lives and culture of the human race is simply a gift. Here we have a truly honest discussion hidden in a story so richly detailed that we completely forget there is a parable here. Then every once in a while through the story we a given set prices that remind us that there is indeed a lesson to be learned if only we as a race would listen.



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    "Marvellous miniture theology"

    Small Gods is perhaps one of the neatest and most complete feeling Disc World books. Carrying at it's core a mixture of dark satire and genuine theology, the story of blundering Bruther's involuntary venture into the nature and origin of religion is highly entertaining. The characterisation of the Great God Om as a grumpy one eyed tortoise more preoccupied with his own survival than with the welbeing of his followers is genius. This book promises that you will never look at a tortoise in quite the same way again, (Well, not without thinking, 'There's good eating on one of them', anyway).

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