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Narrated by:
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Michael Gilboe
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By:
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Crissy Moss
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For the last century, one bard after another has come into The Drunken Unicorn to sing about the prophecy blazing from the wall in shiny, blue neon. Galdris, the new owner, has had enough. He'll stop at nothing to remove the prophecy that has tormented him since he bought the inn. Even if it means fulfilling it.
A comedic look at self-fulfilling prophecies.
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I absolutely loved the audio of Prophesy by Barlight and rate it an 8 1/2. I had not expected it to be so funny or so entertaining. At times we actually laughed out loud. The various voices of the characters added to the hilarity and all of the audio was very nicely done. I am older and now and my ebbing time is valuable, so I have no problem stopping a book or audio when it does not entertain adequately. I am only sorry that the story was so short - it is like having only one bite of an amazing cake. Now to get more works by Crissy Moss. I was gifted this audio book for an unbiased review by audioblastdotcom. review done by evithis audio is a 24 minute hoot!!!
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A quick but fun story.
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Amusing Short Story
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I enjoyed listening to this book. Good story with a tight plot. The storyline is dynamic and it keeps you eager to learn the rest.
The story reminded me with some stories from the old European literatures. It combines the elements of comedy and fantasy.
Good audio book
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I don’t normally listen to short stories, I usually read them, but the narrator, Michael Gilboe brought this story to life. The various voices and accompanying tone added to the story, in a nicely done audio production. I think part of the enjoyment I got from listening was because Gilboe made it just like listening to a story by a travelling storyteller - It was perfect for this story.
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Beware the Prophecy
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Quick, Humorous, and Satisfying
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"This audiobook was provided by the author, narrator, or publisher at no cost in exchange for an unbiased review courtesy of AudiobookBlast dot com."Interesting Story
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Well Worth Your Time
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This short story,narrated brilliantly by Michael Gilboe,was conceived with a few words a professor tossed out to his class to make a story from.I enjoyed that fact tossed in at the end.The Inn has stood for hundreds of years.Long ago a Wizard cursed a wall with a curse that will last forever.The latest owner is at his wits end trying to remove the curse.He's tried nearly everything...will he EVER get rid of it?"I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast or MalarHouse dot com"
Prophecy by Barlight
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In under 30 minutes, you can finish this book before the pizza arrives. A quick light hearted short story which is funny and enjoyable to listen to.I was gifted this book
Your going to love it in an instant
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