Orphanage

Jason Wander, Book 1

By: Robert Buettner

Narrated by: Adam Epstein

Length: 8 hrs and 43 mins

Publisher's summary

Mankind's first alien contact tears into Earth: Projectiles launched from Jupiter's moon, Ganymede, vaporize whole cities. Under siege, humanity gambles on one desperate counterstrike. In a spacecraft scavenged from scraps and armed with Vietnam-era weapons, foot soldiers like 18-year-old Jason Wander-orphans that no one will miss-must dare man's first interplanetary voyage and invade Ganymede.

They have one chance to attack, one ship to attack with. Their failure is our extinction.

©2004 Robert Buettner (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

Not the usual stuff

Most SF books I have read lately portray a world of the future where global warming has destroyed or decimated the world, religious zealots have taken over with disastrous results, or capitalism has run amok and impoverished 99% of the population. This book has visited the future without using the liberal agenda as a guide, and is a refreshing change from that template. It is not like you are listening to conservative talk radio. The author simply does not overtly push the liberal agenda. Refreshing!

Good simple action sci-fi

The story is simple with very little technical babble. So if your looking for deep characters and a complex storyline go elsewhere.

You're going to get simple narratives and lots of action which is exactly what I was looking for.

Only negative is that the narrator took a bit of getting used to (it's the first time I've used the increase narration speed option). Once I settled into his style I really began to enjoy it.

Well Done Story

I loved the story, but the story does not stand on its own. It needs a setup and some closure that hints at a series. But besides that, the story was fun and well done and the performance was well done.

Serious and fun. I look forward to the rest of the series.

Half a HOOT--half clever military sci-fi

Ok.....Everyman screw-up post-teen goes to war in space after evil aliens bombard Earth -- and he (painfully) becomes a man. It sounds familiar, but this book (and the inspired narrator) give this story a series of clever twists. If you like books like Redshirts (or the discussions surrounding Bun-bun -- the massive future tank-like armored vehicle in Ringo's Aldenata series -- not the rabbit) quick-witted, quick-moving with lots of wry asides. . .this is a winner. How did I miss this? And there are 4 more on Audible !!! It deals with serious issues along the way, and the plot actually picks up more of an edge as it goes -- but for a refreshing and smart book, you will like it. One reviewer (who still gave it 4 stars) wrote they had fun but that the story was a bit simplistic. Each time I started to think it was simple I realized the author was playing on themes and almost clichés that I was supposed to recognize and anticipate. Then we veered off in another direction. I am really looking forward to book 2 in the series. (I have not read this in print at all so I can't really compare, but this is so good on audible....the inflections of the reading are great.) In conclusion, I note that I review about one in 10 books I listen to. I reviewed this, hope it is useful.

Not fun at all

Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

No, the narration was bad and story wasn't very good either. Had to force myself to finish this book.

How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

Would have used another narrator and made the story less slow.

Would you be willing to try another one of Adam Epstein’s performances?

No, he was awful.

Could you see Orphanage being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

No, the story was not that good.

Good standard Military SF, Terrible Reader

The title of this review is really all I wanted to say. This is workmanlike military science ficton. Not exceptional, but well over the minimum "fair average quality which would pass without objection in the trade." Like all military SF, it's really an extended essay on the stuff that matters in life: duty, sacrifice, competition, friendship, the value of life, and the fear of death, all illustrated by stories featuring the things that entertain us all: violence, sex, and good triumphing over evil. Buettner has his own slant on all of the above. Good for him. What more could we ask?

Mostly we could ask for a reader who doesn't sound like an idiot with a sinus infection. It grates. I suspect Adam Epstein is trying too hard to channel the personality of the first-person narrator, who is a fairly emotional high-school drop-out. But that doesn't make him (or any real-life high-school drop-out) an idiot. The POV character certainly doesn't behave like like an idiot, and the other characters don't react to him as if he were one. The effect is dissonant, and becomes more so as the narrator gains in rank and experience.

Still worth listening to. Hence the three stars, but the paper book would be a better choice.

great but slightly hurt by feminist undertones

The story is honestly very good with original elements and holds up well even with its age. The writing is personal, set in the first person as the protagonist telling their story after it's been completed, and direct without feeling either overly verbose (unlike me) nor unintelligent. The first book, as this is one in a series, sets the stage while keeping things fairly simple compared to the rest of the story and overall. It's clear that the author either served in the military or consulted closely with those that did and integrally understands not just the details of the military but the mindset of those who fight. For me it's nearly a masterpiece....however, if like me you are bothered by such things, it is damaged by the infection of feminist undercurrents. Literally every female character in the book with the exception of the bimbo, whom is written specifically and defined as such, are the best at their job while putting their male counterparts to shame whether it's being an infantry machine gunner or shuttle pilot or the next generation of infantry gunner (who also beats up their male squad mates in first fights because giiiirl power!) It goes slightly out of it's way to make men look like they are lucky to just keep up with the women as bumbling incompetents vs cool professionals. One scene appears to support the very real idea that men are, generally speaking, the sex of choice for executing warfare only to in the very next sentence go "got you, just joking, don't you look stupid for thinking that". Its disappointing to have in a work of such high quality. But if you don't mind or even like such ideologies in you books or media or can get past it then this book and the rest of the series is a must read for any fan of military sci fi. Honestly even if it bugs you like me, it's still likely worth your time.

pleasantly suprised

I normally dont buy books this short. but i was on my phone and didnt have an time. so i took this from the audible list. its was a good story i am continuing the series even thought the books are short. the narrator is decent i just dont like some of his voices. the story is pretty good but i dont feel some of the friendships and depth of the relationships that he alludes to which i blame for the book being short. but lets get to the good. the story moves along and is a good base, author does not forget how long it takes to get places and he does not overlook some technology. so yeah not a first pick but a good pick

Couldn't stop until it was finished

it's actually a really good story, so I am surprised it was on sale for only 3$. Looking forward to read the rest in my library!

if you like starship troopers, you are probably going to like this.

A bit Childish and simple but good

Fast progressing, near future negative first contact story.

If you want something unobtrusive and easy going, than this story deserves your attention.

PS
I hope book 2 will be available soon