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Off to Be the Wizard | [Scott Meyer]

Off to Be the Wizard

It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble. Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.
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Publisher's Summary

It's a simple story. Boy finds proof that reality is a computer program. Boy uses program to manipulate time and space. Boy gets in trouble. Boy flees back in time to Medieval England to live as a wizard while he tries to think of a way to fix things. Boy gets in more trouble.

Oh, and boy meets girl at some point.

Off to Be the Wizard is a light, comedic novel about computers, time travel, and human stupidity, written by Scott Meyer, the creator of the internationally known comic strip Basic Instructions.

Magic will be made! Legends will be created! Stew will be eaten!

©2013 Scott Meyer (P)2013 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.

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    Charles TULSA, OK, United States 03-19-14
    Charles TULSA, OK, United States 03-19-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Fantastic"

    I got this book yesterday and listened to the whole thing almost straight through (a few breaks here or there for some basic sleep etc). I couldn't stop smiling through the whole read- the narration was great and the story really well put together.

    It's funny- very rarely do books actually make me laugh, but this one did. It lays out the parameters for the various plot devices, time travel primarily, quite well and then sticks to them. A lot of books (or movies) with this topic end up all over the place with plot holes or painful logical inconsistencies. Meyer avoids this trap.

    It's certainly not earth shatteringly profound or intense. But it's well written and extremely entertaining. Most importantly, at least for me, it is surprisingly creative and held my attention raptly for the duration- clearly.

    To expose bias, I am clearly in Meyer's demographic- I'm 30 years old and a lifelong geek-child of the techie generation. But I think if you are interested in a book like this, you will probably be of a similar bent and will find the various pop culture references/nods entertaining.

    If you are looking for an engaging, light, happy, and entertaining listen, give this a try. You won't be disappointed.

    27 of 28 people found this review helpful
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    flossdaily Bayonne, NJ, United States 03-31-14
    flossdaily Bayonne, NJ, United States 03-31-14 Member Since 2011

    I value intelligent stories with characters I can relate to. I can appreciate good prose, but a captivating plot is way more important.

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    "Fun and funny... amateur but enjoyable"

    The opening of the book had me worried... it was sloppily written, in fashion to get the plot moving as quickly as possible. The protagonist isn't well thought out... he's smart enough to be an elite hacker, but his intelligence is otherwise absent from anything he does thereafter... for the entire duration of the story.

    The character discovers that he has the powers of a god, but this is quickly forgotten by both him and apparently the author. Like in the movie "Bruce Almighty", we're supposed to believe that our character is so unimaginative and selfish that the only thing he can think to do with his powers is to improve his own little life in small and insignificant ways.

    But before you can get to frustrated with the story, Meyer throws you backwards in time, and the story takes a turn for the weird(er). Here in the past, Meyer has thought things out a little bit more. If he researched the time period, it doesn't really show... but he has built an amusing cast of characters.

    Here the book starts to take on the flavor of Cline's "Ready Player One", one of my favorite light reads. Meyer's characters are funny, and the humor is geared at an audience who is familiar the life of 1980s computer geeks.

    Everything stays fun and light. I wasn't bored for an instant. Oh, and the narration was hilarious.

    The ending was satisfying within the scope of the story... but then, the scope of the story was very small.

    As a listener, what I really longed for was for our hacker protagonist to play around more with the code he's discovered... outside of this one little pocket of use that he's fixated on in the past. Play with more variables... discover things... surprise me.

    Anyway, Meyers has a lot of promise. I hope that he continues writing... and that next time he takes his writing to the next level.

    Good listen for the price. I recommend it if you liked "Ready Player One".



    15 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 08-02-14 Member Since 2013

    Say something about yourself!

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    "What a Surprise!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I cannot recommend this book--and the audio performance--highly enough. A nice, light romp with some intriguing ideas, and characters any sci-fi/fantasy geek will recognize from their own lives. Thoroughly enjoyable!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Martin. Because we share the name "Martin," and because we share a profound distaste for being called "Marty."


    Which character – as performed by Luke Daniels – was your favorite?

    He did a good job all around. I'll stick with Martin.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    The Commodore 64.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    george United States 05-02-14
    george United States 05-02-14 Member Since 2011

    I'm a technician that does a lot of driving for his job. I use the "windshield" time to listen to audiobooks.

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    "Enjoyable story, great narrator."

    This is Scott Meyer's first book. He has an online comic that I've been reading fro a few years also, and so I'm guessing that's where he's honed his writing skill (I think he also used to be a stand up comedian). Anyhow, the story is pretty good, and it's very well written. The narrator, Luke Daniels, does a great job, and I think he really adds something to the audiobook. Both a coworker and I agreed that we will listen to Scott's next book. It's been quite a few books since I've given straight 5 stars all the way across. It's also been a while since I've bothered to write a an actual review. This is worth it.

    7 of 9 people found this review helpful
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    Brian Chicago, Illinois, United States 03-31-14
    Brian Chicago, Illinois, United States 03-31-14 Member Since 2013
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    "An enjoyable surprise!"
    What made the experience of listening to Off to Be the Wizard the most enjoyable?

    I already knew this would be at least half way decent with Luke Daniels narrating. He does an incredible of job of bringing life to the characters. But when I started getting into it, I realized this was a very smart and well written in terms of blending the modern day with magic. I thoroughly enjoyed the Matrix-esque ideas that were presented in a fun way.


    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Scott Santa Clara, CA, United States 05-09-14
    Scott Santa Clara, CA, United States 05-09-14 Member Since 2011
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    "It would be hard to do better!"

    This book is delightful, and a really fun listen. Not too serious, but entertaining, well thought out, charming, intelligent, and nicely-written. Overall, it exceeded my expectations in every way.

    As to the narration—Luke Daniels was unknown to me prior to this book, but I'm an instant fan. He reads like he's telling—rather than reading—the story, and his characterizations are great!
    No—not just great, actually remarkable and amazing! For example, there are very few narrators who can even approximate sarcasm, but for Mr. Daniels, getting it perfect is no problem at all. His portrayal of Phillip, the hero's mentor, is energetic and hilarious. His portrayal of Martin, the hero, is humble, articulate, and spot-on. And he manages female characters without any of the annoying squeakiness or nasal affectations that so many narrators resort to. This guy truly understands his craft.

    If you're looking for a diverting listen that bridges the gap between fantasy and sci-fi in a really fun way, it would be hard to do better.

    6 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Eric Lawrenceville, GA, United States 08-06-14
    Eric Lawrenceville, GA, United States 08-06-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Delightfully Geeky"

    This book has a very fun story with a lot of geeky references and belly laughs. The narrator does a great job as well.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Ethan M. Cambridge, MA 08-05-14
    Ethan M. Cambridge, MA 08-05-14 Member Since 2000

    On Audible since the late 1990s, mostly science fiction, fantasy, history & science. I rarely review 1-2 star books that I can't get through

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    "Bad fan fiction, entertainingly read"

    I came into this book with high hopes - it had been compared to Ready Player One, which was a really fun young adult style wish-fulfillment romp for grown up geeks. I understand the comparison, since this is also a wish-fulfillment romp for grown up geeks, but, man, is this book bad.

    It is badly written, and not just in a first novel kind of way. It is full of awkward phrases and mediocre descriptions, sure, but the problem goes deeper. The novel is set in Medieval England, but there is no attempt to actually engage with the setting which is barely described, and everyone acts (and talks) like 21st century stock characters.

    It is badly plotted. Very little happens overall, and much of it makes little sense. This would be okay if the author wasn't trying to justify consistent rules for the universe he creates, but Meyer spends a lot of time setting up the world and magic system, making all of the glaring logic problems hard to ignore. Further, much of the joy of a time travel novel is seeing the interaction between the time traveler and the setting, but the main character is entirely incurious and Meyer uses the excuse of an "alternate timeline" to avoid any consequences of their actions.

    That leaves us with the humor, which many people seem to like. I am a fan of geek reference humor (see: Scalzi, Stross, Ready Player One, etc) but this generally fell flat, though there were some cute moments. More troubling is the fan-fiction feel to the whole novel, where all the main characters are all-powerful computer geeks in a world full of dumb brawny people. And, of course, there are no women in the novel for reasons that are, ultimately, both stupid and insulting. At least the reader does a game job, providing excellent, completely over-the-top voices to accompany the story.

    The reviews of the book repeatedly mention that it is good value for money, since it is a cheap self-published novel. It may be worth the money per page, but it isn't worth 10 hours of your time. There are many better books out there to scratch your geek wish fulfillment fantasy.

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Jennifer Crofton, MD, United States 08-04-14
    Jennifer Crofton, MD, United States 08-04-14 Member Since 2012

    sugarpucker

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    "Hilarious"

    This book was hilarious. It was fun and funny. And Luke Daniels, as always, nails it. I was worried it was going to be ridiculous (in a bad way), but it turns out it was ridiculous (in a good way).

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Matt Daphne, AL 07-31-14
    Matt Daphne, AL 07-31-14
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    "Surprisingly good"

    I don't normally enjoy humor-fantasy. e.g. Try as I might, Terry Pratchett, as much as I appreciate his talent, doesn't do much for me. But I enjoyed this one from beginning to end. Equal parts funny, original and engaging. I look forward to the next one.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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