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Monster in My Closet | [R. L. Naquin]

Monster in My Closet

I stopped believing in monsters long ago. But I knew I wasn't imagining things when I found one in my kitchen baking muffins. I'd seen him before: lurking in my closet, scaring the crap out of my five-year-old self. Turns out that was a misunderstanding, and now Maurice needs a place to stay. How could I say no? After all, I've always been a magnet for the emotionally needy, and not just in my work as a wedding planner. Being able to sense the feelings of others can be a major pain.
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Publisher's Summary

I stopped believing in monsters long ago. But I knew I wasn't imagining things when I found one in my kitchen baking muffins. I'd seen him before: lurking in my closet, scaring the crap out of my five-year-old self. Turns out that was a misunderstanding, and now Maurice needs a place to stay. How could I say no?

After all, I've always been a magnet for the emotionally needy, and not just in my work as a wedding planner. Being able to sense the feelings of others can be a major pain. Don't get me wrong, I like helping people - and non-people. But this ability has turned me into a gourmet feast for an incubus, a demon that feeds off emotional energy. Now, brides are dropping dead all over town, and my home has become a safe house for the supernatural. I must learn to focus my powers and defeat the demon, before he snacks on another innocent woman and comes looking for the main course.

©2012 R. L. Naquin (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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    Teresa NAMPA, ID, United States 05-29-14
    Teresa NAMPA, ID, United States 05-29-14 Member Since 2011

    Hello, my name is Teresa and I'm an addict.

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    "Quirky with Unusual Characters."

    Right away I knew this would be a good book. I was engaged with the silliness right from the beginning. I loved finding out what monster was coming next in the story. There are both good monsters and evil monsters, the trick is to figure out who is who. There's also a sexy guy that is all kinds of delish and I think there is promise there. Overall a fluffy story. ***spoiler*** there was a rape scene at the end that was a bit disturbing and then glossed over a little too much. I did think the heroine was a little naïve, not to check on her friends when she knew a monster was targeting them. A fast pasted audio that made the day go by super-fast. Narrator is good and I will be defiantly getting the next book in this series.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Gayle 10-27-12
    Gayle 10-27-12
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    "Loved This Story!"

    In spite of how scary the idea and description of a Closet Monster sounds, Maurice is charming! The narration of Rebecca Gibel made Maurice sound like a cuddly guy I wanted to hug! I can't WAIT to see where the next book in the series takes us. HIGHLY recommended - Book, Author & Narrator!

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Meghan Beaver Dams, NY, United States 01-05-14
    Meghan Beaver Dams, NY, United States 01-05-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Thank you Audible"

    So this was actually a whim buy for me. Audible had it on a list of recommended books for me. I can not tell you how happy I am to have started this series. I have now read/listened through book 3. I think it is now one of my favorite series. A lot of times when reading/writing reviews we say new and interesting idea. I can actually say that this is one of the most inventive books I have read in years. It is a fun paranormal book that is not the same old vampire/warewolf/kick butt heroines that all the books seem to center around. There is no love triangle either which is also a fantastic change.

    How many time are you going to get to read about a lovable closet monster. It is a nice change of pace to read about random and different "monsters". I don't think that they even once mentioned vampires. Maurice the mothering hen closet monster, Iris the quiet flower loving Yeti, Bruce the pygmy dragon, and Milo the fennec fox made this book well worth the read all on their own.

    To make it even better the main character kind of reminds me of Stephanie Plum and Jane Jamison. She is funny and quirky and in way over her head most of the time. Through help from new friends and old she seems to find a way to make it through. Plus whats not to love when a line like "what if everything Andrew was saying was a wheelbarrow full of manure from a flying circus elephant" There were a couple lines like that through out the book that not only cracked me up but stuck in my head.

    I also like that there is romance in the book but it is not the main story line or even the secondary story line. It is interwoven in the story with out over taking it. Plus Riley's job makes it all even more interesting.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Pat LORENA, TX, United States 09-10-12
    Pat LORENA, TX, United States 09-10-12 Member Since 2012

    I enjoy many types of books and am always looking for new authors to read and listen too. I enjoy reading the reviews and adding my own from time to time.

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    "Not all monsters are scary"
    What made the experience of listening to Monster in My Closet the most enjoyable?

    The story itself made the listening experience enjoyable. Narration was very good as there are enough differences in voice inflection and depth of voice plus drawling speech when necessary to make characters distinguished from one another. Characters that needed from the dialogue to sound menacing sounded that way. It was well done and really easy to listen to. I never fought the narration as I have with some narrators. I would listen to this narrator again.


    What other book might you compare Monster in My Closet to and why?

    Possibly, I would compare it to The Care And Feeding Of Stray Vampires. They are similar in some respects but clearly different story line overall.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    There were numerous scenes with Maurice, the closet monster that were really memorable but I can't say any one scene was my favorite. Perhaps another listen with my ears attuned for finer points of the book is in order.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I never cried at all but laughed a lot. It is very funny with character interaction from the closet monster and heroine. There were of course some tearful moments too and of course a bad guy but overall it was humorous.


    Any additional comments?

    I would recommend this book for a very entertaining and light read. It is not one you have to be alone with no outside interference which would cause problems with listening. Some books you need to listen to at home only as outside noises distract you too much. This is not that kind of book.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    a Los Angeles, CA, United States 02-14-13
    a Los Angeles, CA, United States 02-14-13 Member Since 2010
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    What disappointed you about Monster in My Closet?


    Any additional comments?

    The actual prose was ok but the heroine is a selfish idiot (which is weird for someone whose life literally revolved around other people) and the plot got ridiculous.

    It started out reasonably well but ultimately it turned into a creepy rape-fest with very few redeeming features.

    There are authors who are capable of mixing the serious (even the absolutely awful) with the gloriously frivolous, sadly this author is currently not one of them.

    5 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Martha 09-25-14
    Martha 09-25-14 Member Since 2008
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    "Love the characters!"

    This is a fun series. I loved the monster characters as well as the humans. The narrator did a great job too!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Via Jingellic, Australia 02-22-14
    Rebecca Via Jingellic, Australia 02-22-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Loved it loved it loved it"

    I was not sure about this book but got it on a whim in a sale.
    What can I say I loved it........
    I loved everything about it. From the descriptions of Zoey's very individual sense of fashion to the dialogue going on in her head I was hooked from the start.
    The descriptions of the different monsters and creatures are awesome and so un-like what you would expect that I was entertained all the way through.
    I LOVED Maurice the housekeeping Monster and the hot sexy Reaper.
    Rebecca Gibel does an awesome job at bringing Zoey and her internal dialogue to mind, so well that I was laughing out loud at more than one point, her character voices are wonderful and I was totally enchanted by the entire book.
    I am downloading the next installment as I write this and can't wait to get started.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Michele 01-22-14
    Michele 01-22-14 Member Since 2012
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    "A suprisingly erotic and amusing bedtime story"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this book for light listening; however, be sure to check your earplugs for overhearing the story in company of others. At first I thought it was a children's story but found out a little later just how interesting it was.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Monster in My Closet?

    The first time I found out others could hear my story because of the way the plug was inserted into the kindle. My husband asked me what I listening to because he heard alot of erotic noise. From that time on I made sure it could not be heard by others.


    Have you listened to any of Rebecca Gibel’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No, but ended up listening to it when I could.


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Lorfet 01-16-14
    Lorfet 01-16-14
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    "Entertaining"

    This was entertaining and enjoyable. It kept and held my imagination throughout the story. The narrator did a good job with reading the book and helping develop the characters and keeping their voices distinct and individual. I would recommend this book for light reading and purely entertainment value.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jessie MADISON, WI, United States 11-29-13
    Jessie MADISON, WI, United States 11-29-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Love the universe"
    Would you listen to Monster in My Closet again? Why?

    Probably will while falling asleep eventually, though I like Neil Gaiman's readings much better for falling asleep to. The narration isn't the best, but then again, american accents bother me..


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Morice. He is a closet monster. I love this.


    Did Rebecca Gibel do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    Yes. They each had their own voice, though two of the male characters' voices blurred a bit.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • sharon
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    "Cheerful fantasy..."

    Fancy waking up and finding a cupboard monster baking in your kitchen, this is the opening salvo with Zoey brandishing a toilet brush in hand.
    I was able to picture this offbeat fantasy throughout, it also made me a little wistful, oh to live in a world with fairies, miniature dragons, brownies and malevolent demons.
    Fast paced, a touch of romance and a lot of fun, was definitely diverted.
    A little gem if you just want a light read and to escape for a short time.

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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