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Jam

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Publisher's Summary

We were prepared for an earthquake. We had a flood plan in place. We could even have dealt with zombies. Probably. But no one expected the end to be quite so…sticky…or strawberry scented.

Yahtzee Croshaw (Mogworld, Zero Punctuation Reviews) returns to audiobooks with a follow-up to his smash-hit debut: Jam, a dark comedy about the one apocalypse no one predicted.

©2012 Yahtzee Croshaw (P)2013 Yahtzee Croshaw

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    Alyssa 04-23-14
    Alyssa 04-23-14 Member Since 2009

    I listen to books when I'm at work or doing chores. I prefer history and fantasy. My favorite audio book is Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.

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    "One Step Forward, Two Steps Back"

    After reading Mogworld, I was hopeful that Yahtzee Croshaw would develop into a decent writer. He has made some steps towards refining his technical skills. I noticed less word repetition and fewer abuses of adverbs in dialogue attribution (though they're still there). Unfortunately, this is a book with only one joke and it wears out very fast.

    I had the opposite experience with this book as I had with Mogworld. Croshaw's first book starts out slow and stilted and builds into something humorous and meaningful. This book elicits chuckles right away but they quickly subside into a long, awkward silence. Each of the secondary characters has only one trait, a problem that is continuously highlighted by Croshaw's reading as he gives each of them a voice and never, ever varies his delivery to fit the situation. The main character doesn't even get one defining trait. His behavior and abilities are erratic and function as the plot demands. I got the impression that the problem was the character never developed a strong enough voice of his own and so Croshaw kept slipping back into his own voice while trying to write him; hence why he is at times the keen sardonic observer, the moral compass, the clueless idiot, and the selfish bastard with no moral sensibilities at all. All these characteristics could be worked into an arc of some sort but that's not the case here. This is showcased by an early scene in which the main is instructed to save a spider, he lists all the reasons he's not going to do so, then spontaneously changes his mind and becomes powerfully and instantly attached to the stupid thing for no discernible reason. Sometimes the main knows just what to do to save the situation, sometimes he's a helpless bunny, and sometimes he magically knows things he would have no possible way of knowing. It's just bad writing. Also, I finished this book only a few days ago and I can't remember anyone's name except Mary the spider.

    This book needed to be half the length. There is no reason for it to go on the way it does repeating the same jokes over and over. There is a sense that this book was only written to cash in on the apocalypse craze and not because Croshaw felt any particular interest in the subject. I can only hope he takes his growing skills and applies them to a subject he cares about. Here's hoping he tries his hand at horror next.

    11 of 13 people found this review helpful
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    Caitlin Y. 08-20-14
    Caitlin Y. 08-20-14
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    "Monotonous delivery, good story"
    Would you listen to Jam again? Why?

    No. The author's delivery is too slow-paced and monotonous for me, it was like listening to a lecturer read from a textbook. Would definitely read the book again, however.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Jam?

    When the garbage bag hipsters find out about the Goliath Bird-Eater.


    What do you think the narrator could have done better?

    Given Yahtzee's energetic, breathless game reviews, he turns in a surprisingly slow-paced and monotonous performance for this ebook. It may be that I'm just too used to his review pacing, but I had to turn off the audiobook halfway through and read my physical copy.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    No, it's far too long for that. I would prefer to listen to it in 30 minute to hour-long segments.


    Any additional comments?

    An original idea, well-written (if not very likeable) characters, and enough twists to keep you entertained.

    4 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Beau Marietta, GA, United States 03-07-14
    Beau Marietta, GA, United States 03-07-14 Member Since 2015

    I like a book that mixes horror and comedy - it's an awkward blend of suspense and release.

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    "Ironic layers of irony. It's an Ironic Onion."

    FUN story! Good laughs! Awkward writing?

    Having the author narrate the story was an incredible plus. He brought it to life!

    But -- and this is a very odd but -- as a student of writing, (trying to become a writer) he breaks so many rules of writing. And I am in awe of how well the story works despite these things, that I have to wonder, did he do this intentionally? A large theme of the story is irony, so, is it possible he (obsessively) overused adverbs (ironically)? Or he overused dialog hinting? -- (he inquired, questioningly.)

    I'm going to research that. Because, if so, then wow I'd want to change my overall rating of the story. As it stands, the abuse of adverbs is only a minor distraction, and probably only because I've been reading so many how-to-write books that consider adverbs the illegitimate bastard of literature. I'd imagine most readers of apocalyptic comedies couldn't care about stuff like that.

    Hopefully/probably those things are an ironic tip of the hat to English Lit students? Maybe this whole thing is like a parody in the way that "Spinal Tap" is a parody of heavy metal rockumentaries, and only other musicians get most of the jokes.

    If so, I'm thrilled that I was in on that part. If that wasn't the goal, if I were the author, I would absolutely adjust the marketing to add that part in there.

    Either way, it was a fun enough book, and my kids even enjoyed listening to it with me on occasion.

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Zak 9th Circle, Hell 11-25-13
    Zak 9th Circle, Hell 11-25-13

    Vargas the Mad

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    "Loved It"
    What made the experience of listening to Jam the most enjoyable?

    The story was unique and imaginative. I was kept on the edge of my seat wanting to know what happens next. The story is well written, and even with the clues and foreshadowing I was not able to guess the truth.


    What other book might you compare Jam to and why?

    I have not read any books that compare to Jam. It is very unique.


    What does Yahtzee Croshaw bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Yahtzee's performance was excellent. His voice acting made the story come alive in my imagination. The voices added another dimension to the personalities that I would not have gotten from reading the book. You could tell every character by their voice and pick up on other subtleties such as emotion.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book was fairly comical despite the tragedies and I had some laughs.


    Any additional comments?

    I was very engaged in the story. I couldn't stop listening to it and finished it in little over a day.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Lasse brøndby, Denmark 12-02-13
    Lasse brøndby, Denmark 12-02-13

    Say something about yourself!

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    "I did like this audiobook"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes i will recommend this to others. Even do i liked his First book "Mogworld" better, I still enjoyd this one.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Jam?

    I think the start was the best part of the book.
    The ending of the book could have gone in many directions, which made me want to hear the ending.


    Have you listened to any of Yahtzee Croshaw’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes i have listen to "Mogworld", which in my oppinion is better.
    I like his voice, and i think he narrated it good.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I did laugh sometimes, while listning to this book.


    3 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Byrnvif A place 01-01-14
    Byrnvif A place 01-01-14
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    "Yahtzee, I shouldn't need to say more, but have to"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, I would recommend this book to a friend. Why? Jam. This story is the apocalypse no one saw coming, and from that idea it sparks the imagination of what really could end civilization. Normally when we think of the end of the world, we go with zombies, or nukes, or flesh eating disease, or aliens, not our breakfast spreads. I remember telling a friend about one scene, but I did not mention the type of apocalypse and asked her what kind she thought it was. She didn't know how to respond so I gave these options, A) zombies B) nukes, C) flesh eating disease or D) Jam. Of course she thought jam was a joke, and was surprised to find that jam was the answer. That is the magic of the story, it doesn't have to be one of the normal apocalypse type books, and in the sea of cliched zombie and nuclear holocaust stories (sorry Fallout but nuclear winter is used to often) is this shining example of originality.


    What other book might you compare Jam to and why?

    There are no books that compare to jam. I have never heard of any legitimate apocalypse book about anything as ridiculous as man eating strawberry jam, and I believe it takes the originality of Yahtzee to write this apocalypse.


    What about Yahtzee Croshaw’s performance did you like?

    It is Yahtzee, need I say more? Yes? Really? I have to? Fine. Listening to this book is like listening to Zero Punctuation for 14+ hours. It was amazing, as Yahtzee's voice has always been one of those You Tubers that has really gotten my attention and made me love to watch his content. Naturally any fan of Zero Punctuation would enjoy Yahtzee's performance and any outsider would gladly accept the voice of Yahtzee into the story. Also I find it perfectly fitting that the author took the extra time to narrorate the audio book, it wouldn't have felt the same if he didn't.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Yes, the whole thing. I know that is more of a cop-out answer but it is true. I found the whole book compelling, from *spoiler* Frank dying (the spoiler alert I don't care about because it happens in the first five minutes of the book), to the gradual realization that only idiots and weirdos survived the jam, because they either A) Did not get up before rush hour and lived about six feet, or B) went to work before rush hour (but only weirdos go to work before rush hour). Also the idea of two major post-apocalypse settlements was nice, seeing as one was for the high class weirdo business people, and the other for all the twenty year old morons who didn't have jobs.


    Any additional comments?

    My only warning is that Jam is full of a lot of idiotic characters (which may bother people judging from another review), especially the main characters (minus Dawn, who is there constantly calling the other main characters dip$h*ts, and other derogatory names), though I feel as if the book is populated full of idiots because of Yahtzee's line of work. In his reviews, he constantly points out the idiocy in story characters, which gives him a deeper understanding of idiots.

    4 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Colt taylor 09-29-16
    Colt taylor 09-29-16 Member Since 2016
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    "the floor isn't quite lava"

    but it sure is close. a perilous adventure through an apocalyptic setting, and ironies within ironies.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Clayton Seymour 09-27-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Fun story"

    My only complaint is that done of the twists are a bit predictable. otherwise, loved it!

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    William Neibloom 08-29-16
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    "Fun and enjoyable totally worth it"

    I really enjoy Yatzees style and preformance. I love mogworld and after reading it left me wanting more. The stories are great with wonderfully memerable characters that really make me feel immerst in the world and Yahtzees narration just makes it better. An enjoyable read that i can come back and listen to again and again. Absolutly worth the purchase and i egerly wait for more from him.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    George Washington 08-26-16 Member Since 2016
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    "7.8"

    Well, it's pretty good. It's written by Yahtzee, so it's perfect. 7.8/10, too much jam.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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  • S. Lamb
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    1/20/15
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    "Loved it!"

    Second wonderful book from the author, I loved every minute. Looking forward to whatever comes next!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Ryan Chandler
    9/12/14
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    "GREAT"
    What did you like most about Jam?

    Well the book has substance :)


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Don or Travis as they play vital roles and Don's sarcasm always at Travis is always humorous


    Which character – as performed by Yahtzee Croshaw – was your favourite?

    Don or Travis as they play vital roles and Don's sarcasm always at Travis is always humorous


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Funnest book ive read yet


    Any additional comments?

    Worth the token. RECOMMENDED

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Lizzie
    Bristol, United Kingdom
    12/8/15
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    "Daft but fine."

    Yahtze has a pleasant reading style in this narration and characters are recognisable without being hammy.

    I liked the story (preferred Mogworld) even though it was a bit dumb. It's an easy listen with plenty of smirk moments and an uncomplicated but original plot.

    The characters are stereotypes: the soldier, the stoner, the "girl", the nerd, the hipster etc, but it is still a little jarring when they die horrifically.

    Destruction of civilisation and widespread death in this book is handled in a very surrealistic way which only the protagonist and yourself notice. I is not a book to read if you are looking for a realistic depiction of an apocalypse. This is a cartoon in the form of a novel.

    If you approach this with the right relaxed open mindset it can be an enjoyable story.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Ed Robson
    9/22/16
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    "meta apocalyptic fun"

    Yahtzee is a wonderful narrator, a witty well told story only lacking a decent ending

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mr C.
    9/14/16
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    "Loved it"

    Great, silly fun with more than a few laugh out loud moments. Yahtzee does a top job of giving the characters their own manner of speaking.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • James
    8/16/16
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    "Good"

    Not as good as Mogworld. Still enjoyable. Just felt it ended with a bit of a jolt.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    7/19/16
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    "Utterly strange, but utterly endearing"

    I can't recommend this more. Anyone who loves Douglas Adams will certainly love this too.

    Also, it has to be said that any writer who can make strawberry jam threatening deserves some sort of award!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Andy
    6/13/16
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    "Great funny story, shame about some characters"

    I loved the book throughout it appears though at the end there are big question marks over what happened to some chacters. I don't want to spoil anything but some of what happens to some of the charters leaves a sour taste in my mouth for what was otherwise a fantastic little story with laugh out loud moments throughout

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Sean Payne
    6/11/16
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    "The apocalypse via way of internet subculture"

    Yahtzee has a very specific talent in being able to tell a story about incompetent, selfish people that we love to hate in such a way that we want to know what happens next to them. I can't think of one character in Jam who I can justify as being worth "rooting for" (I ended up backing Dom who is infuriatingly single-minded in his pursuit of a hard drive and yet the most direct in terms of taking action). It is like Yahtzee has distilled his distaste for humanity (and, more specifically, internet "culture") in these characters and has thrown them into an absurd yet intriguing apocalypse scenario involving man-eating jam. In many respects, I suppose he has given us characters that actually behave like real people albeit through a cynical lens. If you like Yahtzee's review work or his games, or if you like the Douglas Adams/Terry Pratchett style of story, I'd say give this a go. The story is slow in places but there are some terrific narrative beats that have made me come back for a listen at least a couple of times.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    4/12/16
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    "Great read"

    Excellent second novel by Yahtzee Crowshaw, very engrossing with relatable characters. Funny, witty and marvellous

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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