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Honeymoon of the Dead | [Tate Hallaway]

Honeymoon of the Dead

In wintry Wisconsin, occult bookseller - and witch - Garnet Lacey isn't immune to the cold. But even though her new vampire husband doesn't actually have a pulse, love will keep them warm - if the honeymoon doesn't drive them apart. Thanks to a vengeful frost demon, instead of a gothic honeymoon in Transylvania, Garnet and Sebastian are stuck in exotic Minneapolis, Minnesota. And with gods and goddesses running amok all over town, Garnet can't seem to find much quality time for her new hubby....
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Publisher's Summary

The latest in the bewitching series from the author of Dead if I Do

In wintry Wisconsin, occult bookseller - and witch - Garnet Lacey isn't immune to the cold. But even though her new vampire husband doesn't actually have a pulse, love will keep them warm - if the honeymoon doesn't drive them apart. Thanks to a vengeful frost demon, instead of a gothic honeymoon in Transylvania, Garnet and Sebastian are stuck in exotic Minneapolis, Minnesota. And with gods and goddesses running amok all over town, Garnet can't seem to find much quality time for her new hubby....

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    doroorothy 11-02-13
    doroorothy 11-02-13 Member Since 2010
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    "last (hopefully only for now) of a funny series"
    Would you listen to Honeymoon of the Dead again? Why?

    I'd listen to the entire series again! well written, entertaining and well thought out


    What did you like best about this story?

    the whole thing. characters are well developed and consistent throughout. the slightly sarcastic tone enhanced the narrative and well, i laughed myself silly. a few tears too...


    Which scene was your favorite?

    no favorite as there was always more


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    absolutely! after listening to one of the books i bought the rest and listened to them all, forsaking all others loaded on my ipod!!


    Any additional comments?

    Listen to this series- and I hope there are more volumes to be written!!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Joanne Scottsdale, AZ, United States 03-04-15
    Joanne Scottsdale, AZ, United States 03-04-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Great narrator, stupid heroine"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    The heroine behaves in stupid ways. She is a smart witch but oh my god, she ruminates for hours then behaves in a very scatterbrained manner.


    What could Tate Hallaway have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Garnet could be a great heroine but in Honeymoon of the Dead, she out does herself in transparent and ridiculous schemes that anyone can see through. She doesn't want to tell Sebastian about the hotel room trashed by Lilith because he'll be mad. What is this--I Love Lucy? Ricky will be angry so Lucy must think up a way to distract him?


    Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Amanda Ronconi saved this book and the series. Thanks to her skill, you can forgive garnet's ridiculous musings. Ronconi can read (almost) anything and make the it sound better than it was written.


    Was Honeymoon of the Dead worth the listening time?

    No. I couldn't finish it because one foolish decision begets another until you want to smack garnet. My friend couldn't get through the first book because garnet irritated her too much. I made it to the 4th book!


    Any additional comments?

    Thank you, Amanda Ronconi!

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    Maureen O'Hara 06-15-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Another awesome adventure!"

    Great, fast-paced, adventure and romance. A struggle between goddesses and a hero cat! I hope the next book is written and recorded soon! The narrator is awesome as always!

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    Rhonda Richmond, VA 05-28-15
    Rhonda Richmond, VA 05-28-15 Member Since 2013

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    "These books need to be longer..."

    I like these books...they just need to be a bit longer. The stories are good, I like the main characters and the narrator is awesome!

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    Lauren nicole 05-02-15 Member Since 2014
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    "love love love this story hope we get more "

    love this series listen to it again and again. great voice work great story love

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    Amazon Customer 04-20-15

    Home for the Holidays

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    "our heroine developes a brain"

    I really like this narrator. I rarely get confused with the changing voices of the different characters. This is a mindless entertainment. I laugh at some of the jokes and fast forward through the gratuitous sex scenes. They're hot for each other, we get it. I keep going because I like this author's snarky sense of humor. Some of the characters a endearing too. I wouldn't read a second time, and will probably forget all about it fairly quickly but sometime I want a story that doesn't take a lot effort.

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    dvd watcher 02-12-15
    dvd watcher 02-12-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Fun light hearted story, Less intimate better."

    Fun enough, enjoyable. Light hearted. Good character development. No lasting literary value other than a story heard. Nothing to ponder or reflect on. Completed 4 books in 4 days. Could very much do without the intimate details of whats in who literally worded as such. This wastes about 10 minutes of a 9 hour book. Would consider the stories as rated R at least. Would consider other books by author.

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    Dennis SCHAUMBURG, ILLINOIS, United States 02-01-15
    Dennis SCHAUMBURG, ILLINOIS, United States 02-01-15 Member Since 2006
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    "Really ditzy main character, poor editing"

    The main character drove me insane with her stupidity. The plot was really predictable. I had a really hard time finishing the book.

    The editing was so poor. There were a few times where I was totally confused. One minute the husband is in jail and the next minute they are in a coffee shop.
    This type of error happened several times.

    The narrator mispronounced several words which always drives me nuts. If you're going to be a narrator for a living, get your act together.

    Would recommend that you stear clear of this series.

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    G. Baker US 01-24-15
    G. Baker US 01-24-15 Member Since 2012

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    "More please!"

    I have enjoyed the whole series. I'm a huge Amanda Ronconi fan.

    Hallaway crafted a great world and story that is relatable and fantastic. I would like to know more about Izzy, Mat and Hero, maybe an off shoot for them and William? Or maybe we could go backward in Sebastian's life? Life the Half-Moon Hallow series, all I can say in, "More please?"

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    JoAnne 01-20-15
    JoAnne 01-20-15 Member Since 2011
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    "hopefully more is to come"

    I never know what to write in a review as this is just my point of view. I will not tell the story to show I read, as i like reviews that say they what they thought not let the cat out of the bag. But I loved this whole series and was glad to find this one at audible.com and to have my favorite reader reading it was even better. this is still moving the story forward and showung how the charaters grow or not. I truely hope there's more to come. Thank you Tate Hallaway for the story and a big yes to Amanda Ronconi reading it. two great this together made for a great book and read.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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