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Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest | [A. Lee Martinez]

Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest

Witness the epic battle of the cyclops! Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying. Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare! Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later. On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world.
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Publisher's Summary

Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!

Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.

Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!

Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.

On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.

A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.

©2013 A. Lee Martinez (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Andromeda US 02-15-14
    Andromeda US 02-15-14 Member Since 2012
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    "A new twist on heroic quests, bossy gods and myth"
    Where does Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    In the middle. I've definitely listened to better, but there are many books out that there are worse.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    The challenges were insteresting. I loved that they had dinner with one opponent, pre-battle, and that mystery house had such a mystery. The least interesting parts were everything related to Helen. She had the random droll comment but most of her story line was a never-ending self-awareness conversation about her own mythological-ness. It wasn't amusing or interesting...just long. And repetitive.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Dinner with the cyclops.


    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Elizabeth winter Park, FL, United States 02-11-14
    Elizabeth winter Park, FL, United States 02-11-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Not So Epic"
    What was most disappointing about A. Lee Martinez’s story?

    For me it was the predictability of the story and the appallingly forced romance. To me there is nothing worse than a fake romance.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Khristine Hvam’s performances?

    Sure, her voice neither detracted nor enhanced the story


    0 of 2 people found this review helpful
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