Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!
Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.
Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!
Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.
On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.
A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.
©2013 A. Lee Martinez (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
It's a ridiculous plot written so that it is amusing and the reader just accepts, "Sure - it's a minotaur who just, y'know, has to go through regular high school life being gigantic with horns." It's a little bit about the way narrative arcs tend to follow patterns; a little bit about personal agency; a little bit more than pretty good. It's got a bit of a pat ending, but there are worse things.
I've read a few A. Lee Martinez, and this one did not disappoint. Lightweight and silly, they are definitely worth listening to if you like humor. There are better books out there that will really have you rolling on the floor laughing, with characters and a plot you can sink your teeth into. However, if you are out of those to read, Martinez will get you through until you find something better.
This was a fun story. My best attempt at describing it would be a "light", younger audience version of American Gods. The narrator did a great job and the story has few slow spots.
Humorous romp with a enough human compassion to keep it grounded in the fantasy world.
Just plain fun, this story takes you on an updated ride through ancient quests. The notion that beasts mythical in our normal world are just regular folks pokes good fun at "diversity" in gender, racial and ethnic politics. The gratuitous fighting is not so violent and the moral to "be yourself" is not too heavy-handed. A fun listen.
People say I resemble my dog (and vice-versa). He can hear sounds I can't hear, but I'm the one who listens to audiobooks.
At first, I would not recommend this type of audiobook to my wife. Fantasy and sci-fi was just not her thing, no matter how good I thought it was. Then she tried one by accident, and loved it. Then I recommended another, and she loved it. I can't recommend everything to her -- one wrong move and she'll probably revert to her initial stance of not liking the genre. Helen and Troy, however, will be one that heartily recommend. The humor helps -- and the good humor inherent in the writing and the reading.
The subject matter is not original, but the charismatic characters and cheerful tone make it stand out as unique. Others have imagined our world, as it exists in reality for us, peopled by magical or supernatural or mythological beings (cf. of course Harry Potter). Helen and Troy live in such a world, where an ordinary young woman like Helen can have familiar problems but also be a minotaur, and she can be sent on a magical quest by a god (one of many) that she meets in the burger joint where she and Troy work, and she and Troy can be recruited by an FBI-CIA-type agency to carry out that quest.
On one hand, the consistency of the world created by A. Lee Martinez makes it work, but on the other hand it's the humor and good humor that make that world and its characters so likeable -- sorry to be repetitive, but humor is one thing, something that makes you laugh, which is frequent while listening to this book, but good humor doesn't mean that the laughs are good, it means that it's all done with a jovial spirit that is irresistible. And it is.
Helen is another wonderfully empowered young woman, not least because she has minotaur blood, and her youthful sarcasm never bites, as performed by Khristine Hvam. But with all due respect, my favorite character was Nigel the Orc. An accountant in a world of gods and monsters that has been thoroughly updated to 21st century civilization, he first buys into the traditional violent villainy of being an Orc, but then discovers that it is more heroic to be an enlightened creature. Wonderful stuff, especially with the cockney accent Hvam gives him and the other Orcs.
There has been a lot of snow in the Northeast US this winter. I've had to shovel the sidewalk three days in a row now. Not just shovel -- I've had to scrape the ice off my heavily trafficked sidewalk. I listened to much of this book while doing that. So not one sitting -- just a tad too long for that -- but definitely a big help in getting through a tedious chore.
As I said, the idea of placing magical, mythical beings in a normal human setting is not original. Beyond the obvious Harry Potter, Neil Gaiman's American Gods imagined our contemporary world with the pantheon of ancient gods living ordinary lives among the mere morals, Hard Magic peopled the film noir world of the gangster era with people possessing magical powers, Christopher Moore's entire body of work (mostly) takes them one at a time, and on the big and small screen, and in comic books, we've seen X-Men, Heroes, Alphas, The 4400, etc. etc. etc. (not to mention countless vampires and werewolves, which I mostly hate).
In this context, I'm not sure why I even decided to try Helen and Troy, since the last time I went for something in this sub-genre (Hard Magic), I was sorely disappointed and felt that the territory was too well trodden. But I'd seen Martinez mentioned often alongside authors I like (like Moore), so I gave it a shot, and am glad I did, because Martinez makes it work beyond its well-worn territory with, as I've already said more than once, the humor and the characters and the tone.
There is no better way to describe this book than to say that it is absurd but a lot of fun. Where does this author get his crazy ideas? This is the second book I have read by A. Lee Martinez (the first was "Monster") and both were bizarre and fun. I have to admit that I enjoyed this book more than the other, as at least with this one I knew what the point of the book was (strange though it might be). This book was just pure fun from beginning to end and Khristine Hvam does a FANTASTIC job narrating! Suspend your disbelief and go along for the wild ride. This book is well worth an audible credit.
Troy and probably Helen too
Really didnt enjoy it, the characters were boring, their romance was forced and the plot plodded along without ever giving me a surprise. Not as good as his other work, which on the whole I adore.
In the middle. I've definitely listened to better, but there are many books out that there are worse.
The challenges were insteresting. I loved that they had dinner with one opponent, pre-battle, and that mystery house had such a mystery. The least interesting parts were everything related to Helen. She had the random droll comment but most of her story line was a never-ending self-awareness conversation about her own mythological-ness. It wasn't amusing or interesting...just long. And repetitive.
Dinner with the cyclops.
For me it was the predictability of the story and the appallingly forced romance. To me there is nothing worse than a fake romance.
Sure, her voice neither detracted nor enhanced the story
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