Jolie Wilkins has a good, if not average, life: a cute house in suburban Los Angeles, a cat, and a steady career as a psychic. A love life of any kind, however, is one thing that consistently eludes Jolie. With a sassy and energetic delivery from veteran performer Allyson Ryan, Fire Burn and Cauldron Bubble is a witty romance that follows the terminally single Jolie from an encounter with the "sinfully attractive" warlock Rand Balfour to the top of the Underworld’s most wanted list. This first entry in H. P. Mallory’s Jolie Wilkins series is a titillating adventure that is nearly impossible to stop listening to.
A self-deprecating witch with the unique ability to reanimate the dead.
A dangerously handsome warlock torn between being her boss and her would-be lover.
A six hundred year old English vampire with his own agenda; one that includes an appetite for witches.
The Underworld in a state of chaos.
Let the games begin.
Life isn’t bad for psychic Jolie Wilkins. True, she doesn’t have a love life to speak of, but she has a cute house in the suburbs of Los Angeles, a cat, and a quirky best friend.
Enter Rand Balfour, a sinfully attractive warlock who insists she’s a witch and who just might turn her life upside down. Rand hires her to help him solve a mystery regarding the death of his client who also happens to be a ghost. Jolie not only uncovers the cause of the ghost’s demise but, in the process, she brings him back to life!
Word of Jolie’s incredible ability to bring back the dead spreads like wildfire, putting her at the top of the Underworld’s most wanted list. Consequently, she finds herself at the center of a custody battle between a villainous witch, a dangerous but oh-so-sexy vampire, and her warlock boss, Rand.
©2010 H. P. Mallory (P)2013 Audible, Inc.
Story sounded like it was written by a sexually precocious teen-aged girl. It's one of the few books I couldn't finish. I don't usually write reviews, but this one is bad enough I feel like I need to warn people off.
Narrator sounded like an airhead. A different narrator might have improved the book slightly.
If you want to read some GOOD witchy books, try Dresden Files by Jim Butcher, The Hollows series by Kim Harrison, Iron Druid Chronicles by Kevin Hearn (has witches in it), and Secondhand Spirits series by Juliet Blackwell.
Little bunny foo foo
Top 4 series. It's awesome.
Signgion (Not sure how to spell it, sounds like Sin jian)
Nothing but witch
One reader said this book was boring. They could not have been more wrong!
I am looking for a new series and was disappointed with the narration or maybe just the writer.
It did not flow smoothly and I was not overly impressed by the language used.
Just because I read, and like bit of romance with my fantasy does not make me an idiot.
Plot was ok, however as a whole, it failed to deliver.
The new new series I am looking for unfortunately is not this one.
The heroine is a bit of an idiot but the story is interesting.
For some reason the hero and heroine decide they can't be together until after the war when things settle down. So our practically virgin heroine lusts openly for nearly every man she meets including a warlock, a werewolf, a vampire and a fairy king. Of course they all want her too. Needless to say the romantic part of this book is unsatisfying.
Jolie is incompetent with occasional episodes of inexplicable brilliance. She is the first to point out her bouts of stupidity but not the last. And the Audible narrator does a fantastic job of making Jolie sound whiney and pathetic.
Yes, the book was fun
She was adventurous and willing to take risks
Why not the title?
I bought this audiobook after listening to a free excerpt of chapter one. It sounded entertaining and I had fairly high hopes. Boy, was I misled. Nearing the end now and it just keeps getting worse. Jolie Wilkins, protagonist and witch, is supposed to be beautiful, intelligent, perfect in every way, blah blah. Major fail -- she repeats herself, makes stupid jokes (and then explains them!), and uses crass language. Plus, she claims to be in love with the male protagonist, while salivating after every other man she meets, whether friend, enemy, or just random character passing through. Awful -- an embarrassment to women everywhere. Why aren't there any decent female leads in chick lit? I'd like some entertainment with a brain, please!
I had mixed feelings about the narrator. She had a pleasant voice and read fluently, but her accents were blatantly inauthentic. The English accent sounded like an American trying too hard, and the Scottish accent was just bad. "Lass" is made to sound like "la-ahs", among other irritations.
I just wanted a cute, moderately intelligent book. Instead I got a teenager's wet dream. Oh, HP Mallory, is this really the best you could do?
It is a young adult story - but includes sex in the ones to come. It's not a bad story. It has a lot of repeating thoughts and conversations with the character and itself. Just seemed to me that it's perfect for the 12 to 16 year olds, but then again there's the sex.
First off, the narrator is good, so that is not a problem. What sucks is the heroine. She is one of those characters that make you yell out loud,"OH, COME ON". I had to leave this story more than a couple of times because of how mad she made me. She just kept doing stupid stuff. She didn't think a lot (doofus). Even though she admitted she was doing magic, she kept stating that she wasn't a witch. Really? I don't know how others can like this book, but I have to say that I have a lot of serious problems with it.
Have a better heroine. But since this is a series that is already written, nothing.
No, but she's not the one that made this book disappointing.
The accepting of the invitation to the ball, and the ball. The author could have found another reason for Jolie to be outed.
Just so disappointed. I really wanted to like this book, and have a new series to listen to.
I bought this one and Toil and Trouble, so I'm hoping I enjoy it more. Fingers crossed.
New author, for me.
I enjoyed the narrators voice when doing female voices, but the male voices were lacking for me.
Main femal lead was to whinny. The narrator did a good job makeing her sound pathetic.
Seemed alright at first but then it became ro harlaquin romance for liking.
"Bad romance forced on the reader"
From the very first chapter it was evident that the author was trying to insert romance into the book in a most unnatural way. It interrupted the flow of dialogue and seemed completely out of place with the narration being entirely 1st person by the main character with extremely frequent "ooh he's hot" digressions which seemed forced and made the storytelling slow and disjointed. The romance was entirely unnecessary, yet ended up being the focus of every new chapter.
For readers of supernatural fantasy the works of L K Hamilton are likely familiar, to this story her later works which focused on bad romance with minimal plot would be reminiscent. The main character has multiple besotted males of various species constantly complementing her for little apparent reason, who constantly tell her how amazing she is and how they must have her, while the plot is short, poorly told and unremarkable. This seems like a trashy, light, plotless, holiday-read, fantasy romance aimed at less intelligent readers.
The narrator reads every sentence as if it has a ! at the end of it, her voice making each sentence! an exclamation! like oh my gawd! Which gets old very quickly. Several characters were supposed to have English accents...needing quite a bit of work
There are more books in the series but I have no compulsion to explore them,the author has completely put me off!
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