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Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 10 mins
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 75
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 75
Vampire and private investigator Evan Fournier isn't supposed to be taking on paranormal cases, but when the murderer hits close to home, he agrees to look into it. The last thing he expects is to become a target himself - and then to become irrevocably bonded to the man who just tried to kill him. With his memory gone and his soul bonded to a stranger, former firefighter Colin Zhang wants to be anywhere else. He doesn't have a damn clue why he just tried to kill Evan. Every time either of them tries to leave, pure agony stops them short.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Story is good but narration didn’t work for me
- By Beth I-L on 02-24-23
By: Jenn Burke
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Don't Turn Around
- By: Michelle Gagnon
- Narrated by: Merritt Hicks
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 59
Sixteen-year-old Noa has been a victim of the system ever since her parents died. Now living off the grid and trusting no one, she uses her computer-hacking skills to stay safely anonymous and alone. But when she wakes up on a table in an empty warehouse with an IV in her arm and no memory of how she got there, Noa starts to wish she had someone on her side. Enter Peter Gregory. A rich kid and the leader of a hacker alliance, Peter needs people with Noa's talents on his team. Especially after a shady corporation called AMRF threatens his life in no uncertain terms.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Doesn't hold up for adult listeners
- By M. Reen on 01-03-13
By: Michelle Gagnon
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Nightshades
- A Paranormal Thriller (Nightshades, Book 1)
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 4 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 338
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 297
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Alex McKenna is the new Special Agent in Charge of the Chicago office of the Bureau of Preternatural Investigations - the division tasked with investigating crimes involving shades. Or vampires, as they're more widely known. Children have been going missing, and agents are routinely being slaughtered. It's up to McKenna, and some unlikely allies, to get to the bottom of the problem, and find the kids before it's too late.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun, with enough novelty to be interesting
- By S. Yates on 01-27-18
By: Melissa F. Olson
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Creep
- By: Jennifer Hillier
- Narrated by: Talmadge Ragan
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 720
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 650
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 649
Dr. Sheila Tao is a professor of psychology, an expert in human behavior with her own hidden past. But she's not the only one keeping secrets. When Sheila began an affair with her sexy graduate assistant Ethan Wolfe, she knew she was playing with fire. Consumed by lust when they were together, she was riddled with guilt when they were apart. Now she's finally engaged to a good man, and it's time to end the dangerous liaison. But Ethan has something different in mind. He intends to make her pay for rejecting him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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The narrator makes all the difference. Unfortunately, this one needed a different narrator!
- By Critter Mama on 07-04-14
By: Jennifer Hillier
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Exit Strategy
- Nadia Stafford, Book 1
- By: Kelley Armstrong
- Narrated by: Jennifer Ikeda, Richard Ferrone
- Length: 15 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 408
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 376
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 376
Regulars at Nadia’s nature lodge don’t ask what she does in the off-season. And that’s a good thing. If she told them, she’d have to kill them. She’s a hit woman for a Mafia family. Tough and self-sufficient, Nadia doesn’t owe anyone any explanations. But that doesn’t mean she always works alone. One of her contacts has recruited her in the hunt for a ruthlessly efficient serial killer cutting a swath of terror across the country. The assassin is far too skilled to be an amateur - and the precision of the killings is bringing the Feds much too close to the hit man community for comfort.
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3 out of 5 stars
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some strong elements, but....
- By Lifeisshort on 10-17-13
By: Kelley Armstrong
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Bloodsick
- An Old World Tale
- By: Melissa F. Olson
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 203
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 183
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 183
All her life, Sashi’s mother warned her not to get involved with werewolf problems. But Sashi, a witch who uses magic to heal sick and injured bodies, has never made a habit of ignoring trauma. When she meets an abused shapeshifter that no one else seems willing to help, Sashi will risk everything - including a budding romance with a human, Will - to save a woman who can’t save herself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Five Stars for Narrator Amy McFadden!
- By A Customer on 02-26-20
By: Melissa F. Olson
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Deadly Obsession
- By: Katie Reus
- Narrated by: Eliza Foss
- Length: 9 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 130
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4 out of 5 stars 116
Ten years ago, Lilly Carmichael left town without an explanation, breaking Braden Donnelly's heart. The death of her aunt has brought Lilly home and face-to-face with memories she thought were long buried. Still getting over a traumatic incident from her work as an NSA agent, Lilly initially dismisses the face at her window as a figment of stress-induced paranoia.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Predictable with not very realistic characters
- By K. April Holgate on 03-24-14
By: Katie Reus
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Fish out of Water
- By: Amy Lane
- Narrated by: Greg Tremblay
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 417
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 396
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 396
PI Jackson Rivers grew up on the mean streets of Del Paso Heights and he doesn't trust cops, even though he was one. When the man he thinks of as his brother is accused of killing a police officer in an obviously doctored crime, Jackson will move heaven and earth to keep Kaden and his family safe.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Fish should be scared of water!
- By Tammy M on 02-24-17
By: Amy Lane
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What's a Ghoul to Do?
- A Ghost Hunter Mystery
- By: Victoria Laurie
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 821
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 661
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Story4 out of 5 stars 663
M.J., her partner Gilley, and their client, the wealthy, de-lish Dr. Steven Sable, are at his family's lodge, where his grandfather allegedly jumped to his death from the roof-although Sable says it was foul play. But the patriarch's isn't the only ghost around. The place is lousy with souls, all with something to get off their ghoulish chests. Now M.J. will have to quell the clamor-and listen for a voice with the answers...
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2 out of 5 stars
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How A Narrator Can Ruin A Story 101
- By MJ on 03-05-12
By: Victoria Laurie
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Recon
- By: Tarah Benner
- Narrated by: Michael Goldstrom, Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 154
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 135
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Story4 out of 5 stars 134
Eli knows corruption runs deep within the compound. It's a reality he's forced to confront every year on Bid Day. But when your job is to go out into the radiation-soaked Fringe so that others can live in peace, you don't ask too many questions. For Harper, the bid system works just fine. She's the best developer in her year, and she's confident she'll find a place among the wealthy, respected Systems workers. But when an upset in the bidding changes the course of Harper's future, she'll be forced to rely on an unlikely ally.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Really fun listen
- By Cate on 05-23-16
By: Tarah Benner
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At All Costs
- By: John Gilstrap
- Narrated by: Chris Kayser
- Length: 16 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 85
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 85
Jake and Carolyn have lived a lie for 14 years to protect themselves. But now they have to protect their 13-year-old son, Travis. Their only chance is to return to the hellish scene of an unprecedented crime, and collect the evidence that may finally set them free - if they can elude a massive manhunt long enough to get there.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Avoid AT ALL COSTS
- By cristina on 04-05-16
By: John Gilstrap
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
- Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,843
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 10,027
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 10,038
Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Refreshing take on the Paranormal Genre
- By Captain Skurvy on 02-21-10
By: Molly Harper
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Hard As It Gets
- A Hard Ink Novel, Book 1
- By: Laura Kaye
- Narrated by: Seraphine Valentine
- Length: 12 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 807
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 749
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 751
Trouble just walked into Nicholas Rixey's tattoo parlor. Becca Merritt is warm, sexy, wholesome, pure temptation to a very jaded Nick. He's left his military life behind to become co-owner of Hard Ink Tattoo, but Becca is his ex-commander's daughter. Loyalty won't let him turn her away. Lust has plenty to do with it too. With her brother presumed kidnapped, Becca needs Nick. She just wasn't expecting to want him so much.
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3 out of 5 stars
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2 things you should know before you buy...
- By constructivefeedback on 07-03-14
By: Laura Kaye
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Sleep with the Lights On
- By: Maggie Shayne
- Narrated by: Janet Darling
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
Rachel de Luca has found incredible success writing self-help books. But her own blindness and the fact that her troubled brother has gone missing have convinced her that positive thinking is nothing but bull. Her cynicism wavers when a cornea transplant restores her sight. The new eyes seem to give her new life, until they prove too good to be true and she starts seeing terrifying visions of brutal murders-crimes she soon learns are all too real.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Original, well written
- By Gretchen on 09-30-13
By: Maggie Shayne
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Future Shock
- By: Elizabeth Briggs
- Narrated by: Erin Spencer
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 100
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Story4 out of 5 stars 95
Elena Martinez has hidden her eidetic memory all her life - or so she thinks. When powerful tech giant, Aether Corporation, selects her for a top-secret project, she can't say no. All she has to do is participate in a trip to the future to bring back data, and she'll be set for life. Elena joins a team of four other teens with special skills, including Adam, a science prodigy with his own reason for being there.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The clock is ticking...
- By Ryan Hooey on 09-18-16
By: Elizabeth Briggs
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Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye
- Psychic Eye Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Victoria Laurie
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Michaels
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,770
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 2,292
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,282
Abby Cooper is a P.I., psychic intuitive. But her insight failed her when she didn't foresee the death of one of her clients - or that the lead investigator for the case is the gorgeous blind date she just met. Now, with the police suspicious of her abilities and a killer on the loose, Abby's future looks more uncertain than ever.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Abby Is The Worst.
- By Keri on 05-16-14
By: Victoria Laurie
What listeners say about Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues
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- Serena
- 10-22-13
fun listen
Would you listen to Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues again? Why?
I was so totally engrossed with Angel that I would miss my exit to work.mental bubble gum. I will miss the end of this series.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues?
I loved it when she said "I ate his brain. Sum a b**ch shot me." And she leaned back with her hands clasped behind her head. I could just see her!
What about Allison McLemore’s performance did you like?
Love her Louisiana white trash twang
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
I certainly could have if I had had the time
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- CrunchySocks
- 11-01-13
As good as the first
While it's just more so the same it was still fun and interesting. A bit mindless but worth a listen.
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- Anonymous User
- 04-30-19
Largely great
In my opinion a severe case of idiot-ball thrown around in ch26, otherwise a great audiobook. The narrator is exceptional, going to seek out other works of hers in the future.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Bunty
- 05-14-15
FUN, HILARIOUS!
Book two of this series is still going strong. I like Angel and her down to earth personality. I love that she spoke up to Marcus when he start to control her. Good for her! This is a new take on zombie novels and I like it. I don't normally go for zombie novels. Diana Rowland writes wonderfully. Allison performed the characters well with different voices for all the different individuals.
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- Alexis
- 09-23-16
I love this series
loved this book. I am rooting for anjel to move up in the world. I love the direction of this series. I can't wait to download the rest of the series.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Julie
- 09-15-14
Suffers from too much editing.
Rowland's editor needs to put down the red pen and back away.
LOVE this zombie series, love the humor, the sciencey lab crap, the icky brain gore, and the thoughtful way Rowland touches on addictions and our relationships with people who have them. Seriously good themes, and they're all here in this book.
That said, the STORY here felt abridged. I had to come back and check to make sure I hadn't actually bought that version of the book. When I saw that I really HAD bought the Unabridged version, I was pretty disappointed. There wasn't much to this mystery. A few scenes after Angel meets her boyfriend's mafia-esque uncle, she's sitting in front of the evil villain monologuing on about his/her evil shenanigans. Cut to a brief climactic action scene AND! Story's over. With not much closure. (no spoilers here, but seriously, that's it?)
I know Rowland is capable of more than this, and her first in the series was SO GOOD, I'm going to go ahead and get book three. Still... feel like I was a bit short-sheeted, you know?
PS- Allison McLemore is, as ever, one of my top five favorite narrators on Audible. This chick ROCKS.
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- Dot
- 06-28-15
Brilliant as always
This series is still the best thing on audible (: without a shadow of a doubt. More please!
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- Robin
- 07-03-14
Loved it. Angel's great
I really love Angel. Rowland does such a great job with this character and the world she lives in. I don't do the end of the world stuff but this is a zombie even I can love.
The narrator, Allison McLemore does a wonderful job. She's spot on for this book.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- The Rubber Kitty
- 12-05-13
Got Zombie
If you could sum up Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues in three words, what would they be?
Funny, different, well read
What was one of the most memorable moments of Even White Trash Zombies Get the Blues?
when she was coming to grips with having a real job...that was amusing
What does Allison McLemore bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
she captures the irony and dry wit nicely
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
had to be broken due to listening to it at work. It has made my day go a lot faster.
Any additional comments?
Can't wait for more.
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- Cheryl-Anne Miller
- 05-28-15
Fun zombies!
I much prefer this zombie tale to the usual gore fest. :D looking forward to the next book.
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