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Equal Rites Audiobook

Equal Rites: Discworld, Book 3

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Publisher's Summary

Right before the wise old wizard Drum Billet died, he passed on his magical staff of power to the newborn eighth son of an eighth son. Unfortunately, Drum Billet never bothered to check the gender of the newborn baby, and it turns out it was a girl. Now his chauvinistic colleagues are forced to deal with a young girl who has all the qualifications to join their all-male profession.

Terry Pratchett's third Discworld novel, Equal Rites, asks many provocative questions about magic, where it goes, where it comes from, and why.

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(P) ISIS Publishing Ltd, 1995; Copyright © Terry Pratchett, 1987; Cover Illustration © Josh Kirby

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    Ryan 07-24-12
    Ryan 07-24-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Entertaining!"

    Another good book in the series. Well-performed and entertaining as we come to expect from Terry Pratchett

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Hugh 09-12-09
    Hugh 09-12-09 Listener Since 2009
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    "A great voice for street mime..."

    A poor poor poor representation of a remarkable Authors work. A brilliant, witty and entertaining edition from disc-world reluctantly, sorrowfully, painfully dragged down the blackboard of DEATH's niece with the DEATH OF RATS digging in its wee claws for maximum effect. The narrator presents with horrible attempts at character voices, sometimes bordering on unintelligible. Close to mono-tonish, with out actually qualifying AS mono-tone, alas even failing to successfully fail at that... an insomniacs biggest fantasy, was only the words of the story that kept me interested. 3 star average rating, 5 for story, 1 for narration. Sincere apologies to any and all that disagree.

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Taoko 06-17-16
    Taoko 06-17-16
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    "It's okay"

    I loved the narrator. I love the Discworld stories. This one started our okay but I lost interest pretty quickly and the ending felt very rushed.

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    Paul Sebastian Ziegler 07-27-15
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    "Good"

    Good recording.
    Good sorry too. It goes a bit stale toward the middle, but picks up again after a bit.

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    Philipp London, United Kingdom 03-23-14
    Philipp London, United Kingdom 03-23-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Stay away! The audio quality is horrid!"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    I absolutely love Terry Pratchett and was excited to hear this book. I can't judge it really other than to say I could not listen for more than 5 minutes.

    The audio quality is so incredibly bad (worse than anything I have ever experienced on audible) that I could not continue to listen.

    So if you value your ears, stay away!


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    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Equal Rites?

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    12-02-13
    12-02-13 Member Since 2010
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    "Reader not right"
    Would you listen to Equal Rites again? Why?

    Reader has a pleasant voice BUT is just SO NOT right for Discworld. Her interpretation of Granny Weatherwax just doesn't fit the character. Very disappointing.


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    milla 04-09-13
    milla 04-09-13

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    "Awesome! Shame about the recording quality."
    If you could sum up Equal Rites in three words, what would they be?

    Brilliant, badly recorded.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Equal Rites?

    To avoid spoilers I'll be obscure: My standout moment is when Granny talks to the apple tree. Close second is her composure of a letter to UU.


    What does Celia Imrie bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her voices, timing, and humour are outstanding. She's a favourite actor, and now a favourite narrator.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh and cringe. I've noticed that all the earlier TP books sound as though they have been transferred from audio tape. The quality is a bit crap.


    Any additional comments?

    A wonderful book read by a wonderful actor, to great effect. I wish Audible would run it through a few filters to try and clean it up so it's more enjoyable through headphones.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Anthony Keperra, Australia 03-09-13
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    "Recording has faults"
    What does Celia Imrie bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Great vocal performance of Granny Weatherwax.


    Any additional comments?

    Every now and then in the recording the readers voice echoes heavily and at stages the recording skips paragraphs mid sentence. If there is another recording I would select that instead.

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    Jason Grovedale, Alberta, Canada 10-12-10
    Jason Grovedale, Alberta, Canada 10-12-10 Member Since 2010
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    "Good book, not great audio"

    As with my review of Wyrd Sisters, Celia has a voice that just doesn't agree with me. It's quite and vaguely muffled which makes it very difficult to understand when outside noise is present. I would vastly prefer a version done by Nigel.

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    Simmons Brookton, Australia 02-13-10
    Simmons Brookton, Australia 02-13-10
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    "Equal Rites"

    Get your sence of humour ready for a lateral thinking point of view on everything. What a fantastic book, filled with metophores with a difference and with characters who stay true to type and totaly out of stereo type. If you have a sense of humour and like to see life from the wacky side, read this and enjoy!

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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  • Andrew
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    7/27/13
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    "Ruined by a terrible reading."

    After listening to the first two Discworld novels (which were superbly read by Nigel Planer) I was very eager to get stuck into the third. But, for me, it didn't live up to the first two titles. I found the characters far less appealing than Rincewind, Twoflower and the luggage, and there's less humour in this story. I know that the first two books are sometimes criticized for being a series of random scenarios rather than a coherent story, but I personally loved that. I'm not a fan of fantasy in general, and that's why I loved the Discworld - it poked affectionate fun at the genre while having fun inside it at the same time. For this I felt the chaotic format of The Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic were ideal. This just didn't work as well for me. It has to be said that Pratchett was back on excellent form with the following title, Mort, though.

    Also, and I know that enough has been said about this, but it needs to be stressed. Celia Imrie does an abysmal job of reading the book. Most of the time I felt as though she was reading a children's book to a four year old, that she herself was not very interested in. Quite often I had to repeat things in my mind in order to think, "Ah, yes, that could have been funny if delivered differently."

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Mr
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    "Rude, if not mechanical"
    What did you like most about Equal Rites?

    Marking the Discworld series' first romp into gender politics, it's a carnivalesque delight, following the attempts of a young girl to become the disc's first female wizard. Introducing Discworld regular Granny Weatherwax and her headology,


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Equal Rites?

    Scatty and deliciously rude throughout, the bizarre goings-on on the journey to Ankh Morpork are highly entertaining.


    What three words best describe Celia Imrie’s performance?

    Very well pitched.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Bára
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    12/16/12
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    "A lovely Discworld story but the narrator spoils.."

    I'm an avid Discworld reader and although Terry's genious never fails I feel the narrator quite spoils the book at times. Her portrayal of Granny Weathervax is screachy and hurts the ears frankly. I did enjoy parts of the narration though. Sadly there is no choice of narrators so the book is worth it even so.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    12/9/10
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    On a par with other reviewers, I was disappointed with Celia Imrie's narration of this classic TP novel. I have had several previous TP audiobooks and have enjoyed them immensely, giving me many 'laugh out loud' moments, but I was left quite confused, and totally lost the plot by the last third of the book. I could perhaps put it down to it being a very early Pratchett novel but I really think it came down to Celia's reading. She is an admirable actress but as a narrator for TP books, I don't think she gets anywhere near the calibre of Stephen Briggs or even Nigel Planer.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
  • Ms. J. S. Gillespie
    Liverpool, England
    1/22/09
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    "it's a great book!"

    Granted, Celia Imrie wasn't the best of choices but it would be hard to compare here to other narrators as all the other Pratchett book narrators have been men

    I enjoyed the change and like her reading of this and the other Pratchett book she did (Equal Rites)

    I think it's unfair to rate the book only on the narrator, the book is brilliant, many people say that Pratchett's earlier books arn't brilliant, including Sir Terry himself, but this book is a brilliant Pratchett take on Macbeth with a very witty ending and I brilliant introduction of many now loved characters

    Any one who loves the Discworld or Pratchett books in general or even just of the witches books will love this book even if they don't like the narrators way of reading it

    5 of 7 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    7/25/16
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    "love love love this book!!!"

    love this book old granny really makes it with her wee one liners and her love of goats

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • james
    7/19/16
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    "Amazing book"

    I am a father of three girls and as soon as they are old enough they will be read this book

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • jpp
    6/25/16
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    "Equal Rites"

    The tale of Eskarina Smith. Given a wizards staff at birth, how the eighth child of an eighth son became the first female wizard.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Ganio
    6/13/16
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    "absolutely impossible to listen to"

    awful recording, tried 3 different times to listen, finally just read the book. I don't know how amazon can release such recordings and even ask money for it! so disappointed with Amazon

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Mrs U
    5/14/16
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    "Still Good."

    This was the first Discworld book that I read and it is also my favourite. It's was as good as ever.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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