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Doctor Impossible, evil genius and diabolical scientist, has tried to take over the world in every way imaginable, but this time is going to be different. He'll have to contend with Fatale, however, a rookie superhero on her first day with the Champions, the world's most famous superteam. She's a patchwork woman of skin and chrome, a gleaming technological marvel built for the next generation of warfare.
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Now that I have you at my mercy. . .
- By Brad W. on 07-02-07
By: Austin Grossman
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An Unattractive Vampire
- By: Jim McDoniel
- Narrated by: Drew Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile, also known as The Cursed One, The Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors, awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly. Modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good.
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Blood, Guts and lots of laughs!
- By Aaron on 08-27-16
By: Jim McDoniel
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Chasing the Moon
- By: A. Lee Martinez
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true - because it was. As it turns out, the apartment was already inhabited - by monsters.
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Douglas Adams on Acid
- By Karen on 08-22-14
By: A. Lee Martinez
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The Android's Dream
- By: John Scalzi
- Narrated by: Wil Wheaton
- Length: 10 hrs and 34 mins
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A human diplomat creates an interstellar incident when he kills an alien diplomat in a most unusual way. To avoid war, Earth's government must find an equally unusual object: A type of sheep ("The Android's Dream"), used in the alien race's coronation ceremony. To find the sheep, the government turns to Harry Creek, ex-cop, war hero and hacker extraordinaire.
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Covertly flatulent Scifi at it's best!
- By DAVID on 11-12-11
By: John Scalzi
What listeners say about Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain
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- Kimberly
- 03-08-12
Absolute Fun!
This book was so much fun to listen to. The narration is top-notch and really brings the story to life. One of A. Lee Martinez's best so far, second only to Divine Misfortune. I highly recommend, absolutely worth the credit.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-16-12
Really like his stuff - want sequels
If you could sum up Emperor Mollusk Versus the Sinister Brain in three words, what would they be?
Alot of fun
What did you like best about this story?
Honestly, the narrator.
Have you listened to any of Scott Aiello’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Haven't heard him before, but is very good.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Not really. I love the way the narrator expresses Emperor Mollusks disregard for others, to a point. I love it when his "guardian" says he should feel remorse for feeding the ruler to animals, and he says "Whoops. Sorry about that" and figures, it's done, why worry about it now. The lack of empathy is expressed, but with a lot of humor. You find yourself asking, yeah, what is the big deal.
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- G. Parish
- 02-24-15
Toying with the Tropes
This author has toyed with all the tropes of SciFi and come up with something somewhere between 1950's alien conquest literature and the Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. It makes for a fun romp that all can enjoy.
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- Hope
- 03-17-14
Wonderfully, delightfully absurd! All hail Emperor
This book was fun from start to finish! Martinez took our little solar system and jazzed it up, adding life to our neighboring planets/moons. The title character Lord Emperor Mollusk is a bit of an egotistical megalomaniac, but he’s got the brains to back it up. The world and characters are great fun. Scott Aiello did a perfect job with the narration of this tale. Aiello really brought Emperor Mollusk to life, overall his performance is brilliant!
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- phillip inglis
- 08-23-21
fun and zanny
An amusing jaunt. very light with lots of wit. doesn't take itself to seriously. fun
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- Walter W. Chu
- 09-02-17
Meh.
No fault on the author's part I guess. Some of the stories I have listened to were really funny and great to listen to. Others I have to admit left me scratching my head and wondering why I picked it in the first place. This one was one of those that left me scratching my head. Thought the description sounded pretty good, but I kept wandering off as I listened to the story. Not my sort of stuff anymore I guess.
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- L
- 02-25-21
Worth a listen
Great narrator.
Light hearted scifi adventure that will get you laughing.
Not mind blowing of course but an enjoyable ride.
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- Annet Wollan
- 07-18-13
A little disjointed
I have read or listened to all of A Lee Martinez's book up to this one and am a fan of his humor and use of cultural references.
I generally enjoyed the story, but the details fell a little flat and it was difficult to follow at times.
The overall plot was good though and if you're a fan well worth a listen.
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- Matthew A. Sutton
- 10-11-15
Clever
This is something different. The performance is awesome and way to listen to. The story is a smart romp through sci-fi with a touch of satire to boot. I loved it.
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- Janeite
- 04-01-14
Fun stuff!
When the opening scene had the protagonist battling his own clone, I knew I was going to like this one!
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