Curses!

By: J.A. Kazimer

Narrated by: Joe Barrett

Definitely not for baby's bedtime reading, this hilarious and irreverent take on classic fairytales - think Shrek for grownups - combines humor, mystery, and characters only a fairy godmother could love...

When Cinderella is run over by a New Never City bus, her not-so-ugly stepsister, Asia, suspects murder. So she hires RJ, a private eye, to investigate. Little does she know RJ is actually a villain on mental health leave from the Villain's Union. Cursed with an inability to say no to damsels in distress, RJ travels to the Kingdom of Maldetto, meets the rest of Cinderella's family--including her fianc, the flamboyant Prince Charming, Cinderella's crazy stepmother, and a seriously twisted version of Hansel and Gretel--and dodges bullets, explosions, fires, and his own ex-wife to slip his own version of glass handcuffs on the wrists that fit. All while falling for Asia, who has a curse of her own to deal with...

©2012 J.A. Kazimer (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

Literally laughing out loud

Oh, what strangers on the street must think as I'm walking down the street laughing!

Not your average fairytale!

One of the definitions of impotent:unable to take effective action; helpless or powerless. Keep that in mind while reading the story, because my mind consistently wanted to think of the other definition. Ah, whoa is me! Full of twists, turns, and unexpected plot, this story is a good read for a laugh. The Audible accompanied the book smoothly and added to the humor!

Wonderfully Awesome

It takes a little bit to understand what is join on but well worth it. And the readers voice is so sexy. If you like Confessions of a D-list super villain you will love this one. The story is told from the point of view of a cocky village from a old fiery tail. Yes their is some language and some sexual themes but very good story and well thought out.