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Critical Failures III Audiobook

Critical Failures III: Caverns and Creatures, Book 3

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Publisher's Summary

Going back home was not exactly what Tim and the C&C gang expected. Trouble continues to follow them back to Gulf Coast Mississippi. Trouble...and a gnome...and an undead midget.

©2014 Robert Bevan (P)2016 Robert Bevan

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    Jonathan Washington, Pa, United States 05-17-16
    Jonathan Washington, Pa, United States 05-17-16 Member Since 2009
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    "You know the part in Jurassic Park lost world?"

    When the T-rex is loose in the city? Thats Cooper in this book. Buy this book of you have read the last two. Buy the series if you haven't!

    5 of 5 people found this review helpful
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    Nathan Michaels 07-25-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Less D&D and too much Pottyhumor and Pinheads"
    What would have made Critical Failures III better?

    If the author kept the characters somewhat intelligent. Instead, we see the characters go through the same stupid choices they made in previous books. The book stretches out and creates dumb plots for the sake of making itself longer. The book should have been over in the first chapter. Instead we see the main characters continue to prolong the book by acting incredibly incomponent, too much so for any intelligent creature.


    What could Robert Bevan have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    Less potty humor and smarter plotting. This book should have been half the size.


    What does Jonathan Sleep bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    This was the best part of the book. It's amazing how many voices he has to keep up with and how much he somtimes has to sound like other characters without being them. I wish he had better material.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Easily anger and disappointment. There are just a lot of dumb plot points strung together. The worst is when a pretty smart character (the only one portrayed) gets in a situation where they are kidnapped. This only happens to give the party something else to do. Clearly their original mission is far too easy and only the writer now making them absolute idiots (no spells needed this time). can keep this book going.


    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Sugarpucker 06-08-16
    Sugarpucker 06-08-16 Member Since 2012

    I listen to many audiobooks and review the ones I find most notable.

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    "Natural 20 in hilarity"

    This book is just as hilarious as the first two books. If you have not read this series yet, I suggest you read the first book in the series. Additionally, there are a bunch a short stories that this author puts out in the same book-verse. They are separate from the main story line so you can read them to get a feel for the author without worrying about spoilers if you eventually want to read the series. If you don't like poop jokes, walk away now. There is a lot of that kind of humor in all these books. That is not all that can be found inside, however. The story line is great. Fun and coherent. The character development is where Bevan shines, in my opinion. I have read and listened to all the books in the series to date. The narrator for this series is great. He does such a great job maneuvering between the different personalities and races (halfling to half-orc). It is very enjoyable. I highly recommend all of Bevan's books for a good time. He and a bunch of other comedic fantasy writers also have a podcast where they hilariously play pathfinder. It's called Authors and Dragons. Check all of it out.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    michael new bern, NC, United States 05-20-16
    michael new bern, NC, United States 05-20-16 Member Since 2011
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    "AWESOME!"

    Bevan knocked it out of the park and Jonathan narrated his butt off! Great listen. Go Drew Brees!!

    7 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Jarboguts 05-25-16
    Jarboguts 05-25-16 Member Since 2012
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    "KEEP THEM COMING!!"
    If you could sum up Critical Failures III in three words, what would they be?

    Balls, Farts, Hitpoints


    Any additional comments?

    Robert Bevan and Jonathan Sleep do another amazing job. The humor is lowbrow, the scenario is ridiculous, and I love every word.
    This is like junkfood for the brain.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Kevin PAWTUCKET, RI, United States 06-20-16
    Kevin PAWTUCKET, RI, United States 06-20-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Hope you didn't want resolution"

    I really enjoyed the start of this series but 3 books in and it is still being stretched out for more books and you could tell by the writing in this. 30-40% of the story felt like stupid humor filler and southern stereotypes. Would not recommend unless you really thought the last too books didn't have enough jokes about shitting

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    Blair Mission, TX, United States 06-07-16
    Blair Mission, TX, United States 06-07-16 Member Since 2010
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    "profane, crude and hilarious"

    if you don't mind profanity and crude humor give this series a try. Very funny

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    noneya 06-06-16
    noneya 06-06-16 Member Since 2010
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    "How much worse can it be to be back home"

    They finally got home just not how they expected, it was fun seeing them back at home but still not in the right bodies. The chaos they cause chasing Mordred would be a sight to behold, very much a fun series, if your looking for something to enjoy and understanding of tabletop gaming not totally necessary. I cant wait for the next book to see if they can catch Mordred at last.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Edwin R. Payne Waynesville, MO 06-03-16
    Edwin R. Payne Waynesville, MO 06-03-16 Member Since 2015

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    "Another Ballzy Story "

    This was amazingly funny and we'll narrated. A must have for anyone who is a fan.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    M. Seeley WI, USA 06-03-16
    M. Seeley WI, USA 06-03-16 Member Since 2014

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    "Another great one!"

    Love the series can't wait for more. They just can't come fast enough like when a stay dog is staring at you.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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  • James Hannam
    7/13/16
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    "I've raced through this... bring on the next one!"

    Absolutely loved this next book, really worth listening to. Well produced, great narration! You must listen to this!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Aaron
    5/24/16
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    "The comedy continues"

    Another brilliantly hilarious read! These stories get better and better. You must read these books, you will not be disappointed (unless you have a low charisma score)

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • John Lee Jolley
    6/21/16
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    "Superb!"

    Listening while partaking in any activity will make you look like an Idiot as you laugh too hard!

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  • Steven Richardson
    5/27/16
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    "Amazingly funny and Amazingly recorded"
    Where does Critical Failures III rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    The series is really high up in my list.One of my favourite series and one I keep coming back to.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Always Cooper. Always.


    Which character – as performed by Jonathan Sleep – was your favourite?

    Cooper.


    Did you have an emotional reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh. Laugh so hard I've nearly died a few times. Mainly because I listen to audiobooks while commuting to work and this series has on more than one occasion brought uncontrollable fits of laughter which is seriously dangerous when driving.

    Worth it though.


    Any additional comments?

    Read them all. They make my work day better by listening to them on the drive in.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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