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Confessions of a D-List Supervillain Audiobook

Confessions of a D-List Supervillain

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Publisher's Summary

Exploding from the pages of Horror, Humor, and Heroes, Volume One - it’s the full length adventures of the one and only Mechani-Cal! So grab your battlesuit and prepare to get a little nasty.

"Being a supervillain means never having to say you’re sorry - unless it’s to the judge or the parole board. Even then, you don’t really have to. It’s not like it’s going to change the outcome or anything." Those are the words of Calvin Matthew Stringel, better known as Mechani-Cal. He’s a down-on-his-luck armored villain. Follow his exploits as he gets swept up in a world domination scheme gone wrong and ends up working for these weak willed, mercy loving heroes. Immerse yourself in epic battles and see what it’s like to be an outsider looking in at a world that few have ever experienced. Climb into Cal’s battlesuit and join him on his journey. Will he avoid selling out his principles for a paycheck and a pardon? Can he resist the camaraderie of being on a super team? Does he fall prey to the ample charms of the beautiful Olympian Aphrodite? How will he survive the jealous schemes of Ultraweapon, who wears armor so powerful it makes Cal’s look like a museum piece?

See the world of “righteous do-gooders” through the eyes of someone who doesn’t particularly care for them. Revel in his sarcasm and hang on for one wild ride! Just remember: losing an argument with a group of rioters isn’t a good excuse to start lobbing tear gas indiscriminately at them. You’ve only got so many rounds and it’s going to be a long day, so make sure you get as many as possible with each one.

©2011 Jim Bernheimer (P)2011 Jeffrey Kafer

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    Jacob Malcolm Gore 09-18-16 Member Since 2016
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    "A good read"

    I read this book a dozen times and listen to it 8 times it kind of never gets old. it is both an action-adventure and an unlikely Romance. it has become my favorite superhero genre book. the writer and the editor both get this genre and I look forward too many more.

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    Nevini 08-18-16
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    "Painfully bad. Horribly cliched. Super sexist."
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    A sexist neck-beard who wished his nonexistant technology prowess would land him a "hot babe" who would put up with his horrible acne, self-centeredness, and constant demands for sandwiches.


    Has Confessions of a D-List Supervillain turned you off from other books in this genre?

    What genre is it? If it is satire, then no, because I've actually read good satire. If it is superhero parody, then yes, because the genre obviously has nothing new or interesting to say.


    How could the performance have been better?

    The voice actor seemed a fine fit, but the drop off of tone at the end of each sentence was annoying to the point where it was almost more of a reason to stop listening than the sad excuse for a first chapter.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Confessions of a D-List Supervillain?

    All.


    Any additional comments?

    I got this based on the high reviews and got burned. Don't trust the reviews on this book. The plot is unimaginative. The writing is mediocre. The main character is an annoying misogynist with no redeeming value, not a single modicum of wit, and not anything particularly interesting about him. Don't waste your money or credits.

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    Steven 08-10-16
    Steven 08-10-16 Member Since 2016
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    "fun fun fun"

    I enjoyed this story a lot. Definitely one of my top 5 favorites. Would suggest this to any one of my friends.

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    Robert E. White BEEBE, AR, US 07-27-16
    Robert E. White BEEBE, AR, US 07-27-16 Member Since 2016
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    "biz fan"

    Just a great / fun story. I've read it maybe 4 times and when I saw it on audible I had to buy it.

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    Blake 06-22-16
    Blake 06-22-16 Member Since 2016
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    "i love the entire series"

    a great and amazing book. i love the entire d list supervillain series and coming from me that's big praise.

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    Amazon Customer 06-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "just read it"

    if you like superheroes and supervillains dash of reality the this is the book for you it's just awesome the character's are great. it really takes your place you're not expecting to go and it pokes fun at the superhero genre while taking it serious at the same

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    Tim Randwick, Australia 06-18-16
    Tim Randwick, Australia 06-18-16 Member Since 2012
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    "Distracting and ok but no masterpiece"

    Distracting and ok but no masterpiece. Ok for commuting if nothing else to read and you like super hero stories

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    David Dembkoski New England 06-15-16
    David Dembkoski New England 06-15-16 Member Since 2013

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    "love this series"

    I love this series. it is the right amount of hero and different. definitely hooked

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    Travellyr Washington, USA 04-16-16
    Travellyr Washington, USA 04-16-16 Member Since 2011
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    "Hilarious"

    The narrator is my favorite sort of snarky asshole. Too nice to be good at villainy, and too practical and too honest with himself to make a good hero, Cal does exactly what I'm sure a lot of us have been thinking; he keeps his eye on the big picture and doesn't let a pesky thing like a moral code get in the way of the greater good. He's the sort of nerd who willingly accepts that superman can fly, but that he couldn't catch a free-falling Lois Lane without physics and his arms of steel shredding her into pieces. Worth a listen for his sarcastic, fatalistic sense of humor... Which only JUST manages to hide most of his soft, modestly optimistic core.

    Honestly, all the guy wants is intellectual property rights and the ability to pay his rent. Is that too much to ask?

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    Aaron Peterson 04-14-16 Member Since 2015
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    "loved the narrator he's my favorite"

    awesome book loved the humor and style of writing the author knows how to tell a good story

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