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- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
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Publisher's summary
From New York Times and USA Today Bestselling Urban Fantasy Romance Author, H.P. Mallory, comes The Lily Harper Series! If you like your books steamy (this is an adult fantasy romance, not for kids or teens!) and you aren’t easily offended by potty-mouthed, crass guardian angels, read on!
Better Off Dead is the first book in the Lily Harper urban fantasy series:
If there’s such a thing as luck, Lily Harper definitely doesn’t have it. Killed in a car accident before it’s her time to go, Lily learns that the hereafter isn’t exactly what she hoped it might be. First, there’s AfterLife Enterprises, the company responsible for sorting out the recently dead and sending them on their way to the Kingdom, (aka happily ever after,) or to the Underground City, (not so happily ever after.) Learning that Lily’s death was indirectly their fault (her guardian angel, Bill, was MIA during her accident and was one of their employees,) Afterlife Enterprises offers Lily the chance to live again. But, as with most things involving the afterlife, beware the fine print. Most notably, Lily will become a soul retriever, venturing into the bowels of the Underground City to retrieve souls that were mistakenly sent there by Afterlife Enterprises during a Y2K computer glitch. Second, there’s angel Bill. As if risking her second life in the Underground City wasn’t enough, Lily’s guide to the Underground is none other than her incompetent, alcoholic, womanizing guardian angel, Bill, the antithesis of anything wholesome. With only Dante’s “Inferno” and Bill to help her in her quest, Lily’s future isn’t looking bright.
Finally, there’s the legendary bladesmith, Tallis Black. As Scottish as his kilts and heavy brogue, Tallis Black is a centuries-old Celt who, for reasons only known to him, offers to train Lily and act as her escort into the depths of the Underground City. Dark, brooding and definitely dangerous, Lily knows she shouldn’t trust Tallis, but she also can’t deny her attraction to him. Between soul retrieving in hell, dealing with Bill and trying to figure out what’s in it for Tallis, Lily wonders if maybe she would’ve just been better off dead. To view the book trailer, visit: http://www.youtube.com/embed/cpDlXOdAv7sWant a sneak peek? Be sure to check out the “Look Inside This Book” feature at the top left of the page where you can preview the first three chapters!
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Looking for a tattoo - and maybe a little something extra: a burst of good luck, a dollop of true love, or even a hex on an ex? Head to the quiet and mysterious Gage, the best skin artist in town. Using unique potions - a blend of extraordinary ingredients and special inks - to etch the right symbol, he can fulfill any heart's desire. But in a place like Low Town, where elves, faeries, trolls, werewolves, and vampires happily walk among humanity, everything has its price. No one knows that better than Gage.
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Worst Narrator for a sorry story
- By Laura C. Brooks on 08-27-13
By: Jocelynn Drake
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Hunter's Moon
- By: C. T. Adams, Cathy Clamp
- Narrated by: Adam Epstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 52 mins
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Sue Quentin has reached the end of her rope - she's desperate, and there's only one way out. Her plan doesn't include falling for Tony, the mysterious hit man she hires. He listens when she speaks and somehow convinces her that maybe her problems aren't entirely insurmountable. He even thinks her little potbelly is sexy. So he's a werewolf - everyone has flaws! Sue enjoys being coddled by Tony, and, for his part, Tony likes the way Sue moans when he touches her. She begins to think she and Tony might have a shot at a future together, despite his unorthodox profession...and even though she doesn't know his real name.
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AN ENJOYABLE 3.5 STARS SOPRANOS & WERE-SHIFTERS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-29-13
By: C. T. Adams, and others
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The Ghost and the Graveyard
- Knight Games, Book 1
- By: Genevieve Jack
- Narrated by: Brittany Pressley
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
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Grateful Knight isn’t looking for love when she moves into a rent-free house on the edge of a graveyard. At 22, all she wants is to recover financially so she can move back to the city where she belongs. But sparks fly when the gorgeous cemetery caretaker, Rick, introduces himself and mentions his suspicion that her new house might be haunted. Her attraction to him seems supernatural, and, despite her resolve to not get involved, she literally can’t keep her hands off him.
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Can't stand Grateful
- By Bryn on 01-30-16
By: Genevieve Jack
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A Girl's Guide to Vampires
- By: Katie MacAlister
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 13 hrs and 15 mins
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Joy Randall's Top-five tips for vampire hunters: Location, location, location. Vampires won't be caught dead (ha!) in places like discos, 10-minute lube shops, or Switzerland. Remember, if you wouldn't be there, neither would a bloodsucker. Trust your eyes. You know the handsome, annoyingly arrogant, self-assured man in the shadows with long hair and a cleft in his chin? He's your vampire. No matter how tempting it might be, do not "accidentally" acquire a paper cut on your finger and suggest your vampire kiss it to make it better....
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Female lead too stupid to live
- By Jessica on 02-04-13
By: Katie MacAlister
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Some Girls Bite
- Chicagoland Vampires, Book 1
- By: Chloe Neill
- Narrated by: Cynthia Holloway
- Length: 11 hrs and 11 mins
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They killed me. They healed me. They changed me. Sure, the life of a graduate student wasn't exactly glamorous, but it was mine. I was doing fine until Chicago's vampires announced their existence to the world---and then a rogue vampire attacked me. But he only got a sip before he was scared away by another bloodsucker...and this one decided that the best way to save my life was to make me the walking undead.
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Almost Great...
- By Jan on 01-10-11
By: Chloe Neill
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The Dragon's Tattoo: A Dragon Shifter Romance
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- By: Roxie Ray
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline, Gregory Kellen
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Anthony was my best friend and the first boy I ever kissed. The first boy I ever loved. I always thought we would be together. Then, he left town, and I never heard from him again. Now, there’s a new doctor at the hospital in the department where I work, and I can’t believe who it is. It’s Anthony.
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1/2 way through and BORING!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-31-21
By: Roxie Ray
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Inception
- By: Bianca Scardoni
- Narrated by: Bailey Carr
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
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My name is Jemma Blackburn, and I have a secret. I know vampires are real. I watched one murder my father eight months ago, and even though they tried to convince me it didn't happen - that I'd lost touch with reality due to the trauma, I know what I saw was real. Hollow Hills is now the place I call home. It was supposed to be my chance at a normal life. My chance to bury my secret and start over.
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Change Narration Speed to 1.25x
- By Nicole on 01-29-17
By: Bianca Scardoni
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White Hot Kiss
- Dark Elements, Book 1
- By: Jennifer L. Armentrout
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
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Seventeen-year-old Layla just wants to be normal. But with a kiss that kills anything with a soul, she's anything but normal. Half demon, half gargoyle, Layla has abilities no one else possesses. Raised among the Wardens - a race of gargoyles tasked with hunting demons and keeping humanity safe - Layla tries to fit in, but that means hiding her own dark side from those she loves the most.
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Very good story with inconsistant vocals
- By KarenM of My Bookbag on 07-06-16
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King Hall
- Forever Evermore, Book 1
- By: Scarlett Dawn
- Narrated by: Chandra Skyye
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King Hall - where the Mysticals go to learn their craft, get their degrees, and transition into adulthood. And where four new Rulers will rise and meet their destinies. Lily Ruckler is adept at one thing: Survival. Born a Mystical hybrid, her mere existence is forbidden, but her nightmare is only about to start. Fluke, happenstance, and a deep personal loss finds Lily deeply entrenched with those who would destroy her simply for existing - The Mystical Kings.
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WHY won't the publishing company
- By Anonymous User on 03-15-18
By: Scarlett Dawn
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Relentless
- By: Karen Lynch
- Narrated by: Caitlin Greer
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Sara Grey's world shattered 10 years ago when her father was brutally murdered. Now, at 17, she is still haunted by memories of that day and driven by the need to understand why it happened. She lives a life full of secrets, and her family and friends have no idea of the supernatural world she is immersed in or of Sara's own very powerful gift. In her quest for answers about her father's death, Sara takes risks that expose her and her friends to danger and puts herself into the sights of a sadistic vampire.
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Outstanding Plot & Characters
- By BookAddict on 02-02-16
By: Karen Lynch
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House of the Rising Sun
- Crescent City, Book 1
- By: Kristen Painter
- Narrated by: Elijah Alexander
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Every vampire has heard rumor of the mythical place where their kind can daywalk. But what no vampire knows is that this City of Eternal Night actually exists. And its name is New Orleans. For centuries, the fae have protected the city from vampire infestation. But when the bloodsuckers return, the fragile peace in New Orleans begins to crumble.
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Vampires and Fae
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By: Kristen Painter
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Born in Fire
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- By: K.F. Breene
- Narrated by: Nicole Poole
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Supernatural Bounty Hunter isn't the sort of thing you see on LinkedIn. But with a rare type of magic like mine, I don't have many options. Dangerous or not, the job is mine. And it was going fine, until an old-as-sin vampire stole my mark, and with it, my pay day. Knowing I'm poor and desperate, he has offered me a job. I'll have to work by his side to help solve a top secret case. Everyone knows not to trust vampires. Especially a hot elder vampire.
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Entertaining New Series
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By: K.F. Breene
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- M. Murphy
- 03-18-14
written for 15 year old boys
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
Less junior high name calling like "douche faces", "arch douche" and "ask hole".
What do you think your next listen will be?
I used to love HP Mallory books, but they just keep getting worse. This is my last attempt to read one of her books.
What three words best describe Betsy Hogg’s voice?
Like a teenager.
What character would you cut from Better Off Dead?
Bill the Angel
Any additional comments?
I feel like I have less brain cells now.
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- HLR
- 03-18-15
Narration Ruined It
I love H.P. Mallory. unfortunately, this book missed the mark. cool concept but the main character was so annoyingly stupid that it was frustrating. and she was supposed to be smart?! also, and I'm sorry, but the voice of the narrator was shrill and annoying to a fault. I couldn't wait for this to finish. her other voices of different characters bad. sorry, didn't like any of it. only finished because I paid for it and have a long commute.
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- Teresa
- 05-11-16
Shallow.
A story about a self-professed unattractive and boring person who gets killed because she was stupid and was talking on her phone while driving, in bad weather. Then blames her guardian angel because it was only supposed to be a fender bender and it ended up being more, all the while he was out on a bender himself. While the premise to the story could have been great, it bombs with all the shallowness to the main character and all the clichés of the storyline. The girl gets everything; new looks, house, credit cards and a car all the while complains because the hot guy doesn't ogle her with her new supermodel body. Then she quotes self-help books all throughout the book, it was annoying. But what really ruins the book is the guardian angel. What was up with Bill, he was so obnoxious calling everybody degrading names that he barely gets anything else out and why did he have to take the pills to see the hidden realm, I thought he was an angel. But the thing that really killed this story was the narrator she sounds like a whiny 12 year old girl, if it wasn't for the story starting off fairly interesting I would have quickly stopped listening. I gave up about 4 1/2 hours into the book.
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- KathyDB
- 05-08-14
No!
What disappointed you about Better Off Dead?
The first part of the book was great. It was an interesting story. I liked the main character and then the guardian angel showed up. Crude, rude, nasty, foul language and on and on every time he said anything.Some of that in a novel is ok and it adds a needed element to the story, but enough is enough and this had WAY too much.
If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Better Off Dead?
I would have totally cut the guardian angel from the whole book.
Any additional comments?
I didn't finish this one and will not continue with the series. I've read or listened to other books by this author and enjoyed them. This one was just not worth it.
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- Lesterswan
- 08-30-21
Not for me.
I can't recommend this book. the premise sounded interesting, however: characters are totally unlikable. narration is awful. sounds like a 14year old girl picked up a book and started reading it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 10-23-16
I don't need to read book 2
I like H.P. Mallory but sadly this book was not worth the download. It was long and drawn out, I hated the way Bill was written and read. . .I feel like I should get my money back for this one. I don't recommend it but it's on you to read or not. My opinion DON'T BORHER
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- C. Countryman
- 10-24-15
Slow pacing and narrated by a 12 year old
What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?
A different narrator and a better editor to fix the pacing and overly-obnoxious parts.
What was most disappointing about H. P. Mallory’s story?
The story was so slow to start and 5 hours and 55 minutes into it, it still hasn't started. They're "on their way" to the first mission. Too much description of stuff that doesn't matter, very slow pacing. I'm giving up.The guardian angel character is obnoxious, and has almost zero redeeming qualities. The author should have balanced out the vulgarity with some positive aspects. Few people are 100% crude and rude. I was hoping they'd kill him off in a dramatic fashion but when I saw he's going to be around with the next book, too, I decided I couldn't take it anymore.
How did the narrator detract from the book?
The narrator is very emotionless and young sounding, almost monotone. 'Blah blah blah,' you hear, and then the words "so-and-so shouted" are added in as an afterthought and I'm suddenly shocked that the character speaking wasn't actually bored. The narration did not reflect the story.
You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?
It could have been a great story, but the pacing and narration, and the annoying guardian angel ruined it.
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- Fran
- 12-27-17
Has possibilities, but sabotaged itself
I like the interaction between Lilly and Conan. Angel Bill is just too sophomoric. His supposed funny talk is just dumb and demeaning to women.
I listened to the audio version. This is the first narrator I have really disliked. Her voice is too childlike.
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- Kindle Customer
- 05-01-14
PLEASE get another narrator befor the next book!
What would have made Better Off Dead better?
The first thing would be a new narrator. The story took forever to move forward. The story has them go on their first mission and it takes forever for them to set off on that mission.
How did the narrator detract from the book?
The way she mispronounces words is very annoying. She also does horrible voices for the men.
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- Christa
- 07-28-17
Better Off Buried Somewhere
What would have made Better Off Dead better?
A different narrator, for starters.
What could H. P. Mallory have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?
Cut Bill the Angel completely out of the story. His only contributions to the story are stupid, junior high type comments usually including some form of "douche". He grates on your nerves - if he's supposed to be funny, he's not. Just a series of frequent annoying comments and selfish acts.
What didn’t you like about Betsy Hogg’s performance?
She does not know how to pronounce many words, but the worst is sword, half of the time saying it correctly and the other half saying "sahward". Her male voices are pitiful. She makes the lead character too whiny.
What character would you cut from Better Off Dead?
Bill the Angel. He's annoying and serves no purpose.
Any additional comments?
This book is really, really bad. The characters are shallow and are made more so by horrid narration. Mallory's earlier works are much better. I couldn't finish this one, so maybe it redeems itself in the end, but after about six hours I can't take anymore.
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