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Best Served Cold Audiobook

Best Served Cold

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Springtime in Styria. And that means war.

There have been 19 years of blood. The ruthless Grand Duke Orso is locked in a vicious struggle with the squabbling League of Eight, and between them they have bled the land white. While armies march, heads roll and cities burn, and behind the scenes bankers, priests, and older, darker powers play a deadly game to choose who will be king.

War may be hell, but for Monza Murcatto, the Snake of Talins, the most feared and famous mercenary in Duke Orso's employ, it's a damn good way of making money, too. Her victories have made her popular - a shade too popular for her employer's taste. Betrayed, thrown down a mountain, and left for dead, Murcatto's reward is a broken body and a burning hunger for vengeance. Whatever the cost, seven men must die.

Her allies include Styria's least reliable drunkard, Styria's most treacherous poisoner, a mass-murderer obsessed with numbers, and a Northman who just wants to do the right thing. Her enemies number the better half of the nation. And that's all before the most dangerous man in the world is dispatched to hunt her down and finish the job Duke Orso started....

Springtime in Styria. And that means revenge.

First Law Trilogy

The Blade Itself

Before They Are Hanged

Last Argument of Kings

Novels in the First Law World

Best Served Cold

The Heroes

Red Country

©2015 Joe Abercrombie (P)2015 Hachette Audio

What the Critics Say

"The battles are vivid and visceral, the action brutal, the pace headlong, and Abercrombie piles the betrayals, reversals, and plot twists one atop another to keep us guessing how it will all come out. This is his best book yet." (George R. R. Martin)

"Joe Abercrombie takes the grand tradition of high fantasy literature and drags it down into the gutter, in the best possible way. Monza is a beautiful mercenary who has sworn to kill the seven men who tried to kill her. No elves, no wands - just lots of down-and-dirty swordplay." (Time)

"Abercrombie is both fiendishly inventive and solidly convincing, especially when sprinkling his appallingly vivid combat scenes with humor so dark that it's almost ultraviolet." (Publishers Weekly)

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    mohamed 02-25-16
    mohamed 02-25-16 Member Since 2015
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    "as good as the main trilogy"

    had to wait a long time for it to be narrated by setieven pacey, it was worth the wait. not a single touch less compelling than the first law trilogy and to hear it from the same talented narrator made it as if i was just continuing the same story rather than reading a stand alone book.

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Brook 05-16-16
    Brook 05-16-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Great narration, good story, but the platitudes"

    The First Law trilogy is probably my favorite trilogy. I've listened to it three times through. Best Served Cold was a good story, but I swear every other sentence was a platitude trying to be a very profound introspective statement. I don't remember The First Law trilogy being that way. Either way this book is still worth a credit and listen.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Lord Ragnar lebanon, in, United States 04-22-16
    Lord Ragnar lebanon, in, United States 04-22-16 Member Since 2012
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    "Love his style "

    The more I read Joe Abercrombie the more I like him. I was hesitant to start reading another series by the author after having already read the First Law series because I thought that I'd be bored. Wrong! The writing style is still the same gritty roller-coaster ride of anger and sorrow but the plot was very fresh and not at all familiar feeling. The fact that the author managed to really surprise me towards the end was highlight for me. I'm one of those readers who usually sees plot twists coming a mile away but I never saw this one coming.

    Another reason I really enjoy Abercrombie's books so much is the outstanding narration that Steven Pacey gives. My first taste of Abercrombie's work came in an audio book and I have since read some of his books in print as well. I can honestly say that I enjoy the audio books much more and that's because Mr. Pacey does such a great job. There are a lot of characters in this book, both male and female, and Mr Pacey is fabulous at voicing both. He doesn't seem to be over dramatic but when the situation calls for it he is great at building tension. I haven't listened to any other authors that Mr Pacey has narrated for but I certainly will in the future.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Craig DubaiUnited Arab Emirates 04-20-16
    Craig DubaiUnited Arab Emirates 04-20-16 Member Since 2009
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    "Outstanding..."

    This tale grabs you right from the start and holds you to the end. The masterful narration is a real joy 😀

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Jeremy Running Portland, Oregon USA 03-28-16
    Jeremy Running Portland, Oregon USA 03-28-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Incredible writing, legendary narration"

    I've come to really enjoy Joe Abercrombie's writing, and this is his best story yet. It is fast paced, yet detailed. Hard edged, but tender. Bloody, yet touching. As flawed as the characters are, Abercrombie puts you inside each of their heads, giving you a deep connection with them all. Pacey breathes incredible life into these characters with his distinct voices and accents and his terribly consistent performance made me want to listen to every second. A narration of the top quality.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    psv2010 02-26-16
    psv2010 02-26-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Best Served via an audiobook!"
    Would you listen to Best Served Cold again? Why?

    Having already done a read of First law series in the print version, I was forced to a revisit all of them simply by the strength of Pacey's storytelling skills. It's not a book for the faint hearted (like all of Joe Abercrombie's books). There are no clear winners, just people doing the best with what they've got. Its brutal, cold, relentless, exhilarating and gripping.

    Just like life.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Best Served Cold?

    SPOILERS: When Caul Shivers reiterates the Bloody-Nine's words during a melee..........

    "I am made of death. I am the Great Leveller. I am the storm in the High Places.' The Bloody-Nine's voice, but it came from his own throat.

    The chills.................


    What does Steven Pacey bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Having read the books, the most important thing Steven Pacey brings is the emotion into the dialogue. You can feel Cosca's apathy and sadness, Morveer's narcissism, Shiver's rage, Friendly's love for numbers and prison and Monza's dying thirst for revenge.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    SPOILERS: Shiver's transformation after a loss...and his eye-for-an-eye attitude (wink) after that


    Any additional comments?

    Don't just buy this one book read by Steven Pacey. His reading of other books in this series is just as good!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    cbrons Chicago, IL 04-25-16
    cbrons Chicago, IL 04-25-16 Member Since 2016

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    "Great story, even greater narrator"
    Where does Best Served Cold rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    One of the best.


    What about Steven Pacey’s performance did you like?

    His range of voices is enormous, makes it seem like he is 20 different people. It's very hard to enjoy other audiobooks with different narrators after listening to him.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Josh R. Gallagher 04-12-16
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    "Better than the first 3 books by far."
    If you could sum up Best Served Cold in three words, what would they be?

    I enjoyed the First Law trilogy. Pacey's a great narrator, better than most, and I loved Glokta. I bought Best Served Cold thinking I would get more of the same, but instead I got a much darker story with better characters and dialogue. I loved this listen!


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jason 09-13-16
    Jason 09-13-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Absolutely Love the Dislikable"
    What made the experience of listening to Best Served Cold the most enjoyable?

    For months I'd been putting off reading this book. I loved Logan Nine fingers (in the previous series) and had read the 3rd book before reading this first one, "Best Served Cold." While I absolutely disliked every single character in this book, as they were despicable, that was great. I hate the prodigal son or daughter returned to revenge parents death, poor kid brought up on the street, etc. If anything, Joe brings the unexpected to the table and damn, he can write a bloody fine battle scene. I loved this book and I absolutely loved the narrator. Steven is perfect. Sure, I'd love to actually 'like' a character. Maybe someday Joe will write a story about the good guy/gal winning out, but if he doesn't, I absolutely love to dislike his characters who he brings to life so brilliantly.


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    Ben 09-09-16
    Ben 09-09-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Unpredictable and Dark"

    The reading was presented well, the story somewhat entertaining. The best part is the unpredictability of the book. It definitely had some interesting twists, which I enjoy that, but it was almost too much chaos. The story is definitely dark.
    A few of the characters were relatable. The whole struggle of good and evil, the devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other type of imagery comes to mind for many of the main characters.
    One of the down sides is the sheer dumb luck all the main characters have. It gives the story an unrelatable and almost laughable irony.
    Overall it was interesting and worth the time and credits, but I do not think I will continue the series at this time.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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